AN: I was joking about this with my friends and I couldn't resist thanks to tonight's episode. I might write another if you guys like it.
"Oh yes." A voice purred darkly in Emma's ear.
She tried to ignore him, really she did, but she hadn't counted on one thing.
"She really does look lovely in that dress."
Emma glanced at Rumpelstiltskin… Well, her evil Dark One conscience Rumpelstiltskin. He was leaning against one of the library stacks in the royal archives at Camelot. His eyes focused on the woman who was skimming them. She had been avoiding this woman since they came here, because of him.
Emma sighed, "Have you found anything, Belle?"
Belle looked to Emma with an apologetic smile, completely oblivious to the Dark One who was ogling her.
"Sorry, Emma, nothing yet."
Rumpelstiltskin moved, circling around her, eying her up and down. A pleased smirk on his face.
"I found something. Though we are two different beings, Rumpelstiltskin certainly has good taste." He giggled impishly, "She certainly lives up to her name."
He then sighed, "If there's one thing I'm going to miss being Rumpelstiltskin it's going to be the fact I won't get to share a bed with her anymore." He grinned impishly at Emma, "Unless you feel so inclined, she's definitely a better choice then the pirate!"
A growl escaped Emma's mouth, making Belle raise an eyebrow.
"Something wrong? I know it's frustrating, but I promise I'm trying my best to help."
"No, it's not that, Belle." Emma tried to play it cool.
Rumpelstiltskin giggled, "Rumpelstiltskin did give in to some of his darker impulses with Belle when it came to the bedroom. You should have seen some of the kinky stuff they did! I can put some of the memories into your head if you li-!"
"Shut up!" Emma screamed startling Belle making her drop the book she was holding. Emma then blushed slightly, Rumpelstiltskin laughing because he got to her, "S-Sorry, Belle. I'm… I'm just tired. This whole Dark One thing is getting to me."
Belle smiled, "It's alright. I understand."
Belle then went back to work, bending over to pick up the book she dropped, this making Rumpelstiltskin whistle and stare at her rump.
Emma silently groaned. This was going to be a long adventure, especially with Belle involved.