It was the 6th anniversery of the Bellward wedding and the two were preparing for a special night together. At the University of Alaska Bella had learned some 'cool' new poses and she wanted to show them to Edward. On the other hand her husband had beenpracticing his dark magic, and he was already a 'demon' in bed.

Bella walked into her bedroom in a thin, transoarent silk pink gown. She strutted her stuff as she walked towards a pale, shirtless Edward. He smiled and licked his fangs.

"Well aren't you cute today…" Edward whispered.

"Wait, when am I not cute?" Bella snapped.

"Err…Look at what I can do!" Edward snapped his finger and the passionate music of Elton John filled the room.

"I don't remember buyinh a music player." Bella said.

"It's magic, just like this." Edward snapped his fingers again and his 6-pack began to boil. His abs quickly reformed into a tight, well-defined 24-pack. Bella ran her fingers along his abs and giggled.

He got down on the bed and removed the thin layer of clothing blocking his magic making stick.

"Edward, can you tie yourself to this bed?"

"Ohh, freaky tonight, aren't we?" He snapped his fingers and rope tied his wrist and ankles down.

She climbed on top of him cowgirl style.

"Oh Edward. I have AIDS." She whispered into his ear.

"WHAT THE FUC-" He yelled. He began to jerk around violently trying to knock her off. Bella grabbed onto his 24-pack to help her grib. They continued like that for five minutes with Edward cursing and struggling.

"And that's called the rodeo position." She said slyly while dismounting him.

"BELLA! Don't piss off a vampire!" Edward snapped his fingers and a tuba fell on her. Her top half of her body was stuck in the bell.

"Ha. Bella stuck in a bell." He laughed as Bella bent over, unable to support the weight.

Edward grappled his finger around her cheeks and moved around, feeling her up. Once he was done he used his magical tounge to sample his meal. One more finger snap and his magic stick grew 5 feet. He then entered her muffin factory and made a pie in her.