Doki: I was bored okay? This is sorta a warm up for another fanfic I am gonna write after this. So
Alice: *kicks down the newly-fixed door* OH BUT WAIT. I WILL BE READING THIS AND GIVING HER CRITIC REVIEW THINGS, SO INFACT I AM SUPPORTING DOKI WITH HER SHORT LITTLE STORY-THING!
Doki: *facepalm* do you always have to barge in? And for that matter, KICKING DOWN THE DOOR?
Alice: Yup!
Doki:*facepalm #2* anyways, this is a EdxOC pairing, and the OC is sorta based on me (just to feed da fetish)
Alice: So now we present….
Doki:…The Dark Blood Alchemist!
The young girl sat there on her bed. Everything in the room was black, red, white, and other depressing colors. The girl was quite bored, swaying her feet hanging from the bedside. Her hair was a dark brown, but was dyed with streaks of dark red. She was wearing a white shirt a little too big, with some denim shorts. The girl was barefoot, and was tinkering with a small mannequin. There were many sketchbooks and other art utensils sprawled on the floor near her feet.
Suddenly, a loud banging was heard from the door, which made her jump. She ignored the banging and set down her mannequin. She grabbed a nearby sketchbook from the floor with a pencil, and started to draw, glancing at the mannequin every few seconds.
"Hey, Loveless! Open up! Stop drawing in your damn sketchbooks and open the door!" a voice yelled from behind the door.
The girl called Loveless growled at the voice heard, for it wasn't the person Loveless would have liked to hear. Reluctantly, she stood, cursing every so often when she stepped on a pencil on the floor, and opened the door
"Neh? What is it, Envy?"
The shape-shifting homunculus stood at the door, his arms crossed and his green hair sticking out from his headband.
"You got a mission from Father, blood head." Envy sneered.
"What mission.." Loveless sneered back "..Palm tree?"
Envy gritted his teeth, holding up a fist "I've told you time and time again-"
"Hey now, don't fight." A black haired woman noted who happened to be walking down the hall "You remember about what Father said about you two fighting each other."
Envy turned his head to look at the woman, giving her a nasty don't-need-to-remind-me-I-get-it scowl.
"Yea, yea. Don't remind me, Lust. Me and blood head here were just playing at it," Envy leaned his elbow on Loveless's shoulder playfully, putting on a pretend smile "Right, Loveless~?"
"Yea." Loveless hissed, trying to put on a forced grin. "Just playing."
"Whatever you say." Lust said "Father wants everyone to come for a meeting. It's about Loveless's mission." Lust walked down the hall until she was out of sight
"Well, then...," Envy said. He started to change shape until he had completely taken the form of a bird.
"…See you there, blood head," He sneered. Envy had taken off through the halls before Loveless could get the chance to stab him with a pencil.
"That bastard.." Loveless muttered. She started to walk down the hall towards Father's chamber.
Man, what mission would Father want me to do? Does he want me to get more human sacrifices for philosopher stones? And when I see Envy, I swear that I'm gonna kick his ass, that son of a- "Ow!" Loveless cried.
"Ow, Loveless!" A short, long black-haired boy whined "That hurt! Don't get so lost in your own mind!"
Loveless had been thinking so much about the mission, she hadn't noticed Wrath walking past her, and she had managed to sway into him.
"Where are you going, Wrath?" Loveless questioned, raising an eyebrow. "Father's chamber is this way."
"Oh..er..right!" Wrath stuttered, his cheeks tinted with pink.
Wrath has been here long enough to remember which way the chamber is. Is he hiding something..? "Wrath, did you really forget which way father's ch-"
"Seriously! I just forgot!" Wrath interrupted with anxiety "I'm just a little out of it today. We should get going! Lets go!"Wrath grabbed Loveless by the hand and litterly dragged her to the chamber, desperately trying to drop the subject.
"Well, well," Envy noted, as Wrath and Loveless walked in. "Look who finally decided to show up."
Father's chamber was filled with every homunculus. Lust was hanging beside Gluttony who was eating some corpse that was so screwed up, you couldn't tell whether it was a human or a chimera. Next to Gluttony was Envy who was sitting on some big hunk of metal that was just lying around. Next to Lust was Sloth, who was leaning on a huge pipe. Wrath immediately ran over to Sloth, seeing as he thinks of her as his mother.
