mae is done with all the fucking college kids fucking each other in the ass with paper.
so she hijacks a plane and crashes it into her parents house. witch causes a ripple in the fabric of reality so now the city of possum springs to become an island. amidst the rubble mae finds her bed and goes to bed
the next day female furry paul blart. aka aunt mall cop calls a swat team onto the house and every single police officer is circled around the house. so mae jumps onto the powers lines and hops around like she has an imaginary spine.
mae arrives at the quik-e-mart to see the gay retarded cousin of fiasco fox. upon seeing mae he gives an deafening autistic screech. "helnlo Gregory i have not seen you since 'nam" gregg looks at his blood stained hands and screams in pain. "good to see that nothing has changed" states mae
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mae busts into the pickaxe and sees bea the crocodile or something "henlo Beatrice santelo my name is mae boroski i have heard of your existence from Gregory and i would like to honor you with a gift" says mae she gives bea a picture of Danny devito
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