Total Drama Blend It All
And it all begins again…
The episode open up in the dock of the famous Camp Wawanakwa. Someone starts to talk, reminding everyone of their favorite host of all time. Chris McLean. The one and only.
"Welcome back Total Drama fans, it's a long time since our last season, and we gotta say. Man, All Stars and Pahkitew were super below average then we expected, and to convince that this season will rock, the prize will be 1.000.000 dollars." Chris announces not-so-happily. "Using that feedback, our producers decided to give another chance to Total Drama series. We brought back participants, from all season we gone through, except Ridonculous Race, traitors…" Chris mumbles to himself. "We don't need them anyway, now, let's go for a walk and remember the camp."
The scene change to Chris walking by the beach, still salty that Geoff participated and won the Ridonculous Race.
"You guys at home might be thinking: 'Hey Chris, wasn't the island sunk on the last All stars?' Well, indeed it was, but we manage to get it back, don't ask though." Chris let out a dark laugh. "Anyway, moving back. We'll bring the cabins, the confessional, the marshmallow's, the cliff and many other stuff, but the one who everyone like the most… Chef's food. HAHAHA." Chris reminds the disgusting food their chef makes, while showing several clips of previous seasons campers being grossed out by the not-so-safe food.
Now the scene is Chris again on the dock, ready to show every camper. He begins "Alright, time to bring back some old faces. Staring since season 1, known as goth queen, boyfriend stealer and many other things they called her, and I cannot say here. Placing 2nd in TDI, 12th on TDA, 9th in TDWT and finally 4th on TDAS. Here comes… Gwen!"
While saying this, our beloved Chef pushes Gwen down off a plane, the one seen on Phobia Factor. "Nice trip gal"
"AAAAAAAH McLeeeeeaaan, you're going to pay for making me go back here!" Gwen shouts while falling in direction to the lake.
"I love my job." Chris laughs seen others suffering. "Gwen, stay on the dock here please and wait 'till I call all the participants." Gwen only scowls at him and what was told. "Carrying on with list, another from the first season, known as egghead, cynical boy and other things I don't care. Placing 21st on TDI, 11th in TDWT and 8th on TDRR, we have… Noah!" Saying this the camera focus on a flying ball of sarcasm screaming
"SCREW YOU!" Noah shouts 'till he hits the water. "Why am I here McLean?" Noah asks not so happy.
"Well, you see, we needed to make a 24 campers season, since it's so popular long seasons. You are one of the few from first season to be here, feel honored."
"Oh, I sure will." Sarcasm dripping from his voice. "Needed to get away from home anyway and find a girlfriend(here Nemma never happened, sorry everyone who ships them, I need him single for future plot)
"Still sarcastic as ever I see." Chris point out.
"Still sadist as ever I see." Noah reply earning laughs from Gwen. "Hey Gwen, nice to see you again. You know, one of the only persons who have brain in here." Noah greets his old friend.
"Nice to see you too Noah, never changed I bit, that's better." Gwen and Noah laugh at this.
"Just shut up you two, let me carry on." Chris abruptly interrupts the reunion. "You guys can do this sometime later. Cough cough, getting back. The next participant is known for eating everything and when I mean everything I really do mean. Getting 1st on TDI, 3rd on TDA, 8th in TDWT and 8th again in TDRR. Chub boy coming… it's Owen!" Saying this it can be heard a faint scream becoming a screech. Suddenly water goes everywhere, the seagull stuck in the soda ring is shown by a camera on the other side of the lake Wawanakwa. Everyone gets wet and greets Owen. "My hair! Intern, get over here and repair my hair." The girl with a ponytail and braces quickly do some type of witchcraft and get him back to normal.
"Now that everything is fine, Owen, get on the dock and stand by your friends." Chris instruct, followed by a happy Owen running(more like jogging/painting) in direction of Noah and Gwen, whom ducks from the massive impact.
"Hey guys, it's so nice to see you again, it felt like forever." The animated one exclaims. "I missed you guys so much, and I also missed the cliff, the beach, the cabin-." Owen was suddenly shuttled by Gwen.
"Yeah big guy, I missed you too, weren't you with Noah on that run across the world though? Why would you miss him?"
"I don't even know, I just made some great friends through this show that I don't wanna left anyone behind." Owen states. Chris interrupts him.
"Make this good o'le time reunion another time, let me do my job. Good Lord." Chris frustrate. "Open up for the next contestant. He's homeschooled, got boot off first twice, one for being sexist and the other for losing their stick on the first challenge of TDWT. Went feral and by stuff science do we got him back, well, his parents threatened to sue the show if he didn't get any other chance, securing 22nd on TDI and 18th in TDWT. Have a break for our Ezekiel, Zeke for short." Chef is seen from above shoving Zeke out of the plane, the later falling holding his cap and impacting in the lake.
"Why did my parents agree on letting me go here again! I didn't want to! Eh." Zeke whines while appearing at the surface and spitting an amount of water.
"Hey Zeke, bro. Try to stay here in the game more time, it's sad being voted off first twice."
"Do not promise anything. Hey guys, how are you all? Eh." Of course, everyone other than Owen back off slightly scared by the ex-feral.
"Hey Zeke, nice to see you too. Hope we can talk more during the competition." Owen says hugging Zeke and taking him out of the floor."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just try to wait 'till I present all campers." Chris says shoving Owen aside along with Zeke. "Now, for the next camper, she may not be the smartest, nor smart. But you'll remember her from telling Heather off in TDI, known as Ditzy blonde, Lindiot and somethings I can't really say. Getting 9th in TDI, 6th on TDA and 14th on both TDWT and TDAS. Coming up, probably the prettiest camper here, Lindsay!"
The scene moves to Lindsay on the plane, complaining about jumping.
"Nooooo, it'll get me all wet. I just did my hair, spare me." She begs to Chef, whom only chuckles and push her. "AAAAAAAAAH, someone save me, I'm too pretty to die."
Lindsay finally hits the lake and appears at the surface, spitting out some water. "Hey guys, nice to meet you all again, Gwen, Owen, Ezekiel and Noah." She says surprising everyone there by remembering their names. "What? Did I mistake someone?" Lindsay asks concerned. Even Chris is shook.
