A/N: So this will be my irregularly updated, random, half crack pile of random ideas that pop into my head and I think are good enough to keep. And probably some not worth keeping, but who cares? :D Actually, this will be very much like my other idea dump: HTTYD: What Ifs? (Shameless self-advertising for the win! ;P)

"Team 7 will be Sakura Haruno, Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto." Iruka looked up from his clipboard, bracing himself for fangirlish screams from Sakura and both joyous and indignant shouts from Naruto, but was met with near silence. Looking closer, he gaped slightly.

Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto were sitting together by a window: Sasuke against the wall, Sakura beside him, and Naruto behind him. All three of them were in identical brooding poses, wearing the exact same blue high-collared shirts displaying the Uchiha crest on the back, tan shorts, and duck-butt (A/N: Had to be done. :P) hairstyles.

And as one, they lifted their heads, looked at him, and let out identical "Hn"s. Iruka, now thoroughly freaked out, continued. "Your jounin sensei will be Hatake Kakashi." They returned to their brooding with another "Hn." Iruka rushed through the rest of the teams and hurried off to try to find someone who could explain what was going on.

-Line Break of Coolness-

Kakashi arrived his customary three hours late, and wandered lazily in to find three copies of him with different hair colours. In perfect synchronization, they casually lifted their hands and gave a lazy sounding "Yo." And eye smiles. Kakashi stared at them a moment, then let out a subtle chakra pulse to check for genjutsu. When nothing happened, he gave an eye smile of his own.

"My first impression of you is…I don't look good with pink hair. The three mini-hims blinked, then eye smiled again.

"And I don't look good with grey hair." There was silence for a moment, then they looked up at him, put their hands on their chins, and looked at him appraisingly, and spoke in synch.

"My first impression of you is…I hate you." Kakashi's visible eye widened and he shivered a little at hearing three people refer to themselves as 'I'. They continued. "Meet me upstairs in five minutes." And then before he could retort, all three disappeared in a swirl of leaves, leaving a dumbfounded Kakashi behind.

-Line Break of Awesomeness-

Saratobi Hiruzen, the Third Hokage, sighed as he viewed the three gennin in front of him dressed in identical orange jumpsuits and with spikey hair.

"What on earth possessed you to put the roof of the Hokage tower inside a secret ANBU training facility? And for that matter, how did you do it?" The three in front of him gave sheepish looks and rubbed the backs of their heads as they gave a nervous chuckle at the same time.

"Well, it's your tower, right?" Saratobi shuddered imperceptibly as all of Team 7 spoke at the exact same time. "And even if the masked guys suck at catching people, they're like, super strong, right? So if you went to get your roof back, and we were there, you and them could teach us some awesome jutsu and stuff, right?" Saratobi slapped his forehead with his pale, help it there for a second, then pulled it down his face to stroke his chin as he eyes the suddenly apprehensive ANBU speculatively.

"No, I can't teach any of you anything." The three in front of him seemed to deflate in disappointment. "But you may have a point about the quality of the ANBU…" He shuddered again as the three perked up again with identical looks of anticipation. Shaking it off, he scribbled something down on a small scroll as he continued.

"Yes, as punishment for letting three gennin get the better of them…and me, they will teach the three of you, hmm, let's say…six C-rank jutsu of your choosing." He was promptly dogpiled by three overly hyper, super exited orange wearing ninja at the same time.

"Yes! Thanks jiji! We'll master them in no time and be back for more, or the hat!" They then jumped off him and out the window side by side in perfect synchronization, racing off towards the ANBU training grounds with simultaneous shouts of: "New jutsu! Finally, dattebayo!"

A/N: So yeah, tell me what you think! It helps keep my ego fed, and want to post new chapters. (hint hint)