Huh? I'm Going to be a Dad Again!
Chapter 1: The Big News
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Bold - Demon Talk
Italics - Flashbacks, Thoughts
Bold, Underlined - Abilities
Lets have a little humor. Hope you guys like it. And thanks for any reviews you might leave me.
"Hinata-chan whats wrong you look beat" asked Naruto to his wife of eight years now.
"I'm fine just a little tired"
Then suddenly the door to their room opened. And like a hurricane came in three kids, or as they were better known the Uzumaki triplets. There was Hito he was the tallest and then one that most resbembled Naruto. He was the only triplet who did not get the pearl colored eyes of the Hyuga his were blue.(think of him of an exact copy of Naruto but with blue Byakugan eyes) Then there was Hiame she was like your typical Hyuga she had long indigo hair and pearl colored eyes, she was the shortest of the triplets.(she is Hinata's look alike) Then there is Nuri he had long blond hair and pearl colored eyes, he was the biggest troublemaker in all of Konoha.(as for him think of chibi Neji excet with blonde hair) They jumped into their parents bed and began to ask questions.
"Father is mom ok" asked Hito"
"She is just a little tired"
"She has been tired alot lately" said Hiame.
"Its ok children I promise mommy is perfectly ok" said a smiling Hinata.
"So mom where are we going to get a new brother or sister. Keiko told me that her parents are having a new kid." Said Nuri with the biggest grin you ever did see.
"Haha so Sasuke knocked up Sakura again. No wonder I haven't seen them in awhile they prolly acting like rabbits. Must revive the clan."
"Naruto-kun why do you always say stuff like that in front of children." Said an annoyed Hinata but yet she a had tint of red on her cheecks.
"Hinata-chan I can't what I say, I just say it."
"Haha daddy why do you always suck up to mommy" said Hiame.
"Well its because I love your mother very much" said Naruto.
"No I think its because if your not nice to her she wont let you eat ramen." Said Hito while just shaking his head at his father. Naruto just blushed and tried to play it off.
"Hey I'll be right back I think some one at the door" said Nuri. Everyone just nodded and the young Uzumaki was off. Hito then charged his father as did Hiame and they began to wrestle. Hinata just smiled at her playing family.
Meanwhile Nuri opened the door and in front of him was none other then his grandfather Jiraiya.
"Old man, did you stop doing research. I remember last time you took me with you to do research. I you made me go into the woman's shower and made me chase them out saying there was a fire.
"Hehe, aww didn't you like there naked beauty" said Jiraiya.
"I'm only seven I only like ninja stuff and ramen"
"Well you are gonna like girls, because you surely can't be gay"
"Huh whats gay. Oh yeah mommy said it meant that you are happy. So yeah old man I'm gay because I'm happy."
Jiraiya almost fainted when he heard them words comming from his granchild.
"You are not gay, your just a punk kid who don't know what the hell he is talking about."
"I'm gay"
"No you are not"
"I'm gay"
"No you are not"
"Damn it old man I said I'm GAY!"
"No you are not you stupid brat" said Jiraiya as he continued into the house. Nuri then rushed to the get his parents and siblings.
"A ero-sennin what brings you by" questioned Naruto.
"Well I got done with my research and decided to come see if the big news was right."
"Yeah Sasuke and Saskura are expecting a new child."
"You idiot" was all Jiraiya said before he hit the floor anime style.
Damn it Sakura you have the biggest mouth ever. Thought Hinata. Jiraiya regained himself and looked at Hinata.
"So how does this idiot not know the big news, tell me again how he made Hokage." Said a rather annoyed Jiraiya.
"Ww-well you see"
"For kami's sake Hinata you are 27 quit being shy"
"Hey old man don't scream at our mom" all the triplets said in unison. Jiraiya then had the anime sweat comming down his face.
"Shut up brats" screamed Jiraiya.
"Hey ero-sennin so if Sasuke and Sakura are not the big news. What is big news then." Naruto asked Jiraiya with the expression of a little kid.
"NARUTO HINATA IS PREGNANT" screamed Jiraiya at the top of his lungs.
"NANI" was all Naruto said before he fainted.
"Jiraiya-sama why did you have to say it like that" asked a very pissed Hinata.
