Hey guys! So I've been in love with this cartoon for a while now and have always played with the idea of making a fanfic, but seeing as how my last fan fiction is a bit more mature, I wasn't sure if I'd be able to handle it. But as you can see, I caved in. This idea came to me when the promotional commercial came out for the Fionna and Cake DVD came out, and Ice King said he was going to find a way to bring the characters of Aaa into Ooo. Then I thought, what if he did finally manage a way to do that, and then here it is. So enjoy!
"Finally! After several long days of research, and by research I mean writing more fan fiction while Gunter did the work, I have finally finished my other dimension portal thingy!" Ice King laughed. He started dancing and took his tunic off and whirled it around, over his head in celebration. A penguin came in, carrying a suitcase and a hat for him and held out its flipper.
"What? What do you want, a handshake, a high five?" Simon cocked his head. He was answered with an angry shake of his head and Ice King sighed. "Gunter, I don't have time for your little charade game right now! I have to go to Aaa and meet the beautiful babes that will be lining up to get a piece of my beef jerky." He wiggled his eyebrows and kicked the penguin into another room. "That reminds me, I have to take some beef jerky."
The Ice King left pulled the level for the portal to let it warm up and went into his kitchen. Meanwhile, Finn, Jake, and Marceline made their way into the room.
"Whoa, that must be the thing P-bubs was talking about!" Finn whispered and rubbed the frame of the portal.
"Hey man, you know what Pops said about weird portals built by old wizards." Yellow dog reminded him, putting a paw on his human brother's shoulder to keep him from getting carried away.
Luckily, his brother sighed and stepped away from the funky machine. "Don't touch t unless it transports you to a universe with hot babes... I know, I know."
"Wow guys, your dad seemed pretty cool for an old timer." Marceline smiled and investigated the portal herself.
"Oh darn it, I guess Gunter ate all the jerky." They all heard Ice King's voice coming from the other side of the ice walls. "Well, I hope they like PB&Sardine sandwiches."
"Oh Glob, hide!" Finn shouted. Jake opened the suitcase fulled with Ice King's robes, threw them out and shrunk himself before hiding in it with Finn.
"Thank Glob for dramatically huge suitcases." Marceline smiled and floated her way to Ice King. "Hey Simon."
"Marceline! I knew I heard someone in here. What do you think, huh? Fly portal right?" He bragged and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Yeah, right. Actually I came here because of that. Simon, you can't leave."
"Awe, Marceline, you're going to miss me..." he patted her head and looked into her eyes. "Listen kid, I don't know if you've noticed, but the ladies here are intimidated by my good looks and righteous body to even date me. I know they're just shy, but I need a woman. A woman who will talk about how proud she is to be my wife when she's at a farmers market getting groceries for my sandwiches."
"If I can't talk you into staying then I'm going with you."
"Hey, I know what this is about! You wan to meet that Marshall Lee fellow that you think exists in Aaa. Why didn't you just say so? I don't judge; no matter how lame he sounded."
"Whatever, Simon. If we're going to go, then let's just go."
"You're absolutely right! Gunter, when I say go, pull that lever right there, okay? Ready? One, tw-" At that instant, the little Penguin pulled the lever and the two were warped into a tunnel of lights.
Five minutes later, they were standing right in front of the icy mountains. Finn broke out of the suitcase, followed by Jake.
"What? What just happened?" Finn asked clearly alarmed. "I felt like I just went through puberty in just a few seconds."
"Finn the Human!? Trying to steal my babes, I see. No one invited you to this escapade!" Ice King yelled in anger.
"Ice King, you lame butt! This didn't transport us anywhere but in front of your mountain!" Jake yelled. "You need a new hobby, dude."
Ice King looked around and saw no difference in his surroundings. He furrowed his eybrows and said, "Gunter is grounded," before walking away, empty suitcase in hand.
"Well that was lame." Marceline sighed and started floating in an opposite direction. "Well, I guess I'm headed home then. Later."
"What a lame adventure."
"No bro." Finn smiled, "An adventure is an adventure. You have to respect it."
"Right on, man, right on." Jake smiled and headed home with Finn on his back.
I hope you guys liked it! Just a warning, I'm not exactly sure how long it will be before I update this again, but hopefully, by the end of the upcoming week. Please review and give me suggestions! Thanks.