A/N: a random one shot that I wanted to try out. I recently got into JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and after marthoning the first three parts of the series, I absolutely loved it. If anyone wants to see this as a full story, leave your comment in the reviews.

UPDATE 1/13/16: This story shall now be an ongoing story.

All the CPUS have fallen.

Only one had remained, and she was on the short end of the stick.

Looking up at her to-be killer, she gave her final plea.

"Please stop this. If things go on like this, Gameindustri will be reduced to rubble!" Nepgear exclaimed.

CFW Magic, the perpetrator of everything that has happened up until now, simply raised her scythe in response.

Nepgear closed her eyes as her will to fight soon crumbled, and she felt an impact on her face.

In another area not too far from Nepgear, her friends Compa and IF had finally entered the Gameindustri Graveyard.

"This is the Gameindustri Graveyard, huh? We're finally here." IF said.

"Y-yes. It s-seems that way." Compa said, shaking in fear.

"You're scared already? Stop stuttering." IF reprimanded.

"W-w-well, look around us. So many creepy crawly monsters..." Compa said, slowly looking in all directions.

"This is the place where those who have passed on end up. All of those you see here were once denizens of Gameindustri." Histoire said.

Compa's eyes went wide. "Is that really true?"

"Yes, jeez, it's true. Why don't you just wait here or something?" IF said, slightly annoyed at the hesitation in Compa's voice.

"N-No way, Iffy. I can't sit still! I want to save Nep-Nep, Ge-Ge, and all the other CPUS!" Compa exclaimed.

"Well yeah, me too. Nep's been MIA for three years. Doesn't she realize how worried we are?" IF told herself.

"Zzzzz..."

"Zzzzz..."

"Zzzzz...?"

Joseph Joestar, the grandson of the legendary Jonathan Joestar, has finally awoken from his slumber. Little did he know, he was in for a rude awakening.

"Where am I? Where did my manga go?" Joseph asked to no one in particular, patting all over his body.

"And why..." Joseph looked around at his surroundings.

"AND WHY THE HELL AM I IN HELL?!"

Compa and IF froze.

"Did you hear that?" IF asked, looking around.

"Y-yeah...it sounded like a guy, almost." Compa said.

"That's because it was a guy, Compa! Come on, we've got to get moving." IF said, continuing to walk forward.

"If you ask me, that tell sounded more comical and frantic, than stressed and fearful." Compa thought.

As they both continued their trek, Histoire started assuring them that the CPUS were alive and well.

Oh, how wrong she was.

"Whew. We walked for a long time." IF said.

"We sure have. I wonder where they're all hiding." Compa said.

As if on cue, a voice audibly yet quietly moaned, "Urrgh..."

"Yikes!" Compa exclaimed.

"Yikes? Really? Don't startle me like that." IF said, feeling uneasy and annoyed at the same time.

"B-B-But I heard someone's voice! I heard someone, Iffy!" Compa said frantically.

"Yeah I got that. But it's not like that yell we heard earlier, do you know which direction it's coming from?" IF asked, turning around to face Compa completely.

"I think it was that way." Compa said, pointing in front of them.

"Over there? Okay, let's find out." IF said, sprinting where Compa's finger was pointed without hesitation.

"Oh, please wait for me! Don't leave me all alone, Iffy!" Compa exclaimed running after her.

Joseph started wandering around, grimacing at the sights before him.

It truly felt like he was in hell, but his surroundings looked more along the lines of what seemed to be a graveyard of some sort.

"I fall asleep for one moment and I wake up here? It must already be raining cats and dogs, or I'm high." Joseph said, looking at some of the corpses scattered in the rubble.

"Hmm?"

Joseph noticed a faint light in the distance. He felt 4 weak energies inside the aforementioned light. They seemed to be slowly drained of their power, possibly to the point of death.

"Are these people Hamon users, too?" Joseph asked himself. This new possibility peaked Joseph's curiosity, and he decided to investigate.

Little did he know, there were 4 more energies right behind him, and they were interested in him.

