Air Gear: This Is Your Life!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Air Gear series, fine, I said it. Now beat me with baseball bats. Oo
Camera Guy: Lets roll on, with, This Is Your Life! Featuring Kazu The Next Flame King!
Kazu: Er...thanks. Can I guy get some friggin' soda in this joint'?
Camera Guy: Okay Kazu, spill it, we all know you love Sona.
Kazu: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Camera Guy: Ah come on, admit it.
Kazu: ADMIT YOU BANGED WITH MICHEAL JACKSON YA' DOUCHE!
Camera Guy: Ah, touche'.
Kazu: Let me make this clear for you...in alt form.
Camera Guy: Okay.
Kazu: Î á/\/\ gáy!
Camera Guy: SO YOU ADMIT IT!
Kazu: WHAT THE FUCK!
-Kazu gets hit with a raccoon and gets pwned and gets a stick shoved up his ass.-
Camera Guy: You just suck...ass...bitch.
End of chapter 1. (I know, it's short and crappy, but it'll be better in the next chapter.)