"Shut it, palm tree." Loveless muttered under her breath, sitting on another huge chunk of metal. She looked around the room and sighed.
"Still no Greed, huh?"
"You know very well..." Sloth reminded "...that he turned traitor quite a while ago."
"Well, I wasn't born yet, Sloth, 'less you forget."
"Hmm...That's right." An old, deep, male voice said "You were only born 50 years ago. "
Loveless jumped up from her metal seat, very startled at the sudden appearance.
"Wh-?" Loveless started to ask. But she looked behind her, seeing who the voice's owner was, and sighed with relief and annoyance. "Oh, it's just you, Pride."
Apparently the other homunculus, Pride (A.K.A Fuhrer King Bradley), had been standing in a shaded spot of the room, where he had been unseen by Loveless.
"Jesus, man." Loveless sighed "Why do you always have to be so darn quiet?"
"Sorry, sorry," Pride laughed. He seemed like a humble, old man, but everyone knew how demon-like he was in battle. He honestly baffled the new homunculus.
"Now, children," A voice echoed throughout the room. "I believe we have a matter to discuss."
Loveless quickly sat down and Pride just stood where he was. Lust silenced Gluttony, whose eating noises were quite disturbing and loud.
"Loveless..." Father said "I believe you are aware that I have assigned you a mission."
"Yes, Father," Loveless answered "But I am not aware of the actual details, so if you could please explain to me what this mission is."
"Very well. Lately, the Fullmetal Alchemist has been doing a lot of research lately, even after he had recovered his younger brother's body."
Loveless winced at the name. She has never met him, but she has heard an awful lot about him and his journey. But also, from Envy, how short he was. He had recently found a way to recover Al's body and he had gotten Al's soul back into his human body.
"We need to know what exactly he has found out," Father continued. "And, if possible, what he has learned that possibly even we might not be aware of. So I hereby assign you to infiltrate the military as a state alchemist, and grow close to the Fullmetal Alchemist. That is your mission."
"So in short.." Envy laughed "...You gotta become his boyfriend!"
Loveless turned about 5 shades of red.
"Envy..." Loveless muttered, still blushing. "I am a girl. G-I-R-L."
"Heh, doubtful." Envy sneered.
"Also..." Loveless growled at a dangerously low tone. "There is no way in HELL I am going to become THAT close!"
"Though becoming his girlfriend would be the best way to get close to him!" Wrath laughed.
"Wrath!" Loveless cried, going back to her usual self. Wrath usually calmed her down, but he still annoyed Loveless out of her mind.
Pride chuckled a little, and Lust remained silent. Gluttony tried to eat as slowly and quietly as possible, to avoid annoying Lust.
"Can't you do alchemy like me, Loveless?" the short homunculus asked.
"Yea."
"Then it should be just fine!"
"But be sure to use a transmutation circle so you do not raise Fullmetal's suspicions," Father warned. "And don't forget to cover your oroburos tattoo."
Loveless placed a hand over the tattoo next to her neck, the tattoo that branded her a homunculus. Not human. It was a burden that every homunculus had to carry, the fact that their existance was not human. The fact that they had not a heart, but a stone to rely on for life.
"Yes father." Loveless mumbled
"I suggest that you get ready. You leave tomorrow," Father ordered. "Dismissed."
"Come on, Loveless!" Wrath beamed. "I'll help you pack~!"
"No its ok Wrath," Loveless refused. "I can pack on my-"
Once again, Wrath had grabbed Loveless by the hand and dragged her back to her room, ignoring Loveless's yells of protest.
"Heh. This should be very interesting," Envy snickered. "I can't wait to see how blood head and the fullmetal pipsqueak get along."
Me: Okay! That's it for the first chapter! The next chapter is going to come up REALLLY soon
Alice: So please be patient~ Cuz school is almost over, but we have summer camp, so we cant be busy on it 24/7.
Me: But we WILL complete each chapter as soon as possible
Together: So wait for the chapter~