Spoiler Warning:

Plot details for pretty much every part of JoJo will be spoiled.

There, I warned you.

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Digging further and further down, the hooded figure did. No shovel could be seen on them, no visible effort was being made but it was nonetheless them who was digging down with an unseeable force.

"Oi! What the hell you think ya doin'?" bellowed a man behind them. He had slicked back hair only on the top of his head, two lines ran down his face to make it look like a basketball and he wore a cook's uniform decorated with badges of dollar and yen signs.

Damn, thought the figure, the boss wasn't kidding about stands and their 'Gravity'. The grave they were digging into was etched with the name of Kira Yoshikage.


Morioh town, a peaceful place where the day starts when the radio does. Since the beginning of the millennium, tourists come to see the unusual and strange sights it gained mysteriously in only a year. Sights such as the Angelo Rock and Iron Tower Man brought not only ordinary folk but the strange. Of course, every place and group has its own fair share of bizarre people and sights that are just left alone as hoaxes or anomalies. This little innocent town possessed it's darker side too.

It's half four in the afternoon and the last day of school for the children of Morioh high school in the year of 2018. Adolescents are walking and running alone or in groups, making plans, sharing numbers or saying goodbye for the summer. A young man, easy to pick out from a crowd with his hulking height of 198 cm and hair slicked and spiked back to create a barrage of pointy hair tips with his bag slung over his shoulder was on his way home with a short, brown-haired boy at his side.

"So what are you going to be doing?" asked said boy.

"Well my dad said he was going to have me helping out at his clinic." said the massive teen.

"Don't you get paid for it? Your dad's a really good private doctor."

"Yeah but instead it just goes into some 'private fund' he's saving for my future." he sighed "What I really want is to go on a holiday to a nice beach somewhere."

"You're not complaining about that again Jose?" said the boy.

"What? Of course not." Jose turned away ignoring Issei. "If only I had a friend with parents willing to take him and a friend away. Too bad I have one who takes the girl he's been going out with for a month instead of his friend of three years." He saw Issei looking bad for what he just said so Jose laughed and wrapped his arm around Issei's shoulder. "I'm kidding, I know you've been crushing on her for just as long."

"I-I haven't been crushing on her for three years!" shouted Issei a little too loud getting some stares and giggles as their peers walked past them. Jose began laughing again and Issei soon joined in. They both stopped at the gates so Issei could give him his address and number for the beach as they waited for Issei's girlfriend to meet them. Jose wished them a good trip and waved them good-bye.

"Guess it's time to be going" said Jose as he crossed the road, an old lady with her dog passing the other way smiled to him as she went. He pondered what he would do, how he would get out of work, who else he could hang out with. Maybe 'she' will be fre-.

"Eek!" came a high pitched scream from behind. Jose spun to find the old lady collapsed on the floor with her dog trying desperately to pull them, or itself, away from the road as a car is speeding down. He got a quick glance behind the window before rushing out; the driver seemed fine and was driving perfectly straight as if the school road was a clear path on a highway. When he got his hands around the lady the dog run free however the car was already upon him so he did the only thing he could and threw her out the way with his hulking strength. It was only two metres away when Jose shut his eye. He did not accept or reject his fate as he did not have time to consider it at all.

"Get down!" a sharp push came to his feet taking him off balance and forcing the rest of his body down. Looking up gave Jose a short glimpse of metal, wires and pipes with a few tires passing over him.

Eventually the car hit the ground and, as far as Jose could tell being unable to see it, slid and crashed with the sound of brick breaking. Smoke hissed into the air from what could only be assumed to be the engine and silence came over that pocket of the world in front of the school for a few minutes. Or was it seconds? Time must have stretched a bit with all the adrenaline flooding through.

The old lady was crumpled up on the floor, her face bashed and glasses broken. Her dog barked while some other students began helping her up. She was confused barely understanding the situation. Looking over his shoulder he found the car had smashed into the school's front wall.

Muffled grunts came from beneath Jose who found his hand planted on the face of someone sitting beneath him in the girl's Morioh uniform. Jose quickly realised he was putting all his weight on them.

"Ah! Sorry about that." he helped her up. She was shorter, only by a couple inches, and muscle-wise quite lean. Her hair was tied back into a short ponytail reminiscent of a lotus flower with pink, dyed tips. Jose recognised her instantly. "JoJo?"

She wiped the dirt off her back and saw the confused look in his eyes. "What?" Before Jose could get any words out, she strode off to pick up her bag on the pavement.

What's wrong with her? Jose thought, She was nowhere near me before the car ran at me so-

"Are you okay?" Jodi had shouted over to him. She had slung her bag over her back waiting for a response.

"Urm… yeah, but how did you-"

"Are you sure? You're bleeding pretty bad." she said pointing at his legs. His school pants now had two bleeding holes where his knees where, and now that the adrenaline of the situation was fading, so did Jose's consciousness. Before he hit the ground, Jodi caught him and managed to haul him onto her shoulders one handed, placing him next to the old lady where one of the students were calling for an ambulance.

Jodi pulled out her phone and dialled the first number. Mixed groups of students and passerbys had formed around the scene of the incident. When the call came through it was too a disgruntled and annoyed voice "Yeah, dad, there's been a car crash in front of school and- yes I'm fine! Anyway, people are injured so you need to come down and help." She cut the voice off mid sentence.

Meanwhile, a group of teachers and staff were keeping the students away from the car, one of them struggling to open the door of the perpetrator. Jodi walked past, ignoring their orders and unjammed the door while barely putting any grip on the handle as if she had willed some unseen entity to do it instead.

The driver fell out, a gray-haired elderly man, short and scrawny. He was wheezing heavily and muttered "Just wanted to go to the gym." repeatedly.

"Hey, it's alright now mister, you just had a little accident." said Jodi.

"He had an accident?!" shouted one of the teachers. "The damn shit drove a car into the school entrance! Imagine the letters we're going to get complaining about student safety!" They waited for a response but Jodi nor the driver gave one. "Are you two deaf?"

"I think he might be." said Jodi waving her hand in front of his face "And blind as well". She put her hands around his ear and bellowed "Hey mister! They're gonna tow your car and crush it in the scrap heap!"

Not a flinch, only "Just wanted to go to the gym."

She looked around, feeling a pair of eyes staring at her. No, not the ones from the teachers and onlookers, but something more. It reminded Jodi of the feeling she always gets around her dad's friends though with a darker intent.

One of the younger, male teachers was poking his around inside the car. Jodi recognised him as an assistant who recently transferred but for the year above.

"What are you looking for?" she asked.

"I'm looking so see if something went wrong." he replied.

"Nothing is wrong with the car you idiot!" bellowed the senior teacher "A blind and deaf man put himself behind a wheel thinking he could still drive! Problem solved." The assistant immediately began apologizing.

"No, he's right." said Jodi, both teachers glaring at her, one in confusion the other in frustration. "But it's not the car… I think."

Out of view, beneath the cars crushed engines are four hand-shaped dents.

The first half of this year was ordinary high-school life for Jodi Higashikata, but the last half will be something else, entirely… bizarre.


Well, that was chapter one. Can't wait to show you the rest of a, hopefully, one hundred chapter series. I know it takes some balls to claim that but I'll try my best. See you next time! Or go to the next chapter if it's out...