Hey guys! This is just a crack fic I wrote after eating 20 cookies and lots of Mt. Dew XDDDD I really love Jane AND Thor. First fic ever and it's just a crack fic. Please don't hate thank you :D
"Hi Thor," said Jane. She was so happy to see him after 2 heartbreakingly long years. It had been grueling without him there by her side. She had missed him so much.
"My Lady Jane! It is good to see you again safe on Midgard," replied Thor. He stared into her beautiful, poop, brown eyes. They made him feel like one with the toilet.
He took her small hand in his large paws and squeezed them for comfort until the veins popped. Jane wrapped her arms around his neck and went on her tiptoes because she was so short. Thor placed his hands on the sides of her face, leaned in and snapped. Jane fell to the ground, dead. Her head was bent at an odd angle.
"JANE!" Thor exclaimed in disbelief. That was a mistake. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"