I don't own nothing. This is just parody on my fav moment from Family Guy in G.I. Joe style

Duke was drinking some beer and thinking how to stop Cobra. He didn't notice Snake Eyes and Scarlett.

"Hey" said Scarlett.

"Oh, hey" said Duke.

"Listen, Duke, I think we can help you to fix your problem with relationships".

"It's okay, Scarlett. I am fine" lied Duke. "Really"

"Oh, come on Duke. I think you'll like it"

"Okay" signed Duke and come with his friends.

Snake Eyes and Scarlett took Duke to the bar where he sometimes drinks. There were a lot of cars. They looked so familiar. Joes entered to the bar. When Duke saw people in the bar he was in shocked. Those people were his ex-girlfriends.

"Snake Eyes, Scarlett, what a hell?!" screamed Duke. "These are mine ex-girlfriends!"

"We know" answered Scarlett. "We just thinked that they can help to fix your problem. They'll tell about your relathionships with them. So we can find the problem. Ladies, you are here because you've dated with this good soldier. But things didn't work out. Our objective to figure out why".

"I don't know" answered Baroness. "I think I would call him a mistake".

"I am agree with you" answered Jem. "Mistake".

"He is a liar" answered blind Abby.

"He's got a lot of job" answered Polly.

"Okay" said Scarlett. "Snake Eyes just noticed a thing over here".

"Oh, come on!" resented Duke to girls. " You are mad because I didn't want to be with you all!"

"I think Duke is wonderful man" said Selena. "He just has difficult time when he must to fight with Cobra. Those fights prevented him to enjoy sex life"

"Shut up, Selena" said Duke.

"She is my favourite" smiled Scarlett.

"He is so dicsipline" answered Kimmi.

"And unsure" answered Carli.

"And he's got a tiny penis" answered Sioban.

Girls began to laugh.

(Yeah, it was necessary to know about penis) signed Snake Eyes.

"Okay, who want more vine?" asked Scarlett and began to pour vine.

"This is great" smiled Baroness. "We should to do this every Saturday"

"No" resented Duke. "We are not going to do this every Saturday"

"Why?" asked Sioban. "We want to be honest"

"Oh, do you want honest? Alright! (Selena) You are from "ancient" people! (Abby) You are blind! (Carli) You have a horrible show! (Sioban) You were trying to kill your own sister! (Jem) You left me at the altar and came back to your ex-boyfriend! (Baroness) You are cheating with Destro! (Kimmi) You wanted to sleep with me! (Scarlett) And you. You don't live like woman and date with silent freak!"

Scarlett didn't said a word. But Snake Eyes drew his sword:

(GET HIM!)