Garchomp and Lucario's Quest For McDonald's

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: A trip to McDonald's fanfic starring Garchomp and Lucario, both of which particularly belong to Cynthia? Yeah, things are definitely going to be interesting. And for less confusion, the Pokemon talking to each other will be regular text, while them talking to Cynthia will be either bold or italic, as a way for them to be translated via their grunts and roars. That said, enjoy!

A fine, rainy night in Sinnoh as the Pokemon Sinnoh League Champion Cynthia was in her villa in the aptly named Resort Area, sighing as she was resting on her bed, with her female Garchomp and female Lucario both sitting on the white couch, while her female Spiritomb was looking at the various different portraits on the northern wall. Cynthia's stomach growled as she murmured to herself.

"Man, I haven't had a bite to eat in ages..." Cynthia mumbled as she got up, snapping her fingers to catch the attention of her two favorite Pokemon. "Listen up, girls. I'm hungry."

Garchomp and Lucario looked at each other, blinking as they turned to Cynthia, both of them not in the mood for whatever dumb shenanigans Cynthia could want.

"Yeah, so? Why would it be concerning to us when you can solve the issue yourself?" Garchomp grumbled as she folded her wing like arms together.

Cynthia rubbed her right elbow with her left hand. "Usually I would just have some ice cream to help me chill down and cool off, but now I'm in the mood for fast food. You think you can pick up some McDonald's for me? I'd really appreciate it."

Lucario rolled her eyes as she moved her hands. "Now why would we do that?" She replied back, grunting.

Cynthia pointed at them as she got a bit annoyed. "Because I'm your trainer, and more importantly, the champion of this whole region, and if I don't get some cheap food in my stomach..." Her eyes suddenly lit with red and yellow flames. "There's going to be trouble."

"...are you for real?" Garchomp scoffed as she was intimidated.

"You can't be serious." Lucario said as she waved her right hand around as a way of mocking.

"I'm serious as suicide." Cynthia stated with a creepy smirk and a wink. "Or is that cereal with Bonnie and Clyde...?"

Garchomp and Lucario both sighed as they shook their heads, getting up and heading out of the villa as they headed westward, looking for a McDonald's to help out Cynthia, with the blonde human herself continuing to rest on her bed, both of her hands on her grumbling stomach. Her female Milotic, who was relaxing in the pool just outside of the villa, watched as Garchomp and Lucario walked past her.

"Where are you gals going?" Milotic asked as she tilted her head to the right.

Garchomp turned to Milotic, rubbing the back of her head with her right wing. "We have to get Cynthia some food. Fast food, mind you."

"Ooh, can I come?" Milotic asked as her eyes started to shine brightly. "I always wanted to-"

Lucario shook her head as she placed her left hand on Milotic's head. "Sorry, Mil. Cynthia only requested me and Garchomp."

"...Bummer. I'll just... wait here and be irrelevant, as usual..." Milotic sighed in disappointment as she watched Garchomp and Lucario leave the resort area and head up towards the north to Route 229.

"So, how long do you think it will take us?" Lucario asked as she looked up at the raining sky, feeling the rain pour on her and Garchomp.

"As long as it keeps us out of Cynthia's grasp, hopefully a long while." Garchomp explained after glancing at Lucario, before getting a good look around to make sure no wild Pokemon would suddenly ambush them.

"I know Cynthia might not be the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to common sense, but you would think she would just order a taxi, or take the bus, or just walk herself." Lucario stated calmly as she stretched her arms.

"You know how she gets when she's studying up on some bizarre ancient thing from the past. There's a lot that you don't want to get involved with her..." Garchomp commented as she paused for a moment to see if Cynthia was stalking them, being relieved to see that it wasn't the case as she began moving faster once more.