The Shmexy Hat
by me
One dy scootie buootie man has a hut. It waz unusuuall hut. evry1 look at eat. He gut it frum creete. ever1 just licked it butt speh. speh head a smexual attiction 4 Diz Hut. I had summy smeuciiall drums aboot it. 1 dey speh trudded Scootie buottie. he gav scootie 2 refeeennd for dat hut. then speh hud smexuciiall expenrice with a suda and a hut.
THE FREKING END :D