"Lindsaaaaaay, come here." Owen runs to her, grabbing her and pulling her up, hugging it.
"He-Hey Owen, could you please stop breaking my bones?" Painting at the killer grip(hehehe).
"Carrying on, may I?"
"Sure Chip!" Lindsay come back to her old self. Chris only roll his eyes and keep hosting.
"Without further ado, greeting to the possibly most hated person on this show, the queen of meanies, Bald gal, Backstabbing little twerp. Karma coming back to bite her lead her getting 3rd on TDI, 9th in TDA, getting the 1st on TDWT and 10th in TDAS. It's… Heather!" Chris introduces the queen bee being pushed out of the plane.
"Chris! What in the hell am I doing here? Haven't we discussed that? I don't wanna be part of this show anymore." Heather whines angrily "Even worst, they're here. Egghead, weird goth girl, black hole, beast boy and Lindsiot. Who are you bringing again? Ghetto queen? I'm so out of here."
"Wait a moment, you signed a contract. Stay here, or pay a lot of money to me. You choose." The host add slightly amused
"Whatever, just hope it'll be better than that last one."
"No one likes you too, Heather." Lindsay adds gaining a few laughs from the others campers.
"Gotta agree with you. I'm not the most acquainted with her here." Noah says, much to Heather displeasure. The later scowls and get out of the water.
"Whatever, it's not like you guys already won a season by yourself. Third eliminated is not very good, don't you think? And Lindsay, a door is smarter than you. You shouldn't be talking too much." Heather reply to the both of them not happy.
"The next camper coming is known for being tough, even though he helped our friend DJ with his bunny. Helped Gwen in the last season and BLEW UP MY COTTAGE… don't even know why he's allowed here. Placing 4th in TDI, 1st in TDA, 5th in TDWT and 8th on TDAS. The delinquent, Chef worst enemy after Izzy, cheater. Many names may be used to describe him, but he's name is… Duncan!" Chris announces the other.
"I hate my life. Can't I just go back to the juvie? I still like Courtney, and Gwen is here. F***!" Duncan curses.
"Hey, watch your language boy, it's a family show." Chris reply. "Now, join the others and let me introduce the competitors."
The scene changes to Duncan climbing the dock.
"Uh! Not you again…" Heather scowls at him.
"I can say the same about you hon." Duncan talk back with venom. "Big O, you're back. Nice to see you again."
"Hey, Duncan! It's so nice to see you here, now we're only missing DJ and Geoff to-" Chris quickly interrupts him.
"Do not mention that traitor!" Chris says angry "And sorry to break your hopes, even though I love to do that, DJ it's not back."
"AWW…" Owen mourns rather sadly.
"Ok, now shut up! Let me do my job you ungrateful teenagers."
"Ok, Chip." Lindsay happily agrees.
"Just gonna ignore it. The next campers is known for being cheated, in both ways. She was the declared villain on season 2, her boyfriend cheated her with her new best friend. The C.I.T., lawyer girl, whiny little baby who put me in the court. Getting 14th on TDI, 4th in TDA, 6th/7th on TDWT and 5th in TDAS. It's…"
"Courtney!" Both Gwen and Duncan shout.
"Thanks for cutting me."
"I did not sign for this!" Courtney exclaims. The C.I.T. hits the water and appears at the surface. "Chris! Why'd you make me go back here? Haven't I suffered enough? You know, after my boyfriend cheated on me with-"
"Yeah, cut the crap." Chris adds. "We decided to add one of the most handsome players here. It's known for being hot, use his charms to convince girls to be in alliance, Mr. Hot. Being eliminated quickly 20th in TDI and 7th on TDA. It's… Justin!"
Now everyone is looking at the perfect backflip Justin made.
"Hello everyone. I make my way back to the game… To win now." Justin exclaims rather evil-y.
"Ugh! Not him." Courtney exclaims rather annoyed
"And with that we end with our original cast." Chris says matter-of-factly. "Moving to TDWT we have THE fangirl, Cody's biggest fear known by us, the Tiete. Earning herself 4th in TDWT and 9th on TDAS. It's…Sierra!"
"Why am I back here? Oh, maybe Cody is here too?" She says hopeful.
"Nope, didn't even remember to bring him back." Chris says smiling, wanting to see Sierra's reaction. The same only begin crying.
"Why all the good people…he's not dead, but still."
"Sierra, shut up. Go to the line and suck it up, you can survive without him." Chris says annoyed.
"Ok…" Sierra say walking to the others. Gwen just pat her.
"Carrying on, the hot Latin boy, the heartbreaker womanizer, el diablo. Getting 2nd in TDWT and 6th on TDAS. Here we have… Alejandro!" Saying this Heather gasps loudly.
"Yes, it's me. Alejandro, to get Heather's love back. Nothing can stop me from doing this."
"Oh, there's something that can stop. It's my fist on you face." Heather says angrily showing her fist.
"Ooh I love this, that drama gave us a lot of ratings on TDWT, please, I would love to keep doing this but we have to introduce the others campers. Stand on the dock to wait." Chris says amused by their fight.
"Now that both of the season 3 were introduced, let's get to TDROTI. The first person from season 4 is known for be a sweet girl, but don't mess with her, she might turn into commando. Have been called redhead more than anything. Placing in 3rd on TDROTI, 1st on TDAS. It is… Zoey!" Chris say introducing the sweet indie girl.
"Why did I agree coming here?" Chef push her from the plane.
"Because you never had a chance to decline." Chris smiles full of joy.
"You know that's not very nice, but coming from you…"
"You know me so well. It almost made me let you go away, almost." Chris say laughing
"Hey Zoey, nice to see you again." Gwen said getting her attention
"Oh, hey Gwen, same thing. How's life go-" She was cut by Chris
"God damn it, how many times do I have to say. LET. ME. DO. MY. JOB. Gosh!" Chris let out angered. "Huh uh, moving on… The next contestant won the season 4 of Total drama, known as Bubble boy, the most fragile boy on earth, Brainiac. We're bringing back after recovering from last season injuries. Winning his debut season and streaking 7th on TDAS. Cameron!" Chris say this as Cameron falls from the plane screaming in fear.