"My, my. This one seems like he could be a better match than those pathetic excuses of goddesses." CFW Magic said, touching her bottom lip with interest.

"Can I kill him, please? It's been three years now and I've been itching for a good fight!" CFW Judge exclaimed, all revved up.

"He doesn't seem to be much of threat, considering he's a human. Though I can't deny the possibility that he is strong, considering he was brave enough to come here alone." CFW Brave said.

"Meh. I'm not interested. He's a guy. And an ADULT at that. I want to see some more little girls!" CFW Trick stated with a bored expression, "Like that Nep-whatever her-name-was and the Lowee CPU!"

"Shut up, you damn pedophile! I want at him!" Judge said, jumping after Joseph.

"That fool. He acts completely on impulse." Magic said, facepalming.

"It doesn't matter. At least this way, we can see whether or not this man is a threat or not." Brave said.

As Joseph made his way toward the light, he sensed someone's presence coming from above. Not a very pleasant presence either.

"RAAH!" Judge landed right in front of Joseph with a thunderous crash.

"Huh? Who are you?" Joseph asked with a quizzical look on his face.

"My name is CFW Judge! Remember that, for it is the last name that will ever come out of your mouth!" Judge's voice boomed.

"Are you done, now?"

"Huh?" Judge was confused at his reaction.

"I said are you done? You look like something I would see in a Ultraman manga." Joseph said, yawning and picking his ear.

Judge just stood there, an awkward silence surrounding them both. He wasn't sure if he was hearing things, but he just felt like he got dissed.

"Excuse me?" Judge said, his voice eerily calm and low.

"Yes?" Joseph said, already knowing what's going to happen next.

Judge picked up his axe and prepared to swing.

"No wait! You're next line is..."

"Taste my blade, motherfucker!" Joseph/Judge said at the exact same time.

Their synchronised yelling threw Judge off for a brief second, only to jump back in pain.

"Ow! What the hell did you do to me, bastard?!" Judge exclaimed.

"Oh, nothing much. I just gave you a little welcoming gift." Joseph said with a cocky smirk, jumping away from him. Hidden behind his back, was a pair of clackers.

"Grr...SCREW YOU!"

"And this'll feel weird coming from me, but you have some serious anger issues." Joseph said nonchalantly.

Judge didn't say anything. Instead, he just lunged at Joseph in a blind rage.

"Your next line is: You piece of shit! I will FUCKING END YOU!" Joseph said, swiftly dodging Judge's attack.

"YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I WILL FUCKING END YOU!" Judge exclaimed in absolute fury.

Joseph noticed a decent sized pillar of metal behind Judge and decided to take this chance.

"Eat this! Clacker Boomerang!" Joseph exclaimed, throwing a pair of clackers at the pillar, narrowly avoiding Judge's face.

"HA! You missed me dumbass!" Judge exclaimed in triumph.

"Heh." Joseph simply smirked in return as he stared at Judge straight in the eyes.

"Hey, what's with the cocky look you bas-GAH!"

The pair of Clackers that Joseph had threw lodged themselves in Judge's back, paralyzing him in pain.

"You son of-! You planned this out, didn't you?!" Judge said, crumpling to the ground with a tight grip on his weapon.

"Damn straight! Jojo plans everything!" Joseph exclaimed, holding his fist out for emphasis.

"I can't move! This pain is too unbearable!" Judge thought, fighting to stay on his feet, "What the fuck did you just hit me with, you piece of shit?!"

Joseph took a bar of soap out of nowhere and kicked it to where he assumed was Judge's mouth, "Language, Robot-san. You should really watch the way you speak to people you just met!"

Judge glared at Joseph with intense hatred and summoned just enough strength to give him the finger.

"Well, I gotta go check something out, so we'll continue this conversation never!" Joseph said, taking off toward the light.

All the remaining felons were thoroughly shocked at this sight. A mere human, effortlessly take down one of the four felons within seconds, with what seemed to be some kind of toy, then proceeded to MOCK him without dying or suffering a serious injury.

