I don't own the show, the producers do.

Last season on Total Drama, We watched a whole new cast compete for the million and brought some old friends back to join in on the fun! We watched a nerd who lived in a bubble for most of his life battle against a guy who says the word 'Sha' in almost every sentence! They fought hard for the million and so did everyone else including a guy who has too many personalities, a girl who became Izzy the second, a jersey shore wannabee, a military man who still wets the bed and many other assorted freaks.

This season we have a whole lot of fighting going on as we film season five! There will be friends made as well as enemies! Lines will be crossed and rules will be broken! Relationships will be tested and only one of them will come out on top! But, you didn't come here for that, you came here to talk to your favorite host! Me!

Have you ever wanted to ask me a question? Well now you can, as I sit in my trailer in my underwear I'll be answering all your questions!