"CODY, I'LL SAVE YOU!" Sierra shouts as Cameron is coming near.
"Please, anyone but her. ANYONE!"
The next scene is showing Sierra moving Cameron out of the lake and bringing him to the dock.
"Co-Cody, what do you me-mean?
"Sierra, my name's Cameron. I'm not Cody. Let me go away you psycho.
"Damn, that's harsh. I'll sure like him." Noah comments.
"Bu-But… CODYYYYY, WHY?" Sierra once more is crying.
"Ok, I felt pity for her in the beginning, now she's straight up obsessive. Jeez." Gwen say scared than before.
"Just go the line Sierra, sure he's fine. Nothing to worry about, by the way, I'm sure he would like some space." Courtney says.
"Hey! That's my job! Now, Sierra, get back to the line." Courtney only scowls. Chris decides to ignore her. "Our next camper is known for being cheated out, only on the game. Known for being a man of few words, the brightest camper yet here. Making to 12th in TDROTI. It's… Beverly, B for short."
The scene cuts to B jumping from the plane and landing perfectly beside Chris. The later startled by how he did that.
"Yo-you… Ho- forget. Hope you say something during this season. Now move on to the line and no talking, hehe."
"B! you're back, it's good to see you again buddy." Cameron exclaims while hugging him. B just nod in response and hug back.
"What did I say about hogging my spotlight? Shut up."
"Ok… damn." Cameron says backing off.
"Next camper here is Moon child, weird hippy girl, animal lover. Placing 11th on TDROTI. Here we have Dawn!" Chris wait to hear screaming or voices at all but none. "I said, here we have Dawn." A few seconds go and nothing." OK, Chef, where the hell is that girl?" Chris asks rather annoyed.
"Uh, not here. I don't know what happened but she's not here." Chef shouts back.
"Who called me?" A sweet voice asks from behind Chris. The later scream and jump for being scared away.
"How did you get here without anyone seeing you?"
"I jumped from the plane, landed on the lake, got out and waited you finish." Dawn explains simply.
"Oh great, another witch here. Woohoo." Noah says sarcastically.
"Actually, I'm not a witch. I'm just an aura reader, nothing more." Dawn says not getting the point.
"Not helping yourself girl."
"If you believe, who am I to judge. Chris, please carry on." Dawn ask walking to the side of B, greeting the same after that.
"Finally someone understand that I have to keep going." Chris add "Next on the line we have the pee soldier, sergeant-I'm-afraid-of-the-dark, unibrow man. Placing 9th on TDROTI. It's none other than Brick!"
Brick is seen saluting and jumping from the plain onto the lake. Grabbing onto the plank of the dock, Brick lift himself up and salute once more.
"Sir, yes Sir! Cadet Brick ready for fighting the other campers with full respect, integrity, go-" Chris cut him.
"Save this for another time, need to announce more 9 contestants. Go and stand in the line along the others."
"Huh, seems that I have a nemesis here." Duncan says to himself. Courtney laughs at it, but quickly shut after seeing Duncan amused look onto her.
"Hello fellow campers, I expect you all to also follow the rules. Being good rivals and accepting if you win or lose are pillars of the game. I'm su-" Brick is rudely interrupted by Heather
"Save it out when you are being eliminated. No one wants to hear your shitty rant about making friends and playing in the rules. I'll do anything I need to win." Heather says scowling at him.
"And that's why I love you babe." Alejandro says looking at her amused.
"Drop dead, Alejerk" Heather once more growl.
"Man, I love my job" Chris say in joy. "Our next camper is known for making her hair like a rock, jersey shore rejected, destroyers of Ozone's layer, it's our own orange. Quitting TDROTI on 8th because she didn't know the difference between a true diamond and a zirconium. Anne-Maria!" Saying this, a scream can be heard from above, bringing the attention from everyone to look up.
"McLean, if my hair gets wet I'll kill you for sure!" (I'm sorry but I cannot write the way she talks, like, I just can't. Sorry again) Anne-Maria screams while waiting for the impact. Finally, she ends hitting the water and causing a splash. Surprisingly, her hair is not wet, nor her fake tan is dripping. She walk it off the lake and soon is caught up by the beauty of both Alejandro and Justin. Walking in direction of Alejandro, Heather see this and come in front of the last.
"Where do you think you're going, freak? Alejandro doesn't want anything with you. Skidaddle." Heather says rather jealously.
"I've got a better body than your toothpick frame. I'm sure he would prefer me over you." Anne-Maria says cocky.
"Girls, please calm down, the game hasn't even started, save for later." Chris announces.
"What's your necessity by creating drama on everything? Was your childhood so bad it took that good boy inside of you? I can see your aura is being locked up by a rather obscure one an-" Dawn begins being a shrink when Chris interrupts and shush her nervously.
"Shut up Dawn, you know nothing about my life. Let's just move on to the next camper. Hehe…" He trails off letting an rather awkward silence take all over the place.
The camera focus on Anne-Maria staring at Justin, whom soon notice and take advantage of that.
"Well, hello there. Look what the angels brought up for me, if it isn't a beautiful lady." Justin exclaims charming her more into him. Everybody can see that his true intentions are yet to be revealed.
"Ooh, I like the gentleman, say more." Anne-Maria says flattered by all that smooth talk.
The next scene shows Chris introducing another camper. From far anyone could recognize that hair, well, after being struck by a lightning, Lightning's hair became white. Most of the campers does not sound happy by having him here, not scared of him. Only annoyed.
"I'm Sha-back." Lightning exclaims while flexing his muscles. "No one can stop me from winning this. SHA-BANG" Walking off the water onto the dock and feeling all himself.
Suddenly he was squished by another person, properly the Jokette.
"Well, I can stop you from winning this, not like your bright or anything." Jo said stepping off from Lightning body on the dock.
"And this short my job. We also have back Muscle girl, jokette, queen of the buff. Placing 5th on TDROTI and 12th in TDAS. It's Jo from season 4, bringing back her annoying voice, at least we can see Lightning being defeated in sports." Chris says also ducking from the shoe threw at him by the later.
"Hey! My voice is not annoying!" Jo shouted at Chris.
"Gotta agree with you Chris, her voice is really annoying, along with her whole body, actually, her whole self. Why don't you just boot her off already, minus one to vote off and lose challenges." Heather snobs her enemy.
