Hi. Rose Weasley here, 21, trying to "live my life to its fullest". But how can you live life to its fullest while you're stuck in the maternity ward at St. Mungos?

Every day you're called in to help yet another woman deliver her baby. And then watch another couple jump for joy when they get the news that the woman's pregnant. Sure, the friends there are awesome, but come on, when you're around women screaming and babies crying for 12 hours per day, it kinda turns you off from having one yourself. Yeah, I love my job, but some days it gets a little nerve wracking.

And then every night, you come home to sounds of moaning and groaning in the bedroom of your roommate and cousin, Albus Potter, and you pray the next pregnant woman that you'll see won't be the girl in the room with him. Oh, Albus, the ever so player.

And with being a Healer on the side, I have to get myself a nice fellow to settle down with who preferably has enough money to support a rather large family and all that jazz.

Yes, yes, I know. "You should be looking for your true love!" and all that crap. Truth is, I've found him.

But he's dating my cousin, Lily.