Hey people! This just randomly popped into my head, and I hope you like it!!
"It's half-full"
"No, it's half empty"
"Look at it! It's obviously half-full!"
"Fuji, the bowl is half-empty"
"Well, I say it's half-full"
"Stop being stubborn, it's half-empty"
"I'm not being stubborn. I'm just saying that's it's half-full"
"It would have been completely full if you hadn't spilled it"
"That makes it half-full"
"Half-empty"
"Tezuka, stop being so pessimistic!"
"I am not being pessimistic. I'm only being rational"
"You're not being rational! The bowl is half-full."
"We've wasted 15 minutes on this"
"But we still have an hour before we have to go to Yuuta's party!"
"We're taking half a cake"
"At least we're taking something!"
"Half of something"
"But, it's still something."
"Fuji…"
"Yes?"
"You're hopeless"
"…Thank you"
"It wasn't a compliment"
"I know it wasn't, Ku-ni-mit-su, but I choose to take it as one"
"Optimistic people die earlier"
"Why? I thought that pessimistic people died earlier."
"Optimistic people don't take care of their health properly"
"We're baking a cake"
"Half a cake, yes. But how does that pertain to death?"
"Cakes are unhealthy, ne Tezuka?"
"…Yes, they are"
"And Yuuta, that baka Mizuki, Yanagisawa-kun, Eiji, Yumiko nee-san, you and I are going to eat it"
"To celebrate Yuuta's birthday, yes"
"So, it'll affect our health equally!"
"…"
"So, we'll all die!"
"You're morbid"
"And you're pessimistic. What a great duo!"
"Oh, let's just bake the cake"
"Half a cake"
"Fuji"
"Hai?"
"20 laps extra tomorrow"
"…sighs…"
Did I make Tezuka OOC? Well, I like to think that Tezuka's a bit more talkative with Fuji.
Review? Pretty please?