Author's Note: Yes, just like in the description that this story is going to be a two-shoot and I have already gotten that done, so expect to see the second chapter up soon?

Anyways let's get to the story? (3

"Alright class, I some exciting news." Mr. Garrison told his class who all just stared at him. "I 'am proud to tell you that the state is forcing kids to take the new state test."

"Aw!" The students ground.

"Hey, you little Bas**** are not passing this grade until you take the **** test! That goes for everyone. I 'm looking at you Cartman!"

"No worries Mr. Garrison, I've learned from my lesson." The fat kid said with a straight. However Mr. Garrison knew his student all too damn well.

"Eric, you're the only kid in school that got zeros for three straight weeks. Really? I 'am surprised that you made it this far on your own."

"Wow, that's what I said." Kyle stated with a smile to Stan next to him.

Meanwhile, Cartman made a comeback at Garrison. "I've learned my lesson this time."

"You that last time and you still gotten a zero."

"But I changed this time, I swear."

"Since do you learn from your mistakes, Cartman?" Kyle questioned followed by Stan add in.

"Yeah, since do you ever learn from your mistakes?"

"Hey! You two shut up I do learn from mistakes. Okay? In fact, I make them better.

Right after Eric boosted, Kyle spoke up. "You make theme worst fat ass."

"Hey! Don't call me fat you ***!"

"ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH, I'LL BE SEEING YOUR *** AFTER SCHOOL ERIC AND STUDYING!"

"Aw but-"

"Not butts Eric, you brought this on yourself."

"Aw Man."

"Now you kids have to study from these books" Garrison said as he plop some thick ass book on his desk. Remember children the test is only three days away?-"

"What?!" Stan blurted as everyone else besides Cartman went wide-eyed. "Three days? Dude, we can't study that fast!"

"OH-MY-GOD!-I-CAN'T-DO-THAT-THAT'S-TOO-MUCH-PRESSURE!" Tweek shouted and who's eyes grown the widest.

"Look? It wasn't my decision to make you take it, but I 'll lose my job, so suck it up." The teacher could still hear the conversation he had with Ms. Victoria early today in his head.

"Now, we heard that some of your class hasn't been doing as well as we would like?"

"Well, that's mostly Eric, ma'am."

"We're going to have you give your class the new state test and we expect them to study from this book for the next three days."

"Three days? But barely enough time. They're not going to take it seriously."

"Now, Mr. Garrison this school's average has been poor. We expect the students to break that average or you will be fired."

It wasn't the other student that Mr. Garrison was worried about-no, it was Cartman who is going to make job a living hell. That damn kid would be the end of him, yet. He could feel his soul die a bit at the thought, but it has to be done, it just has to be.

"Now when I call your name, come get a book? Remember, class these books are important, so take care of them? Craig?"

While Garrison kept calling names, Stan asked Kyle: "Dude, how are we going to study for the test in time?"

"I got an idea. Could you and Kenny get the others to join us with their school books after school?"

"Yeah."

After school Kyle waited around in a library, until Stan and Kenny came with Craig, Tweek, Butters, Timmy, and Jimmy. "Is this everyone?"

"Well, the girls wanted to study on their own and everyone's gave up and is planned on getting high on cough medicine." Criag answered.

"Agh!" Tweek blurted out as he twitched and jittered a lot before Butters spoke,

"W-well I don't want to fail and get in trouble again."

Jimmy soon added in. "We all n-n-n-need to p-p-pass."

"TIMMEY!" The wheelchair use said.

"Okay whatever, let's just study?" Kyle stated and the small group did."

Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison had his own battle to contend with.

"So Eric what's an apple?"

"A food that you eat."

"No! No! An apple is a flower that form in to fruit, you little shit!"

"Oh please, I know what an apple is."

It was at this moment that Garrison slammed his head on his desk and grunted. Yes, it was one of the challenges. The teacher could only hope that the suffering would be swift, but given his luck, fate is not going to be so merciful. He is so screwed.

Back at the study group, they were reading their brains out, only the occasional blurts from Timmy calling his name to break the silence.

"The name of an Apple's...?" Stan muttered to himself before mouthing out some unidentified words. "God Damn it! They expect us to lean this?"

"Wow, this book has guys i-in interesting positions." Butters spoke up as he looked at different looking book them the rest. This made the others peer over with wide and questioning eyes.

"Whoa dude, that's one of those gay Japanese comic books." Stan uttered.

"Wa-!" The blonde blurted as he tossed the book back. "W-where did my book go?"

"Don't know. Just borrow someone else's?" Kyle said as he kept reading his book unaware of Butters starting to act like Tweek when he's scared, only without the jitteriness.

Things seemed too calmed after that, though Butters was still on the look-out for his book while reading with Craig or Kyle.

However after Kyle spoke in shock: "Ah sick! It says here that a Mistletoe is a parasite to trees and speared by a bird that poops out its seed." Tweek jumped back, fidgeting and twitching more than normal.

"GAHHHH!-I-CAN'T-DO-THIS!-IT'S WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"

Just then, Kyle got up and grabbed the caffeine-high kid, look him in the eyes and commanded. "TWEEK!" He shook him. "LISTEN TO ME? YOU CAN DO THIS! You can do this!"

This seem to Tweek down because his body became less tense.

As he did, Kyle loosen up too. Sensing things had claimed, The Jewish boys let go of his fellow classmate. "Now dose anyone got an idea, how we can study faster?" He commanded.

Jimmy spoke up. "I know of a-a-a-a-a scientist that staying here a while that lives down the street. He might be able to h-h-h-help us."

"Wow!"

"Well, take us to him?" asked Craig.

"I sure hope he can help." Butters uttered with a bit doubtful tone.

Meanwhile back at Mr. Garrison's point of view seeing that the subject, science appeared to be too advanced for Cartman's young mind and went on to English.

"Eric what's the verb in: Kelly walked to the hot dog stand?

"Uh, Mr. Garrison can I go out and get something to eat?"

"Hm let me see Eric... No! You're staying here until you answered a single question!"

"But Mr. Garrison, I hungry!" The fat kid whined.

"Well, you should have thought about that you little Ba****." Now Mr. Garrison should have foreseen what's coming next, but people do tend to forget facts, sometimes really important facts: this would one of those times.

"Agh, let me go right now or I'll tell everyone you've been keeping boy here while he starves to death!"

"Eric you won't starve to death."

"Oh yeah, try me!" Garrison could see Cartman glaring at him. He knew he was beat. He slammed his head on his desk and muttered "Fine just go." So far it was Cartman in the running.