YAY! Doctor Who x Ouran HighSchool Host Club crossover! I dunno. I think it's madness... again. WHOOP WHOOP. kthxbai

Ouran (c) Bisco Hatori

Doctor Who (c) BBC


The Doctor looked around this odd building. Two seconds ago, he was on the way to the planet of the hats. But, the TARDIS had flown off course to this. . . this place. He looked up. A sign greeted him, reading "Music Room #3".

"So, where an I?" he muttered to himself, pushing open the doors. . Rose petals fluttered all around the Doctor as a white blinding light flashed. Seven voices said in unison, "Welcome."

Seven boys sat in the center of the room. A cute little boy skipped up to the Doctor. He was holding a pink bunny and smiled cutely, "Hey Tama-chan," the boy said, "who is this man?"

This "Tama-chan" shrugged. "Well, don't just stand there. Come on in." He strolled over to the Doctor. "Hello, my little lost prince. And how are you?" He smirked and ran his finger up the Doctor's neck. "Now, what do you prefer? The cool type?" he asked, gesturing to a boy in glasses. "Or maybe the cute type? Perhaps the wild type?" he said, ruffling the hair of the little boy and then pointing to a tall spiky haired boy. "The little devil type?" he asked.

A pair of twins grinned and pushed a quiet boy in front of them. "Hey, boss. Maybe he would be interested in Haruhi."

The glasses boy looked up from his clipboard. "Now Tamaki. I don't think this man is a customer."

Tamaki pouted. "But, Kyoya! He walked into the room!"

The Doctor blinked before slumping down against the door. All he had wanted to do was visit the planet of hats. Again. HOW DID HE GET HERE?

*Bloopers by Impossible Oswin*

A/N: so, I was kinda talking with Impossible Oswin and this happened.

"Or maybe the cute type? Perhaps the wild type?" He paused. "Or maybe, you'd like the fire type?" The blonde gestured to the right. A charmander barked at him.


YAY MADNESS! Welp. Hope you liked it. Please review and/or favourite and/or whatever you need to do to show you love/hate. :D