"Impossible...This man took down the violent one?" Trick said in awe.

"Hmph. It would seem he's no ordinary human. Did you see that aura around him when he threw that object at Judge?" Brave said, impressed.

Magic looked unimpressed at the whole sight. But on the inside, she was feeling...anxious?

"Yo, Magic, you're sweating. You're not afraid of that guy are you?" Trick asked.

"Like hell I am!" Magic snapped angrily. "All I know is that he must die...in the name of Arfoire!" Magic declared.

The others nodded their heads, agreeing with her.

But Magic couldn't help but feel another feeling...annoyance.

"More pests have arrived in our kingdom." Magic stated with a look of annoyance.

WITH COMPA AND IF

"There they are. Yo, Nep!" IF exclaimed.

Compa and IF arrived to the sight of a bondaged Purple Heart, her damaged suit sporting rips and tears, exposing much of her skin.

"Ugh...Iffy? Compa?" Purple Heart said, barely above a whisper.

Compa could only hold her mouth in horror, "Oh no, Ge-Ge too! Even the other CPUS!"

Compa and IF's eyes roamed over the scene seeing Nepgear, Black Heart, Green Heart and White Heart in the same condition as Purple Heart.

"This is a horrible way to keep hostages. Who could be responsible for this?" Compa said.

Joseph just arrived at the scene, and wasn't very pleased at the sight either.

"What the hell happened here?" Joseph said, now serious.

"Nep, pull yourself together! You hear me, Nep?!" IF yelled in concern.

"..."

"She's out cold. Jeez, what the hell're these tentacle cord things?!" IF exclaimed looking at them in disgust.

"Force alone cannot rend those bindings. Compa, please use the sharicite." Histoire relayed in their heads.

"S-Sure, lemme just...I know I keep it near the bottom of my purse, right next to my band-aids..." Compa said, quickly fumbling through her purse.

"I cannot allow you to do that!" A voice boomed.

"Yare yare daze...(Good grief)." Joseph facepalmed.

Judge jumped out of the sky and landed again with a giant BOOM sound. But this time, his axe was also facing down, intending to cleave someone in two.

"Kyaaah!" Compa screamed, flying away from the impact on the ground. IF also flew away, but immediately got back on her feet, glaring at the giant being before them.

"I could've swore I just put this guy out of commission a couple of minutes ago..." Joseph said, cracking his knuckles.

"Who are you? Get out of here!" IF yelled at the robot-like being.

"Oh no." Joseph facepalmed once more.

Judge can only laugh at this girl's attitude. She had no idea who she was addressing in such a manner.

"...Fools. Welcome to your graveyard." Judge said, feeling all powerful.

Joseph decided not to say anything and observed from the back. Even though he was in plain sight.

"I've been kept here for three years. I've grown bored, so you better be fun little toys to play with!" Judge exclaimed.

"I don't really get his rambling, but he seems fired up. I'll handle him, Compa. You hurry and get the CPUS!" IF ordered.

"Y-Yes!" Compa said, running off.

"I better keep an eye on the orange-haired one just in case." Joseph thought.

Sprinting over to Nepgear, Compa held the sharicite out toward the cords keeping her place.

Reacting to the negative energy, the sharicite became bright with power, expelling the cords and negative energy surrounding Nepgear.

"Urgh...Mmm.."

"Ge-Ge, are you waking up?" Compa asked.

"Compa? Uh, I think that I..." Nepgear started.

"I'm so glad! Okay then, let's free the other CPUS." Compa said, about to take a step toward the others until...

"Gaaah!"

Compa looked over her shoulder only to see IF get slammed into a nearby rock, while her opponent doesn't even have the slightest hint of a mark on him.

"Frail! So miserably frail! This isn't fun at all! Come on, do something entertaining!" Judge exclaimed in disappointment.

"Fine then, how's this for entertaining?!"

"That voice-!" Judge said, looking behind him, but soon regretting his decision afterwards.

"Zoom Punch!" Joseph exclaimed, attacking his eyes with a mid-range punch.

