Hiei took out his journal.
Dear Journal, 3/14/03
Why the hell am I doing this to myself? Oh. Right. Kurama did this to me. He got me this, and is now watching me write this. With his girlfriend. Their eyes are taunting me. Stupid people. Stop watching me, dammit! How come I don't get to have any peace? Oh god, he wants to show her something. He better not be proposing. She's going to be all jumpy and happy. If someone asked me to marry them, I'd run away. No. I'd sprint. No.
I'd die.
I'm going to kill myself. They went out. And left me here. How stupid are they? The Brooklyn Bridge isn't too far, I can jump. Now they're back.
They left again. Pick one place! That's it, I'm going to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Dear Damned Journal, 3/15/03
I couldn't find the bridge. I bet I could find it, but Kurama and his stupid girlfriend wouldn't let me. They should die. I hate them. So giddy and jumpy.
Before I find the bridge, I best find out what it looks like. I know its tall. But that doesn't help. I know. I'll go try out some of Kurama's stuff. Kurama's stuff is always interesting. Like the time I found his 'scone', or whatever he calls it. I picked up this weird looking thing that fit on my face, and held it up to my face, then I pressed numbers. It was fun. Kurama got pissed. He said I ordered 'lobsters'. I don't know what they do, but they made his face all red. I wanted one as an accomplis, but he said no. Stupid fox. Stupid fox girlfriend. Why am I living with them? How come the fox girl has to stay here? How come she can't just die? Ohh.. good idea. She'll die.
Dear Ruined, Screwed up, Damned Journal, 2/13/04
Kurama read my journal, and read that his girlfriend was going to die. I honestly didn't think they'd last more than a day. Turns out they lasted about 3 years. And going. Damn them. He took this away from me, and somehow, someway, it came back to me. This thing is possessed. I think it's trying to kill me. Good luck to it. I've tried a bunch of times and not even I could do it. Heh.
Dear Possessed, Ruined, Screwed up, Damned Journal 2/14/04
I found out people want me to date Kurama. They think we're dating. They think.. well, I don't know what they think, but it's not good. I don't want to date him. Or that ninjen girl he brought home for me. He thinks that I need to "social-ize". I'm perfectly happy. No. Not happy. Depressed. I'm happily depressed. Yeah. That's it.
I had an odd dream about this thing. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking about you, you evil freaking book. Ha. I make myself laugh. Kurama thinks I don't laugh, but what does he know?
Dear Invading My Dreams, Possessed, Ruined, Screwed up, Damned Journal, 2/15/04
The ninjen girl is pretty mean. Heh. Kurama picked out a good ninjen girl. Ha! Good! I crack myself up. Two times in one day. Go me. She said I was suicidal. I said thank you and she looked at me queerly. I wonder why.. I always thought being suicidal attracted girls. Wait. Why do I want girls?
This is all Kurama's fault. All of his fault.
Dear Journal, 3/14/03
Why the hell am I doing this to myself? Oh. Right. Kurama did this to me. He got me this, and is now watching me write this. With his girlfriend. Their eyes are taunting me. Stupid people. Stop watching me, dammit! How come I don't get to have any peace? Oh god, he wants to show her something. He better not be proposing. She's going to be all jumpy and happy. If someone asked me to marry them, I'd run away. No. I'd sprint. No.
I'd die.
I'm going to kill myself. They went out. And left me here. How stupid are they? The Brooklyn Bridge isn't too far, I can jump. Now they're back.
They left again. Pick one place! That's it, I'm going to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Dear Damned Journal, 3/15/03
I couldn't find the bridge. I bet I could find it, but Kurama and his stupid girlfriend wouldn't let me. They should die. I hate them. So giddy and jumpy.
Before I find the bridge, I best find out what it looks like. I know its tall. But that doesn't help. I know. I'll go try out some of Kurama's stuff. Kurama's stuff is always interesting. Like the time I found his 'scone', or whatever he calls it. I picked up this weird looking thing that fit on my face, and held it up to my face, then I pressed numbers. It was fun. Kurama got pissed. He said I ordered 'lobsters'. I don't know what they do, but they made his face all red. I wanted one as an accomplis, but he said no. Stupid fox. Stupid fox girlfriend. Why am I living with them? How come the fox girl has to stay here? How come she can't just die? Ohh.. good idea. She'll die.
Dear Ruined, Screwed up, Damned Journal, 2/13/04
Kurama read my journal, and read that his girlfriend was going to die. I honestly didn't think they'd last more than a day. Turns out they lasted about 3 years. And going. Damn them. He took this away from me, and somehow, someway, it came back to me. This thing is possessed. I think it's trying to kill me. Good luck to it. I've tried a bunch of times and not even I could do it. Heh.
Dear Possessed, Ruined, Screwed up, Damned Journal 2/14/04
I found out people want me to date Kurama. They think we're dating. They think.. well, I don't know what they think, but it's not good. I don't want to date him. Or that ninjen girl he brought home for me. He thinks that I need to "social-ize". I'm perfectly happy. No. Not happy. Depressed. I'm happily depressed. Yeah. That's it.
I had an odd dream about this thing. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking about you, you evil freaking book. Ha. I make myself laugh. Kurama thinks I don't laugh, but what does he know?
Dear Invading My Dreams, Possessed, Ruined, Screwed up, Damned Journal, 2/15/04
The ninjen girl is pretty mean. Heh. Kurama picked out a good ninjen girl. Ha! Good! I crack myself up. Two times in one day. Go me. She said I was suicidal. I said thank you and she looked at me queerly. I wonder why.. I always thought being suicidal attracted girls. Wait. Why do I want girls?
This is all Kurama's fault. All of his fault.