Holier than Revan
God looked down on earth. There was over six billion people, non of whom believed in him anymore. He would destroy them. Suddenly a spaceship came flying threw the clouds, in which God sensed one life form, who was filled with hatred, and two mechanics. God sensed that the malevolent person would be the biggest threat and summoned several thousand angels to either persuade him, or her, onto their side, or kill the person.
Darth Revan entered earth's atmosphere in a very bad mood. He had just buried his pet Nexu on Felucia. They had been killed by a mysterious disease and Revan was going to make someone pay for their deaths, as they had been very close, even if the idiots on this planet had the worst technology in any universe that he could name, which was a lot, and, therefore, couldn't defend themselves from the sith lord's wrath.
He landed next to a restaurant in the middle of a desert and left his co-pilot, a droid called T3-M4, in the Hawk. Revan entered the restaurant, with his other droid, a dusty red assassin droid whom he had built personally and had named HK-47, in time to see a young man being attacked by an old woman. Everyone else was shouting in shock and the dark jedi let loose several bolts of electricity at her. "Who are you?" he asked calmly as soon as he had finished torturing her. "I was sent by God. You will all burn!" She snarled. "God." the sith lord mused, before raising his hand and cassuly snapping her neck without even touching the woman.
Everyone else was watching this in shock. Pathetic fools thought Revan, as he prepared to order his assassin droid to kill them. "Have you come to save us?" asked a waitress. The dark lord thought about this, and decided it would be more entertaining to kill God than the people on this planet. After all, his name did mean revenge. "Yes." he said, smirking beneath his mask. God will pay he thought.
Thousands of miles above them, God felt the "human's" rage increase. He also felt that he was the object of that rage. "Attack" he told the angels.