"Oh, you little spoiled brat! Shut up or I'll do that for you." Jo snarls at Heather, the later only give Jo a look of disgust.
"Whatever, no one will stop me from-" Lightning once again is stopped. This time it was none other than Scott. "Ugh… I'm fine. I think…" Lightning says weakly.
"The next camper on the runaway it's known as, Dirt boy, Farm boy, Fang's worst enemy. Getting 4th on TDROTI and 3rd in TDAS. As you may see, it's Scott." Saying this Scott only scowls in response and walks away.
Courtney see her ex-boyfriend and begin to sweat nervously. Scott passes by her and Duncan only with a look of displeasure. Apparently, he was still salty about being seen as a rat from Courtney.
"Hey!" Courtney tries to voice herself but Chris cuts her.
"Nope, we only got some time to end the presentation of the campers. Now, our next campers are from season 5/6(depends if you consider All Stars a season). Starting with the annoying spotlight hogger. Placing 8th in TDPI. Pretty boy… Topher!"
With that said the audience can hear a faint scream turning louder every second it pass. Soon Topher finally hits the water and screams once more.
"AAAAAAAH! My hair, it's ruined!" He says trying to dry his hair. Looking at the camera and realizing he was again on Total Drama. "Oh, hi there. I couldn't see you. Now that I came back, I'll finally win Total Drama and get the job I want. Don't worry my fellow campers, I'll win for all of you whom couldn't get to the finale, that I know I will. Back to you Chris." Topher says cocky, earning a lot of glares from everyone and majorly from Chris, whom itself was tired of Topher's talk about getting his job.
"Enough! Topher, if I hear you talking again about stealing my job you are dead meat. Let me do my job in peace."
Topher keeps walking through the other teens with an arrogant smile plastered on his face. Many campers give him dirty looks and scoffs at his cocky attitude. He gets close to Zoey and starts.
"So, I discovered that you are one of the best strategizes here, say, would you like to be in an alliance with me?" The later look at him in confusion and speaks.
"Sorry, I wouldn't like to be with someone so cocky like you I watched your season and I got a question."
"Ok, ok, fair enough. Ask the question."
"How did you get so far? I mean, you never paid attention to the challenges, didn't help your teammates… sorry if I was rude, didn't mean to." Topher looks at her in disbelief and start ranting about how he's an amazing competitor, he would, if Chris hadn't pushed him in the lake.
"Yeah, I'll not even comment how much time we have left to end this, it's just that I didn't want to hear you brag-about-nothing, not really sorry about that." Chris says while looking happy to see Topher in the lake surprised and gasping. "Our next camper is known for being a derringer princess, sing a lot and I did kick her out of the show. Placing 9th on TDPI. It's fairytale princess… Ella! Also, she only got back in the show because the producers didn't think it was fair to eliminate her because of bias. Whatever."
Instead of hearing screams and screech's or even see a comet-like-person, all that could be seen is a fluffy pink dress floating slowly from up there. For Chris displeasure, someone's voice in a soft tone.
"I promise I'll try to win, just by playing clean." Ella sings as the birds carry her down graciously. "Thank you my little friends, I shall retribute you, I don't know how yet, but I will." She carefully pats the bird and bid goodbye. Turning around, Ella sees everyone's face. Mostly making a weird looking face, like Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, Jo, Noah, Brick, Ezekiel, Justin, Alejandro, Heather, Scott, Topher, Zoey and Anne-Maria. Other like, Owen, B, Lindsay and Dawn were making joy faces, thinking that was cute. Of course, there were people like Lightning, not even paying enough attention, some like Cameron, asking themselves how the heck did birds could carry a person and there was Sierra, crying missing "her" Cody.
"Ella, as much as I want to kick you off the show, the producers said I couldn't book someone off for singing, so go, destroy my tympani." Chris says not so happily. Ella only looks at him and say.
"Oh, would you rather that I do not sing in front of you? Because I can do that." She says happily, like ever.
"YES! I'd rather. Moving on. Our next camper, or should I say campers, are the twins. One of them is talented, beautiful, friendly. And the other has a beauty mark. Placing 10th is the good twin, Samey! Placing 12th is the bad twin, Amy. (will write wrong when someone like Chris talk to her)." Saying that, the twins are shown fighting and arguing.
"It's Sammy, diminutive from Samantha. Pronounce it right."
"OMG Samey, why do you have to be such a burden to everyone? Just let people call you whatever they want, not like they're paying enough attention to care about you anyway." Chris seeing this as funny and not having another camper to introduce, he let the twins fight."
"Shut the hell up, Amy. You already make my life a living hell in home and in the other season, no wonder why Mom does not like you. I pity who's going to be on your team." Finally, Chef shoves them of his plane, both fall hugging each other and screaming. The other contestants are majorly annoyed by Pahkitew cast. The campers start to socialize.
The camera moves over to Dawn, sitting on a trunk along with B, Sammy get away from her sister and end up by their side.
"Uh, hi, my name's Sammy, can I sit with you guys?" She says not very accustomed to socialize.
B looks at her quizzingly but shrugs. Dawn on the other hand speak up for her friend.
"Oh my, of course you can dear, here you can take the trunk. I saw your aura, she demonstrates a very pink portion on it, but it's being locked by a darker aura. It's because of your sister, isn't?"
"Wha-what are you talking about? What's this aura thing? And thanks."
"Oh, yeah I forgot to tell, I can read people's aura. B is very shy, so don't expect him to speak too much." Saying this B nods in approval.
"You guys seems cool; can I hang out with you?"
"Sure thing," Dawn says full of joy. "It's always good to befriends someone with such a pretty aura."
The scene changes to the bad twin. Amy is seen walking and making disgust faces to basically everyone. Amy is stopped by a hand on her shoulder. Looking back, she sees her former competitor, fairytale princess Ella.
"Hello Amy, how's life going after Pahkitew? Mine's pretty good." Ella says while patting a squirrel. Amy gag seeing her.
"Don't touch me if you're patting rats." Looking at Amy, the squirrel feels offended and show their tongue.
"Oh, I'm sorry, but, how's life going?" Ella keeps trying to make small talk.
