Author's Note: Okay I know I hate Author's Notes and I'm sure y'all do too but I just need to say somethings before you continue into my story. I am doing this for fun and because I am board. Which mean I am not tasking this story seriously. I write on another story sharing website that I do write seriously on but I wanted a break form the usual sci-fi, horror, and paranormal stuff i usually write. Next I am just going to be up front about this, some of the charcters will be based off me or some of my friends. Yup I'll admit, I'm just going with this story and not give AF. (I am changing their names though because of privacy reasons) It does serve a purpose though, it is to stay as far away form Mary Sue characters as possible. I really, really don't like Mary Sues. Also this means the characters actions might be a little weird. Also this will be published on Quotev (to get rid of any future confusion) under a similar account name. I think I'm just rambling at this point...Oh yeah and I love constructive criticism! Please give me some! Also you can flame it? Pretty please with sprinkles on top? Okay yeah now I'm done have fun reading...whatever this is.
It was a day just like any other day, so naturally I was board and perusing the internet. But being as indecisive as any other fifteen year old girl I couldn't decide which website to go on while listening to another Blood on the Dance Floor fantard comment video from OfficialGTAG. "Reddit...or...4chan?" I thought allowed. I would throw Tumblr in to the mix but I dealt with enough crap at school so I wanted something more funny and with more troll and less attention whores. "Lets flip a coin. Heads Reddit, tails 4chan." I said to myself.
I flipped the coin and it landed on tails. "4chan it is...this is gonna be interesting." I said to no one. I made a mental note to stop talking to myself out loud. I checked the usual forums I follow; /cgl/, /p/, /co/, /pol/, /gif/, /cm/, and last but not least /x/. The paranormal forums and post on the "website". I had seen nothing of interest or out of the normal and I was about to go to Reddit when I noticed a cool looking thread about some ritual thingy. Ah ritualpastas, ranked right under "regular" pastas and pastas that have a monster in it but right above video game pasta and lost episode pastas. Middle of the road, can be extremely good and are rarely terrible. I rank them under the creepypastas with a monster and that are just creepy stories because they have a larger variety and even if they're really bad they're good but for different reasons. Like Jeff the killer, that story is so bad it's funny!
It was just had a link and said "READ IF YOU DARE". Still board I decided to click the link. It was to some shitty webpage with instructions to a ritual. I think it was called "Rituali Antiquiore Evanescentis". I laughed to myself a little because it sounded like a story I read on Reddit about some guy who needs a plumber because he fucked up some ritual that a chick he was drunk messaging on Tinder told him to do. AH the Reddit NO SLEEP section...good times, good times.
My phone went off dragging me away from my thoughts. It was playing some trashy pop track that my friend, Sage, switched it to as a prank. She liked the song so I decided to keep it as her personal ringtone. Sage's text read: "Hey babe u doing anything later tonight, I'm board and lonely. Can you come over for Netflix and chill?" I replied: "Yeah sure Sage just no sad movies or romcoms this time okay, still recovering from the feels from the OVA: NO regrets...anyways do you want me to bring any snacks?" She took a few minutes to reply, probably looking through her pantry to see what she wanted me to bring to our "Netflix and chill" season.
Her ringtone sounded just as annoying as normal signifying that she had finished going throw the food at her house. "do u have any popcorn or cookies. I have ice cream and cheese doodles at my house if you have them bring them and i promise no sad movies cant say for romcoms tho ;)" I chuckled a little at her text and replied: "KK bringing them over with me, ill be over in ten. just gotta get my stuff together see ya in a few." She replied with a simple "OK" and I left my house for hers.
It wasn't a very long drive, Sage lives about five minutes from. I honestly could walk to her house if I wanted to, but my mom on the other hand was having none of that. When I arrived at sages house I heard the familiar barking of her dogs and then her yelling something along the lines of "We get it Georgia is here y'all can shut up now!" Sage opened the door while holding a wriggling puppy and practically yanked me inside the door while yelling a quick goodbye to my mom.
Sage set down the puppy, Benjamin, so he could run of and find his siblings. "Sooooo," I said. "Netflix and chill," Sage finished. We laughed at the reference and started up Netflix. We talked for a bit while Netflix loaded, caching up on things that have been going on at school and in life in general. Sense high school started we have been going to different schools so its been a little harder to keep in touch with one another. Which is fine, it just makes when we hang out all the more fun.
Netflix had loaded and we were looking for something to watch and I remembered the link I found on 4chan. I forgot about while talking and because of the three squirming puppies who couldn't decide whose lap they wanted to sit on. I explained how I found the link and what it was called thinking she would laugh. But, Sage was uncharacteristically silent. "Hey, dude, are you okay?" I was laughing nervously. Sage turned towards me slowly and jumped at me. I yelped in surprise and Sage fell to the floor laughing. "HOLY SHIT GEORGIA! YOUR FACE! ITS PRICELESS!" She crocked out while laughing.
I throw a pillow at her and said "For fucksake Sage don't do that. You scared me, I thought something was wrong!" We laughed a little more and then got snacks. "Do you think we should do it?" Sage asked. "Eh, I don't know you remember that Reddit thing I sent you. We really don't need a faceless guy in our kitchen and an existential crisis." I answered.
"I mean it doesn't even say what it does...it seems a little too risky." I continued. All though I am usually the first person in the metaphorical line for the metaphorical adventure but today this seemed a little to...how do you put it. Oh, right there is the word, dangerous. "It could be fun though," Sage said. Sage was usually the first one to talk me out of a "crazy" scheme or any bad idea really. Now I was really freaked out. 'Who are you and what have you done with my Sage?' I thought to myself.
I must have been making some derpy face cause Sage started to laugh and asked "What the hell are you thinking about or are you going to take a shit on my carpet? Cause if you are I'm defiantly not cleaning that up?" "SAGE TUCKER! I know you have read the Creepypasta Survival Guide. Rule 13 and also speaking of the survival guide Rule 33, dude. Those china dolls are creepy as shit." I said to her. She looks taken a back at first but shortly after begins to laugh again. "Fine I'll move the dolls into my closet before bed but seriously, George? First of all creepypastas are not real and second of all that story is a trollpasta...for the lols." She replied in a 'kindergarten teacher' way. I rolled my eyes at her and ate another cookie. "Still, when did I become the reasonable one?"
"So are we gonna do this cause I think we have most of the stuff around the house and if not we can walk to the Walgreens." She asked. "Why the fuck not, better than watching another terrible love story that is still some how better than Twilight." I said with a snort. And off we went into the land of really, really bad ideas.