Sweets is Not So Sweet

A Lancelot Sweets & Temperance Brennan

By Brown Eyes Parker (and friend)

Summery:

Lancelot realizes how much he likes Temperance. He was to ask her out when he saw her and Booth make out.

Author's Note:

I writing this for Krys, my surrogate little sister, who has a birthday coming up. Lots of love!

Lancelot Sweets knew it was forbidden territory. He knew nobody was supposed to crush on Temperance Brennan, except for Seeley Booth. But he couldn't help himself, his was a need so strong, he just had to be with her.

He stared at her as she ate her whole grain bagel (with melted butter and cinnamon and sugar). She even eats like an angel, he thought sadly. He let out a long and pitiful sigh.

"What's eating you?" Zach Addy asked as he wolfed down his chocolate glazed doughnut.

"You know that you have chocolate frosting all over your mouth," Sweets replied.

"Really? Why so sad? I thought you were the person who helped people with their problems. I thought you were the person who gives happy pills to blue people. I thought that you were—"

He got cut off by Sweets screaming at him. "YOU NEVER THINK!"

Brennan, who was behind a glass door, thankfully didn't hear his outburst.

Zach, who looked heart-broken, grabbed another doughnut and scarfed it down. He swallowed. "Look, I know you're digging Angela's chili. Just go for it and ask her out—"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" Sweets yelled. "ANGELA!?! REALLY?!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? ANGELA HAS HODGKINS!"

Zach blushed. "I'm. . . just. . . I gotta go. . . place!"

Sweets sighed once more and turned his attentions back to Brennan. What he saw broke his heart. Booth was in the snack room with Brennan.

He knew what was going to happen next.

And he was right.

Booth got down on one knee and pulled out. . . a ring. Brennan looked at it, smiled at him, and nodded. He got up, pulled her into his arms, and smacked a kiss right on her lips.

A tiny tear trickled down Sweet's face. He wanted to be happy for them. But how could he, when his friend was engaged to his love? He left the room in silence.

The End

Author's Note 2:

This story was SUPPOSED to be funny! And OOC. . . and maybe AU. You'll get over it and live.

Holly and Krys