"Better without you in there. How do you think it would be after your TWIN SISTER FRICKING POISON YOU AND TAKE YOUR PLACE?" Amy screams so Sammy can hear her.
"I don't think it would be a good thing, but, if I remember well, weren't you the cause of her elimination? I mean, I'm not trying to say anything, but I saw that you were the one who made her lose." Ella says trying not to sound like an offence.
"Who are you? Why do you think you could go and lectures me about how I treat my sister? Screw you! Now get away from me." Amy scowls. Ella simply bid farewell and goes talk to other campers.
Now's showing Cameron speaking to Owen, talk from winner to winner.
"Hey Owen, what did you do with your money? Mine's locked and safe for when I go buy my house and other things." Cameron says trying to start small talk.
"Oh, you know, I spent it all on cheese." Owen says confusing Cameron a little bit.
"Was it worth it?" Cameron says not really knowing what to ask.
"You bet it was." Owen says happily. "Hey, I like you, wanna hang out any time?"
"Well, Zoey, Mike, B, Gwen, Brick are my friends here. Sure, I'd be happy to do."
"Nice, now I need food, as my new friend you're gonna help me."
"Ok…"
The next camper focused on is Anne-Maria, undecided about who stares, Justin or Alejandro. She decides to go talk with Justin, after Heather's fight she was now only wanting to spray her hair and stare off.
"Hey there, hot stuff." Anne-Maria says flirty.
"Hey, who are you again? I kinda wasn't paying attention."
"It's Anne-Maria, but if you want you can call me Mrs. Justin." She tries to flirt but ends being bad.
"Ok…" Justin says sounding confused. "Hey, I have an idea, what about you and I be in an alliance? You know, so we can both be in the final two." Justin persuades her.
"Ooh, I'd love to, if it is with you."
And with that the first alliance here is made. Next showing Duncan making his way to Courtney, who's planning who is worth being in an alliance. Seeing Duncan come she frowns.
"What do you want? Going to suck the life out of Gwen in front of me?" Courtney nervously says.
"Hey! I thought we were gone about that. I was only wanting to talk." Duncan replies slightly annoyed by the whine.
"I'll never forget you cheating on me." Seeing this, Scott come close and speak up.
"Hey, leave her alone. Can't you see when a girl needs space?" Dirt boy says.
"I don't know what's worse. The thought about dating my ex or you accepting her back, even though she said you were just a tool to the million. Oh, wait, one happened and the other one is happening. I'm out. Not gonna waste my time here." With that the delinquent goes away.
"Scott, thanks. I-" Scott quickly cuts her.
"Don't think I forgive for what you did. I was only helping you there because I saw you were not liking the lead of the conversation. Bye Courtney, hope you like being one of the most hated persons here." Scott walk away.
"What have I done…" Courtney trails off.
The next scene is focusing on Jo and Brick, with the latter being made fun of.
"Hey, cadet wet-pants, how's life?" Jo teases Brick by using his secret from TDROTI.
"It's been pretty good ma-am, I could ask you the same thing. But honestly, I don't care." Brick states leaving an astonished Jo by the reply. Jo knew Brick wasn't her friend, but she didn't expect this outcome. From their debut season, he was polite to everyone, even her, the one who made fun of him.
"Wha-what? When did you start to reply the others? I mean, you were all polite and shit in our season." Jo stutters but quickly restrain herself.
"I started when I realized I was being the underdog all the time. I'm here to win now Jo, hope you understand this." Brick says still seriously.
"Humpf! This way is better. I mean, you know, harder equals fun." Jo speaks. She only sees the cadet walking away and smirks. The athletic girl goes on her direction.
The camera now rotates towards Lindsay and Ezekiel.
"So, Zeke, you're normal again. Do you think you can win this?" Lindsay asks rather curious.
"Uh, yeah, I guess. I still need to apologize to everyone about my comments in the first season. Haven't had the chance since I was a mutant." Zeke speaks sincerely. "Lindsay, I'm sorry about what I said in TDI, I didn't mean to."
"Oh, don't worry, I wasn't mad at all. I just want to be friends with everyone, except Heather. She's a nasty cow." Lindsay states all happily.
"Uh, thanks, I never thought I could befriends someone here. I need to step up my game and play to win." Ezekiel says confidently.
"Yay! We can both be at the finale." Lindsay says happily.
"Yeah. I think we got high chances, I mean, we're not the most athletic or intelligent here, but we did not make a lot of enemy's. Only Heather, Courtney and some people who are still scared of me, still." Zeke exclaims and Lindsay hugs him, starting a new friendship.
Next campers being shown are Heather and Alejandro.
"Hello, Heather. Beautiful as ever, I can see." Alejandro flirts with her.
"What do you want Alejerk? I'm still not over that little stunt you pulled on me on TDAS, don't think I'll forgive you easily." Heather states remembering her past elimination.
"Ok, ok, I got it. I was a jerk." Alejandro didn't even finish when Heather gives him a glare. "I am a jerk. But what would you think about us being in an alliance with somebody else who's dumb enough to trust us?" Alejandro proposes.
"First, no, second, no one would want to be in an alliance with the both of us. Not even Lindsay is dumb enough, I heard her chat with feral boy and they are already saying shit about me." Heather says not happily.
"Well, I'm sure we could convince one of those idiots from Pahkitew to come with us, I mean, if we use our ranks in past seasons, we maybe could make them think that we are gonna bring them to the finale." Alejandro cleverly speaks.
"I don't know, give me some time. I need to upload everything." With that, the queen bee goes away, leaving an Latin hot boy behind.
The camera moves showing a crying Sierra, still mourning by the fact that Cody wasn't participating on this season. Seeing this, Zoey quickly decides to help her friend.
"Hey, Sierra, what's up? Heard you got some latest updates on your blog." Zoey says trying to do small talk just to Sierra forget Cody.
"Sniff, yeah, I did. But who cares? Cody isn't the one making the comment. Cameron doesn't want anything near me… I might as well just quit now." Sierra digs herself even more on the saddened world without Cody.
"No! Don't do that! I mean, you could still win and maybe get more chances to stay with Cody, or something like that." The indie chick says not sounding so convincing.
