The big D walked into the barr, dresed in a fancy smancy tuxedo, looking like James Bond or some shit. He sits down at da stook, sayin "yo shithead, give me some of the good shit" and the bartneder is all like "nah bro, you gotta show me some manors first". So after a long sigh from Dean, and after looking into the camera like this shit the office or something, he gets down on his knee bones and sucks the dudes dick.
"Dats sum nice manors" the bartendor says, and proceeds to hand Dean a bear. Deans all like "thanks bro" when suddenly, out of nowhere, some fuckin weirdo lookin' like a hobo off the streets sorta just pops in.
"Sup Deano" he says, sitting next to the D. "YO BRO, YOU CAN JUST BE DOIN DAT SHIT MANE, THAT SEAT WAS OCCUPIED BY THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD HOOKER SKOOTERMAN" he yells, pointing at the methhead who stared at Dean, a betrayed look on his face.
"Well tell skooterman to go frick himself, because I'm sitting here Deano, so what're you gonna do 2 stop me?"
Dean stared at him for a few secs, contemplating his options, before shrugging and once again, gettin all down and suckin' dat bitches dick. Yeah, you all knew it was comin. Da cops then procedded to walk into da bar with guns in hand.
"Yo, freeze m8, you can't pull that punk ass shit in here" one of da cops said, but his pardner was all like "wait m8" and he whipped out his phone, takin a sexy asss photo.
"Yooo bro, dats pretty gay" the cop said to the other cop, giving the other cop 'the look'. The cop who's sexuality we're unsure about just stared back at him, his eyes unchanging as he stated "It's cool, I praid to jesis and said no homo first, so it ain't gay m8".
The other cop gave him 'the look' for a little longer, his eye twitching and his nostrils flairing as he scooted closer till their faces we're touching.
"Dats the shit I like to here son" he said, slapping the other cops ass "now lets arrest these two troublemakers and confess our love to jesis" but as they turned towards the two totally straight dudes, they found that they were not there, but had, in fact, suprisingly, no joke, we don't fuck around in these parts, DISSAPEARED.
"Wow Deano, that sure was close" said Catstiel to the other bro after he mysteriously zapped their asses out of da barrr. "Yeah bro, but shit the roleplay shit was fucn while it lasted maan".
"MMmmmmMmmm,,,,, yes…. it was" Cas murmered "but whatdya mean WHILE IT LASTED" he cried, grabbing Deans 70 ft. Dick. "ARYFHDTFEHRTWFJYQGUYT" Dean cried, and for the rest of the night, they tots did the dirty, and diddled their ass till they both died of heart attacks from having to much sex.
De End.