Ok…This is a compilation of Harry Potter jokes I've made up and I wanted to share with everyone. Very altruistic, aren't I?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter. I own Parry 'Otter, though…Heard 'a 'im?
Joke 1:
After the DOM 'incident', in Dumbledore's office…
Dumbledore lowered his half-moon spectacles and looked into Harry's eyes.
'Harry, there is something I have to tell you. Something I should have told you a long time ago…You see, Harry, before you were born, there was a prophecy made about the one that would have the power to defeat Voldemort. A prophecy I am now going to tell you…"
Dumbledore's twinkle died out.
The old man spoke:
From the ashes, a fire shall be woken...
A light from the shadow shall spring...
Renewed, shall be blade that was broken…
The crownless, again, shall be King…
"Uhhhh…sir?" Harry said, "Isn't that from the Lord Of The Rings?"
"Ohhh, forgive me, Harry…" Dumbledore replied "Old age, y' know…"
Joke 2:
A random meeting between Harry and Dumbledore in the Headmaster's office.
Harry knocked on the door of Dumbledore's office.
"Come in." a voice, presumable the headmasters', answered.
Harry opened the door and found the Headmaster looking at him.
"Harry, m'boy!" The Headmaster said "Have a seat! Lemon Drop? No? It seems nobody likes them. Minerva, Pomona, Filius and Severus…
"You mean Snape doesn't like them!" Harry asked "They're just so much like each other, both so bitter, that they should be married!"
"That's what I keep telling him but, alas, Severus has only had one true love, Bat Blood…And that's Professor Snape, Harry.'
Joke 3:
Again, a random meeting between Harry and Dumbledore in the Headmaster's office.
Harry knocked on the door of Dumbledore's office.
"Come in." a voice, presumable the headmasters', answered.
Harry opened the door and found the Headmaster looking at him.
"Harry, m'boy!" The Headmaster said "Have a seat! I'm so glad to see you…I stumbled upon another muggle candy that I love dearly. I never did think that the Weasley twins had such a remarkable eye for candy but it seems that, alas, I was wrong. And seeing as I have higher intelligence, I'm sorry to say that mistakes affect many lives.."
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Head Mugump of the I.C.W, Chief Of The Wizengamot and defeater of the Dark Lord Grindelwald grabbed a certain something that author does not wish to speak of and put it in his mouth, relishing the taste for a few moments, then swallowing it." Shitake Sprouts, the twins called it…" he said.
"Uhhh, sir?" Harry hesitantly said," I'm not quite sure that that…thing was a Shitake Sprout…"
Harry Potter knew, then, that this mistake would affect many lives…House-Elf lives, that is…
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