I DONT OWN NarutoTM OR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING!!
NO COPYRIGHT INTENED!!
Key:
Italics = Flashback
Bold = Inner thoughts
Italics + Bold = Inner Thoughts In The Flashback
Own Characters=
Koneko Neko: Black hair Black Eyes Spazzy (Girl)
Nejimaru Uchiha: Brown (long) Hair Also Spazzy (Guy)
Naruto Characters=
Guys= Are Either Gay Or Bi (No Straight Guy Except Rock Lee, Neji , Choji And Nejimaru)
Girls= Are Either Straight Or Bi (No Lesbians)
Chapter 1: Two Weeks And Counting...
It is a Sunny Day in Konaha, and spring has just started, the flowers are blooming and the grass is at its greenest, it is the perfect day, except for the fact I am stuck in my room until school starts in two weeks...
My Name Is Naruto Uzumaki And This Is My Story...
Phone rings:
Caller ID =Teme (Sasuke).
Answers phone "Hey Teme."
"Hi Dobe," Sasuke Replies.
"What Do You Want?" Asks Naruto
"I Wanted To See What You Were Doing Today, 'Cause I'm Having A Party Later, If You Want To Swing By."
"I'll See If I Can Make It."
"Awesome See You Later, Dobe."
"Bye, Teme." Phone Cuts Off. Great I Got Something To Do Today. Let's Just Hope I Dont Get Into As Much Trouble As Last Time. Gets Up To Pick Clothes Out For Later, Opens Wardrobe And Picks Out A White Short-Sleeved Top, Dark Denim Jeans, Black Zip-Up Jacket and A Pair Of White Trainers.
Starts Getting Ready. I Wonder Who's Going? Maybe Temari And Shikamaru Are Going? I Hope Koneko And Nejimaru Aren't Going To Be Such Spaz's This Time. It Was So Embarrassing When They Shoved Me Into The Pool And My Swim- Never Mind I Dont Want To think About It...I Dont Think that Nejimaru Will Ever Get A Girl...EVER!! Oh Well Ima Go To The Shop I Need Some Bread And Milk.
Finishes Getting Ready And Picks Up Keys And Wallet. Opens Front Door And Closes It locking It Behind Me. Walks Down the Hallway And Gets Into The Elevator And Presses Ground. Walks Out Of Apartment Block And Over To My Lamborghini Gallardo Unlocks It And Climbs In And Puts Key Into The Ignition. Engine Roars. Speeds Off Down The Road.
Later At Sasuke's Party...
(Playlist:
My Life Would Suck Without You- Kelly Clarkson
Tik Tok – Ke$hia
Rude Boy - Rihanna
Just Dance - Lady Gaga ft. Colby O'Donis)
My Life Would Suck Without You Lyrics:
Guess this means you're sorry
You're standing at my door
Guess this means you take back
All you said before
Like how much you wanted
Anyone but me
Said you'd never come back
But here you are again...
Knocks On Front Door. Sasuke Answers Whilst Holding A Beer.
"Hey Dobe, You Made It." Answers Sasuke
"Don't Get Happy, It's Just I Didn't Have Anything Better to Waste My Time On." I Answered
"Awww, You Know You Want To Be Here" Says Sasuke
"Don't Be So Sure Teme." I Bark Back Him
"Whoa! Ok I Know What You Need, A Nice Cold One" Grabs A Beer And Passes It To Me. And We Walk Inside.
"Who's Here Teme?" I Asked
"Oh No One Special, Just Temari, Neji, Choji, Shikamaru, Sakura, Ino, Koneko, Nejimaru, Tenten, Hinata, And Everyone Else. Why?"
"I Was Just Wondering."
"Ok. (To Everyone) Hey Everybody Naruto's Here Now We Can Start The Party!!"
(Everyone Cheers)
Walks Over To The Sofa Where No One Is Sitting. Ino And Sakura Sit Either Side Of Me. What Are They Up To? Looks Down Hoping That They Don't Start Talking To Me.
"Hi Naruto" Damn! They Say At The Same Time
"Hi Girls" I Say Anxiously
"Me And Ino Were Wondering,(Pause)" Sakura Started "If You Would Drive Us Back To Your Place After The Party, If You Know What I Mean"
"Why?" I Asked. Now I Knew They Were Planning Something. Tik Tok Starts Playing.
Tik Tok Lyrics:
Wake Up In The Morning
Feeling Like ...
"No Reason, But There Is A Catch You Have To Get Sasuke To Come" Says Ino
"I'll See What I Can Do" I Knew It! So There Using Me (Sasuke's Best-Friend) To Get To Teme!! I Should Have Seen it Coming...
"Great, Let's Dance!" They Pull Me Up Onto The Dance Floor And They Start Dancing. Ahh What The Heck! Starts Dancing.
Lyrics (Contd.):
.. Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Now, the party don't start until I walk in
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)
(Next Song Plays)
Everyone Starts Dancing
Rude Boy Lyrics:
Do you like it ?
boy I want want want watchu want want want
Give it to me baby like boom boom boom
What I want want want is what u want want want.. Nah nahhhhhhhh !
Come here rude boy (boy) can you get it up?
Come here rude boy (boy) is you big enough?
Take it take it, Baby Baby, Take it, Take it, love me, love me (x2)
Tonight Ima give it to ya harder. Tonight Ima turn ya body out. Relax let me do it how I wanna If you got it I need it and Ima put it down. Buckle up Ima give it to ya stronger
Heads up, we could go a little longer
Tonight Ima get a lil crazy, get a lil crazy baby..
