A/N: I am a HUGE HetaOni Lover, and a HUGE Tony (the monster-alien thing from HetaOni) Hater. I REALLY needed to let all my anger at Tony go, and I guess that other HetaOni fans do as well. So, LET YOUR ANGER AND HATRED OUT PEOPLE!
This will be rated T, just in case…..
If you are a Hetalia/HetaOni Hater, GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL HAVE TO USE MY FRYING PAN/MACHINEGUN/MAGIC/RIFLE/SHOTGUN/SAMURAI SWORD/WHIP/BOW AND ARROW/AX/WATER FAUCET/ATOMIC BOMB ON YOU
Rules for "Letters to Tony":
You will not write a whole letter than doesn't have anything to do with HetaOni. You may include things like that after you have yelled at Tony
Be aware that this is a letter to the monster-alien thing in HetaOni, not America's friend "Tony". HundredPercentHetalian just call him that because she feel like it
You will not be NICE to Tony. Well, you can, but why would you? He killed Hetalia characters
You may also send comments to the Hetalia characters. Feel free to express your love for Hetalia as well
You do not have to address it as "Dear Tony". You can also pick "Dear Tommy" (some people call him that), "Dear Monster-Alien Thingy", "Dear The-Thing-That-Doesn't-Even-Deserve-A-Name", or just plainly "Dear *insert cuss word here*". HundredPercentHetalian personally does not care
Since HundredPercentHetalian knows that a LOT of people would like a chance to throw cuss words at Tony, she will let you and rate this T. But she is also BEGGING you to not make this rated M
Please choose your words carefully and do not insult countries/people/groups/anything else that will be bad to insult. The only thing that is allowed to be insulted is Tony
Feel free to use any dirty words you know, but just know that there are about ten-billion people who can read this. HundredPercentHetalian will not be responsible for any people getting discriminated for using extreme words
Do not include anything about RomaHeta or HetaQuest or any other fan-made Hetalia videos. It destroys the part "HetaOni" if you do
HundredPercentHetalian would be pleased if you sign your name at the bottom, just like normal letters. Also, you do not have to sign it with your pen name; you can sign it as a country as well, such as "From Monaco", "From Bulgaria" or any state/country that isn't personified such as Ireland, California, Brazil. You make not sign it as a country that has been proven that they are at the mansion
List of names you cannot sign as:
Italy, Germany, Japan, Prussia, America, England, Canada, France, China, Russia, Romano, Spain, Austria, Hungary, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Belarus, Ukraine, Korea, Poland, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Denmark, Norway, Iceland, Sweden, Finland
If you are signing it as a country/state, please make sure that there are no other people that have used that country/state. There will be only one Taiwan/Venezuela/Hong Kong/Jamaica and one Taiwan/Venezuela/Hong Kong/Jamaica only. Same for other countries/states
HundredPercentHetalian will not put any limits on word count. But extremely long ones will be very boring to read (unless you make it really interesting and exciting), so please just list the basic feelings
Your letter has to be at least 10 words long. You may not just post "Tony, I hate you." This shows that you lack interest, love and passion toward HetaOni. And creativity as well
You will MOST DEFINITELY NOT post something like ten lines saying "Die" or "I hate you" or anything else repetitively. This annoys other readers. We all know you hate Tony like crazy, but we're sure you can put it in a different way
HundredPercentHetalian won't mind if you include spoilers in your post. HundredPercentHetalian will not be responsible for anybody who just got the OMFG-I-just-got-spoilers shock. You should know that there will be people that will post spoilers, since HundredPercentHetalian just said that she'll allow it
You may cap-lock as much as you want. But too much can bother other reader's eyes
You may make it bolded/italicized/underlined
You may include cuss word in foreign languages (and by that we mean other than English). But please italicize the foreign words and put the translations at the very end
You may include battle cries such as "DIE TONY DIE!" (This is HundredPercentHetalian and her HetaOni fangirl friend's HetaOni fangirl battle cry. Feel free to use it)
Please try not to leak personal information. HundredPercentHetalian will not be responsible for any people that got damaged due to leak of personal information
If you don't know what HetaOni is, don't post "What's HetaOni?" This hugely bothers true HetaOni fans. Go look it up on YouTube
There is a reason your computer as a "Spell-check" button. Please use it
HundredPercentHetalian does not care how many paragraphs are in your letter. Write as much as you want to
You may include things that have to do with the original game "AoOni". It counts as it has something to do with "HetaOni"
There is a very good chance that Tony won't reply to you. Please remember that and do not go on a rampage screaming "That freaking Tony isn't replying to me dammit!"
HundredPercentHetalian apologizes for the long notice. You may go yell your heart out at Tony now
A/N: I APOLOGIZE FOR THE 3-PAGE-OF-MICROSOFT-WORD-LONG-NOTICE! I just don't want this forum to be….discriminated, let's put it. Now, go enjoy making Tony feel bad.
HetaOni Fangirl Battle cry:
DIE TONY DIE!