Bold- Edward
Normal- Bella
"Hey Edward, can I ask you a few questions?"
'yes darling, go ahead'
"Why do you glitter?"
'cause I'm fabulous'
"...I see. By the way, are you a pedophile? You know, cause you're over a hundred years and all, I'm 16"
'I don't know, does it bother you?'
'Nah you're hot so it's all good'
And then Bella and Edward skipped happily into the sunset. And rainbows, sparkles, and glitter descended upon them
-fin-