Howard = Sexy_Engineer
Sheldon = TheSupremeGenius
Raj = Brown-Dynamite
Penny = Scientists_Keeper
Ordinary Minecraft Speech
Characters Thoughts
This takes place after Season Six and all future chapters shall take place before Season Seven.
Continuity Errors be damned.
It all happened when Howard, one day, asked this question.
"Hey guys! Wanna play Minecraft?"
Like fools Raj and Penny said yes.
Sheldon, stoic in his stubborn OCD, said no. However, a quick threat of dirty socks and he reactivated his old account at a drop of the hat.
That was his downfall.
And as they put on headsets and logged into CrazyEngineers, a terrible adventure was born.
Brown-Dynamite logged in.
Scientists_Keeper logged in.
TheSupremeGenius logged in.
Three cubed people spawned in a middle of a Swampland Biome.
The First - a Brown-skinned one - looked around for the one who had invited them.
Brown-Dynamite / Howard? Where are you?
The fourth - who was... missing - replied.
Sexy_Engineer / Just chilling in my pad.
The Second - A girl - responded with a certain malice.
Scientists_Keeper / Where is your 'pad', Howard?!
Sexy_Engineer / Somewhere in the Jungle to your...
A Pause.
...right.
The Two looked over to the Jungle looming over them.
Brown-Dynamite / Tell us where to go then.
Sexy_Engineer / Oh, wheres the fun in that? Have a look around. You might find something interesting.
Scientists_Keeper / Howard!
Much screaming and cursing followed this (Simulated and Real). She had not really wanted to play this game. She'd only joined on the promise of cute dogs. The only animal around was a rather derpy pig.
She was rather understandably pissed.
After this, the two decided to journey into the Jungle.
They failed, however, to notice the third member of their party to silently sneak off deeper into the swamp.
This one didn't care for Howard. He believed he could build his own empire from scratch without his help.
However, he neglected to mention this to his companions.
Also, he had currently stuck himself trying to work out the physics of a) a cubed based world an b) how the hell a Tree could be standing with half it's bark missing.
He was so stuck he didn't notice that it was swiftly turning into night.
He also didn't notice the Enderman until it was looking at him straight in the eyes.
And he screamed.
Which could be heard across the landing and into the girls apartment.
She and the brown one, were admiring the hosts house. She wasn't that impressed. She thought his ego could produces something less modest.
It was a moderately sized two-storey house. Stone made, with all the comforts. Beds, Furnaces, Crafting Tables. Even a jukebox with only one Music Disc.
It was Stal. And it was really annoying to her ears.
Which made the scream a relief.
She hadn't noticed the third one was missing. She was too busy combing through the Jungle killing whatever mobs that had spawned in the shade under the trees.
Scientists_Keeper / Sheldon? Is that you? Where are you?
TheSupremeGenius / The Spawn point. I don't want to play this game anymore.
Brown-Dynamite / Why?
TheSupremeGenius / Because I didn't know that demons infested it!
TheSupremeGenius left the game.
Silence filled the simulated air.
Sexy_Engineer / Huh, I didn't expect him to last this long
Sexy_Engineer was slain by Scientists_Keeper with a Flower Pot.
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