disclaimer i didnt write the fanfic i'm reffering to below.

It was another boring day on the stupid submarine that cid invented AKA: Jane.

Kaze was heading to the back store room when he hear Lisa, miles, ai, and yu laughing hysterically.

What can possibly be that funny that their laughing so hard? He thought. Well I might as well check it out since I have nothing better to do. So he started to make his way over to Lisa's room. As he came closer to Lisa's room the laughter became louder and more apparent. What the heck? He wondered.

He finally came to Lisa's room and was just about sick of hearing them laugh their lungs out when Lisa hissed

"quite he's here!" and the voices instantly silenced. Wtf? He thought. When he entered her room he saw all of them piled on Lisa's bed fixated on Lisa's laptop (don't ask.) they looked like they were reading something online. His thoughts were instantly shattered when they burst out laughing again!

"What the heck are you doing?" Kaze asked they all paused and looked up at him but as soon as they saw his face they started laughing so hard they all fell off of Lisa's bed and started rolling on the floor.

"What are you doing?!?" Receiving no answer but more laughter Kaze sighed and looked at the computer screen. Lisa made a giggle- filled flop to try to keep him from looking at her computer but instantly let go and fell to the floor laughing hysterically at the sight of him.

"If moogle sent you those pictures of me passed out on the couch in a Speedo I'm gonna…" Kaze left the threat hanging. At this they all stopped laughing and stared at him wide eyed. "They have pictures of you like that?" Lisa asked. Kaze realizing that his secret was out roared "DON'T TELL ANYBODY!!!"

"Can I have a copy of those pictures?" Lisa asked shamelessly

"NO!" as Kaze finally looked at the pc screen he saw in big letters at the top of the computer the words /Christmas present. Kaze scrolled down further and read the story. "AAAAARRRRRHHHHGGGG!!!! I F****** HATE FANFICTION!!!" at this he chucked the laptop across the room and pulled out his hand gun and shot into dust. Lisa screamed something he didn't catch. Cid burst into the room and saw whatever was left of the computer and screamed wailing "Jasmine! By sweet little laptop Jasmine!" and started to cry over the stupid little computer. By this time Kaze had gotten the message: Cid made the pc for Lisa and like he had with all his ruined inventions he cried, and cried, and cried, and cried…. Well you get the picture.