"Aww, come on I had to because if not you wouldn't have told him. It would have been like the first time you were pregnant. It took you 7 months to tell him the fool just thought you were getting fat."
Hinata just blushed but knew Jiraiya was right deep down inside. Meanwhile Naruto was still out cold on the floor.
"Mother how did you pregnant" asked a rather stern Hito.
"Mommy are you gonna have triplets again" asked the rather shy Hiame.
"Mom I'm so gay" said a smiling Nuri.(poor kid he just means he is happy)
Hinata began to feel lightheaded all these thoughts going through her mind.
"Kami no no not triplets again. I can't tell them I got pregnant because of sex. And what Nuri is gay, I think he just means he is happy. Well Kami I hope Jiraiya is not around when I breast feed the new baby. All he could do when I breast fed the triplets was stare at me." And after them thoughts Hinata passed out.
Jiraiya survade the scene and smiled to show his work here was done. Well he atleast thought it was done.
"Grandfather we are hungry take us to Ichiraku's" said a rather annoyed Hito.
"Why should I brat"
"Because you are the only adult not asleep"
"Well thats to bad I'm not going to take you."
"Yes you are or I will tell gandmother Tsunade you gave me one of your orange books."
Jiraiya immidiatly got a cold face and agreed to their demands. On the way to Ichiraku's there was alot of puching and shoving and a little girl crying. Finally they arrived at the stand and the owner asked them what they wanted.
"10 miso" said Hito.
"7 beef" said Hiame.
"I so gay right now old chef I want 8 pork" said Nuri. Jiraiya then smacked him across the back of the head.
"What the hell old man why you hit me" screamed Nuri. Hiame began to cry because she thought they wre gonna fight. Hito just stood there motionless til he saw Ayame she got his attention.
"Shut up brat"
"Don't tell be to shut up, you know what lets fight."
"Fine lets fight"
"You better let me win or im a tell grandmother you take me to see women with no closthe." Jiraiya froze up a bit after hearing them words. Nuri took advantage of this and went and punched Jiraiya right on the nuts. Jiraiya just fell to gorund sobbing.
"Why you little son of a bitch"
"Oh kami grandpa you said bad word, I'm tell grandma." Said a now hysterical Hiame.
Hito then asked Ayame a question she never expected to be asked.
"Hey woman can you tell me how a woman gets pregnant."
Ayame looked at him and just stared at him while blushing the whole time.
"Well woman can you tell me."
"I'm sorry I don't think I can tell you."
"Why"
"I just can't"
"Oh I see your not married"
"Huh, you don't have to be married to have kids"
"So are you pregnant"
'crickets'
"Woman you don't talk much"
"Would you stop asking me questions"
"Woman you suck you are no fun"
"Damn it kid yes I'm pregnant, and Iruka is the father there you happy."
All three kids screamed "NANI UNCLE IRUKA IS MARRIED TO YOU."
The owner just looked at his daughter and said "no they are not married."
Meanwhile Jiraiya on the ground while still in pain. He thought of Ayame.
"Hehe I must get closer to Iruka, and do research on Ayame's breast they are nice."
"I'm so gay for you Ayame-chan" said a smirking Nuri.
She just smiled but it wasn't much at what Nuri, it was more to do with Iruka walking into the stand.
The sobbing Hiame noticed and blurred out. "I-iruka uncle Ayame told us your going to be a dd-daddy."
Iruka was just frozen.
"Come on uncle say something" said Hito.
"I'm so gay for you uncle Iruka" said Nuri as he ran towards Iruka. Ayame by now was so red she looked like a tomato. Iruka still wasn't moving or talking. Well that only lasted until the owned hit Iruka with a frying pan.
"Ouch" was all Iruka could say.
Meanwhile at the Uzumaki house Naruto and Hinata were waking up. And looked at each other and kissed.
"Heh I'm going to be a father again"
"I love you Naruto-kun"
"I love you Hinata-chan"
"Umm... Naruto-kun where are the kids"
"Prolly with Jiraiya"
With those words they looked at each other and ran out the house.
Well that chapter 1 hope you guys liked it. I also hope me using the word gay does not offened anyone. I'm just using it good natured fun.