"GODDAMMIT! MY EYES!" Judge exclaimed in intense pain. He tried to swing his weapon at Joseph, but it was all done in vain.

"And now for the main event: Rebuff Overdrive!" Joseph exclaimed, slamming into Judge's chest with a vicious elbow strike, stock-charged with Hamon.

"Damn you, human!" Judge yelled, flying away at a short distance.

IF stared at Joseph in awe. He just fought something that she couldn't even scratch.

Granted, she was a normal human and she didn't expect to do much damage to him, but not even a CPU could've took someone like that down.

"Who are you?" IF asked, struggling to get up.

Joseph looked back at her, and did a pose.

"Joestar. My name is Joseph Joestar. Nice to meet you." Joseph said.

"Joseph? The name's IF, nice to meet you." IF said, finally getting up but clutching her arm.

"Your arm has a huge gash. You okay?" Joseph said.

"I'm fine. It's no big deal. It's just a small scratch." IF said.

"If that's what you consider small, then what the hell do you consider big?" Joseph was about to verbalize this thought until he heard footsteps.

"IF?!" Compa exclaimed.

"Nepgear! Heh, sorry. Not the best noise for you to hear right after waking up, huh?" IF said.

"She your friend?" Joseph asked.

"Yep, these are my friends, Nepgear and Compa. Nepgear's been trapped here in this hell hole for three years now." IF said.

"Iffy, who's this?" Compa asked.

"Guys, this is Joseph Joestar. If he hadn't come and attacked that guy when he came, I would've been out of the pot and into the frying pan." IF said. She then turned to Joseph and briefly lowered her head, "Thank you."

"I see. Well, thanks anyway for saving Iffy, Joestar-san!" Compa said, bowing her head.

However, Joseph was having different thoughts right now.

"How can a girl that age have such big boobs?! I'm so confused!" Joseph thought.

"Uh, Mr. Joestar?" Compa said, slightly blushing. She noticed that he was spacing out...and staring at her.

"Yeah, it was no problem. I just fought that guy earlier, though he wasn't really much of a match, to be straight with you guys." Joseph said.

"Really now?" What were you doing?" IF asked.

"I have no idea. I just fell asleep on the job, then I woke up here." Joseph said.

"Another slacker, I see. At least he's honest about it..." IF mentally sighed.

"But enough about that, I don't think my attack from earlier put that robot freak out of commission just yet!" Joseph exclaimed, pointing at Judge who was slowly getting up.

"You...I have a score to settle with you!" Judge said, pointing at Joseph.

"Okay. You can go do that. I'll just be reading a manga in the meantime." Joseph said without a care in the world.

Nepgear and the others looked on in silence as they questioned his sanity.

Judge nearly crushed the shaft of his weapon in silent fury. Keeping his finger pointed at Joseph, he asked a question.

"You...what is your name?! And don't give me any bullshit, either!" Judge exclaimed.

Joseph happily obliged, "Joestar. Joseph Joestar. But you can call me JoJo."

"JoJo...JoJo! You're number one on my hit list, you hear me?!" Judge yelled.

"Yeah, yeah. I hear you. You're next line is: Here I come, JoJo!" Joseph said, getting ready to dodge. "Then, you'll attempt a downward slice!"

"Here I come, JoJo!" Judge exclaimed, doing exactly what Joseph had foreseen.

He jumped out of the way, then grabbed IF in one arm, and Compa in the other. He let Nepgear piggyback.

"And now to reveal the Joestar family's secret technique!" Joseph exclaimed.

Everyone waited in anticipation. The atmosphere was tense to the point Compa could almost feel herself choke.

Joseph turned to the opposite direction, and took off like a mad rabbit.

"What the-? What're you doing?!" IF exclaimed.

"Getting the hell out of here! I believe in the phrase: 'Live to fight another day'!" Joseph shot back.

"Why you little- JOJO!" Judge shouted in the distance.

A/N: Did a little bit of editing to fix parts I didn't like. Will be posting Chapter 2 in due time.