"I-I don't know, the show gets boring without any of them for me." The fangirl adds not happy.
"Still. You need to try to win this by yourself, not by others. You know, I think Cameron wouldn't mind having you close to him if you weren't obsessed with him. Give a try and talk after that with me." Adding this, Zoey walks away.
"Maybe I could try…" Sierra says getting herself fixed.
The scene now shows Noah sitting on a tree trunk with Lightning flexing his muscles and saying how incredible he was. This keep happening until Noah lose and shout at the meat-head jock.
"SHUT THE HELL UP! I don't wanna hear you talking about how incredible or something you are. Go run a mile at the beach or something athletes do." Noah says/shouts getting the from the others some attention. Lightning only looks at him and begins laughing.
"HAHAHA, don't worry little freak, you'll get used to it. Now, it's time to do some work." Saying this, Lightning begins to do push-ups, making Noah roll his eyes and scowls.
"Don't even know how you got so far in your debut season. I guess it's beginner's luck." Noah adds wittily.
"Maybe, but I still can beat you in a wrest. Coming to think about, basically everyone here may win on a wrest with you." Lightning says looking at Dawn's direction.
"And how would that have something to do with our conversation? I know you're not the smartest, but use that one lonely brain cell you have." Noah replies confused by the lead of the conversation. "Whatever. Just be quiet while I try to read my book."
"Not promising anything." Lightning begins to do more push-ups.
"What happened to this show…" Noah says rather annoyed by how every new character is weird/boring/stupid.
Next campers showing are Gwen looking in to the horizon and asking herself why didn't she kill Chris when she had the chance. Startled by an upcoming Topher.
"What do we have here? On my sight I see one of the best competitors on TD series. It's lonesome-not-so-lonesome, Gwen!" Topher exclaims trying to sound like Chris.
"Ugh, what do you want here, Chris 2.0?" Gwen says not surprised by Topher's abilities.
"Oh, me? Nothing, just training for when I get my job as the host." Topher says annoying Gwen even more.
"Whatever, just go practice anywhere far from me. Don't need another person on this island annoying me." Gwen speaks.
"But it's fun to annoy other competitors." Topher says getting on Gwen nerves. "Don't worry, I was just finishing here."
"Great. Now go away." Gwen says trying to make Topher go away the fastest possible. "Just hope we're not on the same team."
"Geez. Talk about killing the mood. Later weird goth girl." Topher speaks using Gwen's old nickname made by Queen Bee.
"Low-version Chris!" Gwen replies.
"Loner." Topher says back.
"Useless." Gwen answers. "I'll be on my way. You're not worth it." With that, Gwen storms away from the wannabe host.
"Hmpf! Her lost." Topher pettily says.
The scene changes to Chris using his famous megaphone.
"Campers, meet me on the clearing, I'll announce the first challenge of the season." Chris says gathering everyone's attention. Soon, everyone gathers at the clearing and Chris starts to speak.
"Hello there everyone, how's your life going? Mine's great, back to torturing teens, I love my life." Chris says making fun of the campers.
"Hurry up, get over with the challenge. Nobody cares about your life." Duncan says irritating Chris.
"Let me have some fun, jeez. But oh well. You guys will do this new challenge for a reward." Chris exclaims bringing everyone's attention.
"Uh, Chris, shouldn't we be in teams right now? I mean, normally you would announce the teams and them we would do the challenge." Courtney says remembering Chris.
"And that would be the reward. Choosing the teams, the two remaining will have the power to choose their teams. Now, the challenge is simple. All you need to do is hide from Chef, if you're caught by him and he drag you to the clearing, you're out. Places like, water, top of trees and out of the island are not counting. You have 1 minute to run. Ready, set… GO!" Chris exclaims and announces the start of the challenge.
Everyone can be seen scattering. Amy, Heather, Scott, Jo and Lightning all run in one direction. Cameron, Noah, Sierra, Brick and Zoey run to other. Anne-Maria tagged along with Justin and Topher. Alejandro, Ezekiel, Courtney and Duncan run away. Gwen, B, Lindsay, Owen run other way. Dawn, Sammy and Ella run to another way.
The first group begin to disagree, mostly because of who made the group.
"Old Heather, shut up, you already tried to lead the other in All Stars and failed, don't even know why you came with me here." Jo scoffs.
"I didn't go on your way, you came in my way." Heather shots back.
"Can't you both shut up? Chef will find us if you keep talking. Just let me guide." Amy scowls both. Heather and Jo dislike the fact that a newbie is trying to command the team.
"Why should I let a dumb cheerleader guide this "team", Brightning over there must be smarter than you." Jo comments. Lightning do not take as an offence, since Jo is "complementing" him.
"I'm probably smarter than you, man-girl. By the way, sweats are so out of class. Jeez." Amy shots back.
Jo was going to answer but they hear Chris horn and begin to run faster.
Next group is the opposite of the first, since they were made from basically everyone rather nice. Zoey decided to take the lead and find a place for everyone to stay.
"You guys, last time I was here, I found this place where me and Mike could go to relax and take a break from the competition, maybe we could hide there." Zoey offers.
"Yeah, should do for the moment. Anyone else have an idea?" Noah proposes. Seeing that everyone agrees, well, everyone except Sierra, who's too busy crying. After the poll they hear the honk. All begin to run faster, especially Cameron, trying to get away from Sierra.
"Cadets run faster, Chef might find us." Brick starts to encourage his "team".
"We're almost there, let's keep going." Zoey also says.
Soon, they all arrive there, well, almost everyone. They look behind and only count 3 campers. Zoey, Brick and Noah.
"Great, just started and 2 are down." At least we can recover here." Noah says panting.
The now focused on campers are the beauty trio, who is more looking at themselves than trying to run or hide.
"Now I'm here with the most beautiful campers trying to win the challenge and win the reward." Topher says trying to be like Chris.
"Well, pretty boy knows who is beautiful here." Justin and Anne-Maria begin to feel themselves.
"Yeah, you could almost be escalated as beautiful as we are, right Justin?" Anne-Maria speaks looking for Justin. Not finding Justin nor Topher, she begins running as screaming.
The scene changes to the fourth group.
