AN:Hi! it's me again with my latest adopted fic isn't it great :) Please take the time to review even if it is a 'you suck' but nice review are better than 'you sucks'. LOL

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight-it's plot or it's character so bare in mind that any copyright infringement is not intended!!

Chapter 1-Peanut butter and jelly sandwich...?

"Lauren Jessica! What the hell are you doing in your fathers lab?!"

"Nothing mum, just showing Jess around," I called back rolling my eyes.

"Well get out now, your father hates you going in there." She shouted sternly, I sighed dramatically and turned to my friend hiding under the desk.

"It's okay Jess you can come stop hiding now. In fact, you could of stopped hiding when you saw I wasn't!" Jess rolled out from under the desk.

"has your mum gone to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" She asked innocently.

"Yes, smothered with ham and beef." I said sarcastically as my mum is vegetarian. "Honestly, you really are dippy sometimes Jessie-lee!"

Jess laughed and I couldn't help but laugh with her, she just does dippy things to make me less serious about things. Good hyperactive Jess, the perfect antidote to seriousitus.

"We'll go back down when my parents are out," I promised. Jess looked at me gleefully. After all we had all night to do whatever we wanted.

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As we sat in my room waiting until seven, we talked about our deepest obsession-Twilight and our recent depression-Breaking Dawn.

"Lauren Mallory is an insult to all Lauren's all over the world the bitch!" I moaned indignant.

"You think you've got it bad? All I have is Jessica the two faced slut, I mean at least Lauren is a bitch extraordinaire. She's my idol." Jess countered giggling.

"Well, actually I think I've won! I have both of their names!" I sighed dramatically.

"True," Jessie admitted. "I was trying to share your pain on the matter though." She said dramatically while wiping an imaginary tear from under her eye.

"Share my pain on this - Jacobs a pedophile! Oh poor Bella, Edward and most deserving of our sympathy poor Reneseme." I groaned at the though. Yuck. This statement seemed to get Jessie into a blind fury... I could feel a 'Stephenie Meyer is such a stupid horrid book ruining woman' rant coming on.

"Oh My Gosh, don't get me started," Jess said, whoops, to late I thought you've already started! "I mean ew, yuckie whats he gonna do to poor Nessie (who may I add shouldn't even exist) I mean he's already lusting over her and she's only a baby... And Bella getting pregnant! Stephenie said vampires couldn't reproduce. I mean how STUPID. I can sum up everything that happens in a couple of sentences. Bella gets married, Bella goes on honeymoon has sex and becomes a sex addict. Bella gets pregnant. Bella has a baby, Jacob imprints on said baby. The Volturi come to kill Nessie, only one person it's so stupid and... Whoops sorry I'm starting to rant aren't I" She said running out of steam. I nodded sadly with a smile on my face. Gotta love Jessie so opinionated!

"You know what I think," I asked, Jess shook her head. "I think Jacob lovers will probabley wage war on Jacob haters." I said with dark hopefulness, I'd love to show Jacob haters just what I though of Jacob Black.

"I can't say I will have anything to do with that war," Jess said with ultimate seriousness. I'm sure one of my eyes started bulging.

"WHAT! I thought you hated Jacob!" I exclaimed.

"I do, and so does Alice." She said. I couldn't see where this was going...

"What does that have to do with it?!!"

"Everything. For you see I am team jasper in skinny jeans and while Alice is off in the war against Jacob lovers I will be in Switzerland making out with Jasper." She finished her resolve breaking and a quiet laugh bursting through her lips. She set her face in serious mode as I started laughing at her. "I'm deadly serious." She finished before burying her head in a pillow. I could hear muffled laughs. I smiled lightly, there was a reason Jess was my best friend. This was precisely it.

Suddenly I heard the door slam.

"And now." I said grinning at Jess, "To the lab!"

Hey all, this is another adopted fic that I had to edit a lot but I think it's cool. So please read and review :)