MADEA COMES TO DENUBIA
Voltron, Defender of The Universe & Madea Crossover
Chapter 1: Unusual Consequences
For the thousandth time, Judge Mablean faces the same tall, massive, elderly dark skinned woman whom has made herself a regular in her court room, through all the years she had been a judge. The repeat offender had found herself on the stand after she had been charged with assault stemming from an altercation she had with a customer at a WalMart. What is best described as a thuggish & tough matriarch, the woman in the defendant stand was no stranger to the legal system. Theft at only the age of 9 along with spending her whole life adding to the mile long Criminal record she had been growing, she became best known for standing up to those who messed with her & doing what she believed is right for her outrageous & hilarious physical antics & overreactions. Her toughness & comical personality amidst her crime sprees made her well known in the city of Atlanta, GA where she was from & had been living since her family moved there when she was at the age of 16. At the same time, she had a soft-heart caring for & keeping a huge family together. She shows compassion & gives direction to those in trouble & experiencing struggles in their lives. To peers, her motherly & protective sense made her a positive influence & someone to look to for guidance. The combination of her bizarre behaviors & soft-heart to those she cared for made her the "crazy" & "don't take shit from nobody type of woman" everybody had come to love. We all know her as "MADEA".
"U'r tryin my patience Ms. Simmons! Why is it I can't come in here for a day without seein u in my courtroom?" Madea replied, "And why is it I have to run into smart ass, rude people (points her finger at the plantiff) such as that stupid broad right there? If peeps like her wouldn't act stupid with me when I'm tryin to nicely ask them to not butt in front of me, I wouldn't be standin here right now!" This time, Madea was charged with assault & battery resulting from an incident where a customer butted in front of her in a checkout line at WalMart & refused to comply when Madea reminded her, "I was here first! If u in such a hurry, why u not in the Express Line?" The plantiff who a younger black woman in her 20's responded, "I could care less about u'r old ass! I only have to buy 5 items, whereas u buyin food to feed an army. Therefore, I have the right away!" Madea, "But I was here first! Have u ever heard of first come first serve." When Madea had enough of her smart lip, she yanked the woman & moved her to the back the line & the woman pulled toward the front of line, which resulted in her & Madea getting into a fight & causing a commotion in the store. The po po were called & Madea was taken to jail only to be bailed out by her daughter Cora & free until what her trial had in store. Madea was accompanied by Cora & her defense attorney, Bryan Simmons. Judge Mablean stated, "U r hereby found guilty of assault & battery & therefore sentenced to one year in the Women's Penitentiary." "What? But I was provoked by this wench!" yelled Madea. Like in the movie "Madea Goes To Jail," Madea again attempted bookin out of the court room only to be caught by sheriffs & taken into custody of the Fulton County Jail.
Meanwhile, Madea's in jail visiting her nephew/lawyer, Bryan & brother, Joe. "Look Mabel! U could avoid doing jail time in exchange for doing this assignment given to the Judge by the Federal Department of State." "More Community Service?" asked Madea. "Bryan added, "The courts have seen u done a wonderful job with raising u'r adoptive daughter, Nikki, the Dept. of State thinks u'd be just the person for this assignment. Would u be willing to travel?" "What u mean travel. Travel for what?" Bryan, "A Princess of a far away planet has a Nanny who will be taking a short leave of absence & her royal advisor & guardian, r looking for someone to fill in." "Oh no! I've raised enough kids & now someone wants me to go be a Substitute Nanny for a pritsy & dainty Princess? Hell no!" Joe, "But Mabel, if u go on this assignment, u won't have to spend a year here in prison. Besides, we could use some peace & quiet in the house!" Madea, "So u can invite the whole hood over for huge House Parties? I may be goin somewhere far away, but I'm still the head u understand?"
A representative from the Department of State outline the details of Madea's assignment & told her much about the Princess, details of the job, & planet she would be stayin at to do this assignment. Madea haily replies," I may have to ride in one of them space ships, but (looks over to Joe) I need a vacation from u anyway! Madea aboard a same ship that would make it's journey to the distant Planet Arus, which was in a different galaxy known as the Denubian Galaxy.