Do you like it ?
boy I want want want watchu want want want
Give it to me baby like boom boom boom
What I want want want is what u want want want.. Nah nahhhhhhhh !
Come here rude boy (boy) can you get it up?
Come here rude boy (boy) is you big enough?
Take it take it, Baby Baby, Take it, Take it, love me, love me (x2)
I like the way you touch me there, I like the way you pull my hair. Babe if I dont feel it I aint faking, no, no (oh no)
I like when you tell me kiss you here, I like when you tell me move it there. So get it up, time to get it up, you say you a rude boy, show me what you got now. come here right now
Take it take it, Baby Baby, Take it, Take it, love me, love me
Come here rude boy (boy) can you get it up?
Come here rude boy (boy) is you big enough?
Take it take it, Baby Baby, Take it, Take it, love me, love me (x2)
(Stereo Brakes)
Sasuke Shouts " Hey, Hey Sorry Guys The Stereo Has Broke, Party's Over" (Booing)" Im Sorry But You Have To Go!"
Nobody Moves.
"Sasuke ,Sakura ,Ino, I Got An Idea..." I Tell Them.
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!" I Shout. Everyone Runs Out Except Me, Sasuke, Sakura And Ino. "Come On Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand(Pause)" Looks Over At Ino And Sakura "And Go Back To My Place"
"Oh...I Don't Know..."Sasuke Says
"Come On Sasuke, You Know You Want To" I Said Slyly
"Fine" Sasuke Says
Later At My House...
"Let's Play T & D." I Said
"Sure! Whatcha' Say Sasuke?" Ino Asked Eagerly
"I Don't See Why Not" Sasuke Calmly Says
A Game Of Truth and Dare And Drunken Craziness Later...
I'm Stuck In My Room Until School Starts...
Yay...Well Better Make The Most Of It...Walks Over To Laptop And Starts Typing Essay:
George Washington Was The First President Of TheUSA. And He Wore A White Wig.
Shuts Laptop. Essay Done! Phone Rings. Caller ID=Jiraiya. Declines Call. Phone Rings Again. Caller ID= Jiraiya. He's Not Going To Leave Me Alone I Better See What He Wants... Answers.
"Hi Pervy Sage" I Smirked at The Thought Of Him Following Some Unlucky Bimbo.
"Don't Call Me That!" He Shouted At Me I Could Feel The Frustration Coming Off The Receiver. I Started Laughing At Him."What's So Funny?" He Barked At Me.
"You Are," I Managed To Choke Out "What Do You Want Anyway?" I Asked.
"I Was Wondering If You'd Do A Job For Me?"
"What's In It For Me??"
"I'll Shorten Your Punishment"
"Ok, I'll Do It"
"Ok, I Need You To..." Fades To Whisper.
Later On The 'Job'...
I Can't Believe I Agreed To This... Worst Mistake Ever!!!! "Sexy Jutsu~" Gets Some Clothes On. Walks Into The Women's Hot Spring And Takes Pictures. Walks Out Quickly And Shoves The Camera At Jiraiya. "There You Go You Perv!!" Storms Back To My House
What A Freak!! Why Does HE Have To Be My Foster Dad?!?! CREEP!!! Has A Spaz Fit ...Well Now That's Over, I Wonder How long I Have Left Now I Did That 'Job'... Maybe I'll Ring Pervy Sage... Picks Up Cell And Hits Auto-dial Number 429 (4=G 2=A 9=Y) Caller ID=Calling Jiraiya.
"Pervy Sage How long Do I Have Left Now??"I Asked Impatiently
"Two Weeks" He Replied
"WHAAAATT?? But You Said It would Be Shortened"
"Yeah, I Lied"
"So I Was Mentally-Scarred-For-Life For No Reason?!?!?"
"Yep."
"I Hate YOU!"
"I Know You Do" Dial Tone. GAHH!!! I HATTE HIM!!!! PERVY SAGE!!!! Walks Over To Laptop And Logs On To Msn. People Online: 1. Person= Pervy Sage. Logs Off. He's Stalking Me!!! Dear God Save Me!!! TT^TT No Fair... No Texts As Usual, No Emails, No Inbox's On Facebook, No Tweets Nothing... Boo!!! Picks Up IpodTM And Plays ~Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace~ Mimes The Words. Phone Vibrates. Looks At It. Picks It Up.
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One Lousy Week Left...
Epilogue:
I DONT OWN NarutoTM OR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING!!
NO COPYRIGHT INTENED!!
Key:
Italics = Flashback
Bold = Inner thoughts
Italics + Bold = Inner Thoughts In The Flashback
Own Characters=
Koneko Neko: Black hair Black Eyes Spazzy (Girl)
Nejimaru Uchiha: Brown (long) Hair Also Spazzy (Guy)
Naruto Characters=
Guys= Are Either Gay Or Bi (No Straight Guy Except Rock Lee, Neji , Choji And Nejimaru)
Girls= Are Either Straight Or Bi (No Lesbians)
Chapter 2: One Lousy Week Left
One Very Boring Week Has Passed And I Have Nothing To Do...
Sasuke's Off With Some Bimbo Dude...
Sakura Is In Spain With Ino And I Don't Care About Anyone Else...
This Week Has Been Horrid I Have Actually Redecorated My Room, Its Black And Gold...
It's Awesome...
OhMiiGoD I'm Becoming A Poof -.-' Not Good...
I Need To Get Out Of Here...
Find Out What Happens Next!!!