"Here my friends, I can secure the win for us if we hide here." Alejandro tries to befriend the other campers, not being successful with any, seeing the one's who made their way in the same way Alejandro did were Courtney, Duncan and Ezekiel.
"Whatever Alejerk, I'll go my way and you go your way now." Duncan speaks and hear the horn, also hearing after some moments a screech. They begin running and trying to escape Chef.
The four begin running and soon they crash into Anne-Maria.
"Ouch! Watch where you go, Tan-can." Courtney exclaims earning a few giggles and a glare from the offended.
"Whatever, I'm just trying to run from Chef, he already caught Justin and Topher." Anne-Maria begins to run again.
The other four only shrugs and begin to find a hide spot. Duncan points out for the cave where they could hide in there and when Chef comes by they could outsmart him.
"Hurry up, feral boy, we don't have much time." Alejandro shouts from inside the cave, but no one came for a few seconds. They decide to hide and wait.
Now the audience can see Gwen, B, Lindsay and Owen moving.
"Does any of you guys know a place to stay? I mean, I was never that good in hide and sick." Gwen states to the others."
"Well, why don't we hide on the clearing?" Lindsay suggests. Only earning a roll of eyes from Gwen and B. Owen seems to appreciate the idea.
"You know that the clearing is the last place we should go, right?" Gwen asks back. Lindsay just shakes her head.
B suddenly has an idea. Making the other campers pay attention to him. He points out to Lindsay, like saying her idea should be followed.
"You want us to follow Lindsay idea? Are you crazy, that's the last place where we should hide." Gwen exclaims. "But that's also the last place where Chef would search, if we only hid well. That's a great idea B and Lindsay, let's go." They begin to run and sneaky their way to behind the clearing. They see that the following campers were caught: Jo, Cameron, Sierra, Justin, Topher and Ezekiel. All of them were sleeping.
"Shhh! Let's make the least noise as possible." Gwen whispers. They soon get to a place where they could see the clearing but someone on the clearing can't see them.
"Great. Now let's watch and wait." Gwen turns and only see Lindsay there. "Great. We lost two on the way."
They both see Chef entering the clearing carrying both B and Owen asleep.
The last group seen is Dawn, Sammy and Ella.
"Friends, I know a place where we could hide and wait 'till the game is over. Any other suggestions?" Ella and Sammy shake their heads to Dawn's propose. "Great. Follow me."
The animal lovers crouch their way to a tall tree far from where the challenges normally take place. When they arrive they quickly hide in the bushes behind it.
"I don't know about you guys, but I sense that this will be a good season. I mean, now that everyone knows about the villain's personalities, us, the good doers can have a chance. We all have something in common, other than loving animals." Dawn speaks.
"Yeah, all of us were robbed in the competition." Sammy also adds to Dawn's words. "My sister convinced our whole team, save Jasmine, that, I was the bad twin, I lost the challenge, I was useless to the team. She made me sound like her." Sammy says only for gag in the final, earning a few laughs.
"I agree completely with both of you. Chris expelled me from just singing, and I sang to save my team, Sugar goes there and rat me out. Still don't know why she doesn't like me. I mean, what did I do to her?" Ella let it all out. "Tried to befriend everyone there, but a few people actually became my friends." Ella sighs after the rant.
"My whole team was made of small minded people, Scott robbed me, and everyone believed in him. I don't know why, the only fact that made me happy was him getting mauled by Fang." Dawn says surprising the other two by her harshness towards Scott. "Oh my, did that sound too aggressive?" Dawn asks earning nods from her friends.
The speaker starts to blast Chris voice.
"Campers, few of you were caught by the main time. Chef will get a helper if at least 4 of don't get caught by 5 minutes. Good luck, you'll need it. HAHAHA." Chris advice the remaining campers. "To everyone who didn't understand it. This is the chance to rat out other campers and win time to run.
Most campers look to themselves and start to plan on what to do. The first group is shown, without Jo, who was caught by Chef.
"Great, now I can finally get rid of you." Heather says in Amy's direction.
"What do you plan to do? Just show up there and give me to Chef?" Amy deadpans.
"Yes, didn't you hear? We'll have more time to run and hide. So, does any of you guys would like to help me bring miss I-can-be-a-better-team-leader here?" Heather says gathering only Scott's attention since Lightning is missing.
"Heck, why not? She was already annoying me. Let's go." With this Amy quickly tries to reason with the villains of prior seasons.
"Wha- what do you guys mean? Can't we just follow different paths? Hehe…" Amy says trying to find a way out. Soon the scene changes to a strapped Amy being carried by the latter villains.
"Chef, come here, we have a surprise for you." Heather says in a sing-song voice.
Chef appears dressed all black with a blowpipe. He quickly shoots Amy and grab her. Scott and Heather try to run but are caught by a dart from Chef.
"But, but, Chris said that we would have some time…" Heather pass out from the dart.
The speaker on the clearing blasts again.
"Did I forget to mention? He won't give you much time. Just drop your 'sacrifice' and run." Chris quickly turn off the speaker.
The scene now is back on the second trio, Noah, Zoey and Brick.
"Uh, none of you guys would betray the others, right?" Zoey asks trying to be reassured.
"A respectful soldier would never sell out their team mates. This I can assure you." Brick adds to recomfort Zoey.
"Gotta agree with soldier Ryan over there, I dislike traitors as much I dislike sports." Noah also says to Zoey's sake.
"Thanks, in our season was difficult to be trustful on the others." Zoey says referring to her and Brick season.
"Who do you think it was captured already?" Noah asks changing the topic.
"Not to be mean or anything, but I think Lindsay was already caught. I saw her in TDI, Hide and be sneaky episode, she didn't even know what was the challenge about. Also, Owen must be caught, everyone can see him from a mile." Zoey says earning nods from both male's campers in her side. "Did that sound rude?" Zoey asks not trying to be rude towards her fellow camper.
"Don't worry, I'm sure he would take as compliment." Noah adds making Zoey laugh. Noting was heard from Brick in the conversation. They realize Brick was missing and Chef found their hiding spot. Both begin to run for safety.
Next scene is Courtney and Duncan leading an unawake Anne-Maria found by the ex-couple.
"Duncan, sorry about earlier, I didn't mean to sound that rude towards you." Courtney begins to speak.
"Don't worry, didn't even feel something." Duncan replies. "Let's just drop tan in a can here and make our way back. It's for the best." Duncan propose in which Courtney seems reluctant to agree.
"About that, sorry again." Courtney says to Duncan.
"What? What are you-" Duncan is cut mid-sentence by a kick in the Netherlands.
"Because of this." Courtney shouts while running away from a passed-out Anne-Maria and a holding nuts Duncan. Soon, Chef comes into there and grab both, not noticing Courtney speech and run.
The scene now focuses on Gwen and Lindsay watching everyone being dropped on the clearing. The campers that were there, were: Jo, Cameron, Sierra, Justin, Topher, Ezekiel, B, Owen, Lightning, Heather, Scott, Amy, Brick, Anne-Maria and Duncan.
"Oh my, how many of them are left?" Lindsay asks.
"Well, there are fifteen there. Missing 9, counting both of us." Gwen answers back.
"Who do you think is Chef next victim?" Lindsay asks but only meet a pass out Gwen. "Oh, oh." Soon, a dart is shoot at her and she pass out.
Chef carries Gwen and Lindsay to the clearing along with the others.
Some scenes are shown, like Alejandro running directly in to Chef and being tranquilized by the latter. Ella being caught by Chef and Dawn and Sammy not noticing. Until now.
"Oh my God, he must be close. I can feel it." Sammy begins to run in the other direction from Dawn.
"Sammy, wait!" Dawn shouts but gets darted.
Noah, Zoey and Courtney finish hitting each other.
"Out of my way, Chef is just behind! Courtney screams as darts are shoot on to them. Some hit tree trunks, some hit passing by animals, some hit Zoey as Noah and Courtney run away.
The speaker in the clearing begin to blast again.
"Wow, that's a good first challenge. We're just missing 3 people. Noah, Courtney and Samey. Who will survive this?" Chris teases Sammy by her mean nickname.
Chef is shown chasing both Noah and Courtney with an unawake Zoey in his shoulder.
Sammy is shown running in the opposite direction, apparently the same way Chef and the chased are running. They smash in to each other and Chef begins to fire darts.
The speakers are turned on again.
"And apparently, we have our winners from the first challenge on TDBA, who'll also be the team leaders. These campers are…
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"Noah and Samey! Congratulations, you won the first challenge and the right to choose the teams you want. Chef, if you could make us a favor and wake up all those losers?" Chris mocks the campers who lost the challenge.
Chef nods in approval and wake up every contestant that got darted. All campers begin to groan and stretch from the "sleep" they just had.
"Yawn." Gwen speaks." Who won the challenge?" The goth starts to wonder along with many other campers.
"You can now greet your team leaders. Noah and Samey!" Chris states making a lot of glares turn in to the team leaders.
"WHAT do you mean Spareamy won something? She isn't supposed to win something? She's supposed to lose all. I'm supposed to win the things." Amy begins to whine about her sister.
"Yeah, whatever, open up because they will choose their teams. But first, there's a simple rule. Whoever you choose, will be the next one choosing for the team, and this will carry on until both teams are complete with 12 campers each. Now, since Sammy was the one least chased by Chef in the challenge. She will start choosing.
"Okay." Sammy starts. "I'll pick Dawn." Dawn quickly stands beside her.
"I choose Owen." Noah simply says. Owen rushes into his side and hugs him.
"I choose B" Dawn says bringing B to their team.
"I'll get Cameron, come here little one." Owen adds, Cameron goes near them.
B silently points Ella, who happily skips in to her fellow campers.
"Gwen." Cameron says simply. Waking to her team.
"I choose Lindsay." Ella hums happily and speaks in a sing-song voice. The blonde just squeals and join her new team.
"Come on Duncan." Gwen calls him. The latter simply walks to the goth.
"Of course, I'll choose Zeke!" Lindsay exclaims and surprise a lot of people with her choice and bring Zeke in to her side.
"I choose Courtney." Duncan flatly says. The princess snobby walks to her new team.
"I guess I'll bring Brick." Zeke says.
"I choose Scott. Courtney adds.
"Jo." Brick make a confused Jo walk into their team.
"Anne-Maria." Scott bring her attention.
"Topher." Jo says confusing almost everyone there. "What? I don't want Brightening here." She explains.
"I choose Justin." Anne-Maria speaks.
"I bring Zoey, even though she offended me." Topher says.
"I choose Heather." Justin speaks.
"I choose Alejandro." Zoey adds.
"I choose Sierra." Heather explains.
"I guess I choose Lightning." Alejandro speaks.
"Sniff. It's just Amy, so…" Sierra trails off.
"Whatever, just don't bother me." Amy scowls.
Chris takes the word.
"And this make the teams. I thought a lot about the name of the teams, decided o bring back old names." This intrigue both teams. "Samey, your team will be known by now as… The Screaming Gophers." Chris exclaims earning memories from season one competitors.7
Chef throw at B the green logo with an enraged gopher screaming.
"And as you already discovered, Noah, your team will be known as… The Killer Bass." Chris makes the sign for Chef to throw the logo. Throwing the logo at Duncan, it unrolls and is shown the red enraged bass as the mascot.
"Stay tuned for the next episode of, TOTAL DRAMA BLEND IT ALL!" The scene changes to everyone standing in the pier.
(Roll credits while playing the instrumental version of "I wanna be famous)
A/N: Hey guys, I just want you to know that this is my very first fanfic based on TD series. My mother language isn't English and if you notice something wrong, don't be scared to point out.
Hope you guys like the cast and enjoy the Fanfic. Be free to review, follow, favorite and share. I take some time doing this, so you'll need to wait a minute.
For everyone whom didn't know the teams.
Screaming Gophers: Sammy, Dawn, B, Ella, Lindsay, Ezekiel, Brick, Jo, Topher, Zoey, Alejandro and Lightning.
Killer Bass: Noah, Owen, Cameron, Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, Scott, Anne-Maria, Justin, Heather, Sierra and Amy.
Eliminations so far:
None.
PS. If you have any idea about challenges, don't be afraid, I'll see if I can use them in here.
Thank you all that read this far and stay up for the next episode.
-WhydoyouhateTD