Earth II; Cancun. Playa Defines
("More Gun" by Valve plays)
A man in red was sitting in his foldable recliner, equipped with several bottles of beer and a little umbrella to cover him from the Caribbean heat. As he plays his guitar, he looks over the beaches of Playa Defines which its waters were usually filled with swimming tourists and natives along with several species of fish. Families were resting under the hay umbrellas, some returning with refreshments from drink vendors and happily talking about their vacation so far. The number of noise people makes here is quite annoying, but the soft winds of the air and the crashing of natural waves relaxed him, making him grab a freezing beer from his tray and softly gulped it down. He smiles. Closing his eyes, he begins to doze off and let the cold breeze take him to sleep. Until he heard a little ripple in the warm beach sands, making him immediately turn to see someone standing next to him looking down. A girl with pink hair with a pair of strange goggles on her head had a crudely drawn out what looks to be himself on a thin paper mask attached to her face. She also appeared to be wearing beige sweatpants and a black tank top.
"Hey, there partner!", she exclaimed with her awful attempt of a Texan accent. "Mind if I join you on this glorious beach?"
The man in red simply continued staring. Then turned his head to face the bright BLU waves and took a sip of his beer.
"Listen lady, I ain't gonna share this rancho relaxo with you.", the man chuckled. "Wait, actually you can have this one. I jus' so happen to have another one right next to me."
("More Gun" by Valve ends)
Smiling in delight, she watched her partner put down his guitar and pulled out a large toolbox from under his chair and placed it in front of her. The man hits the object with his robotic hand, making it slowly unfold itself into a chair.
"Thanks, partner!"
He nodded slightly.
She stared and waited for it to finally unfold itself, revealing an odd-shaped body of metal on a tripod. The small light on it was red and made a small beeping noise. It turned towards her.
"This wasn't no chair...", she thought. "This was something else."
"This is not a….chair. This is a…."
"Dumber than dirt, ain'tcha?"
"Oh shit!"
The mounted metal figure started firing small rubber pellets towards the girl, causing her to stumble into the hot sand with her homemade mask to falling off. She quickly crawled to hide behind a nearby palm tree while the man laughed and took another sip of his beer. Realizing that she left her gadgets in the man's car, she waited for the tripod to finish deploying its ammunition. After 10 solid minutes, she rose and quickly approached the resting man and began hitting him.
"H-Hey!", the man laughed on his chair, trying to block the barrage of fists. "Calm down, I was just playin with ya!"
"Damn you, Dell!", she shouted finishing her rage.
The two looked at each other and smiled.
"You owe me a turn on that chair."
Dell Conagher nodded and quickly withdraw from his chair, followed by an excited pink-haired woman. She laid her towel and pillow on the recliner and replaced the beer with different types of sodas. Laying down on her new spot, she cracked open a fresh can of soda and took a very long drink from it.
"Ah! Life o' Riley!", she proudly mocked, laughing afterward.
"Well Mei, I will be goin' to the car to rest some more, so stay out here as long as you want!", Dell said.
He turns and began to walk to the parking lot, smelling and observing again the Carribean lands. Dell closed his eyes and allowed the sounds of the native animals to enter his ear.
*Bird Sounds?*
"OOF!"
Dell opened his eyes to see that he accidentally stumbled upon a metropolice officer, along with its sidekick.
"Hey man, watch where you're going!", the officer warned, deploying his stunstick.
Both officers stared at Dell Conagher. The officer placed his stunstick back.
"Dell? Dell Conagher?", the sidekick questioned.
"Y-Yeah, that's me. How did you know?", Dell asked.
"Oh, your friend Mr. Mundy told us about you and the other mercenaries.", the officer answered. "Right now, he is at Nova Prospekt in Europe."
The red engineer was in shock. Why did his best friend reveal to Civil Protection that he was a mercenary? The other mercenaries? More importantly, why was he in Nova Prospekt? Dell snapped out of his thoughts.
"Aren't you goin' to arrest me?", Dell questioned.
"Nah.", the officer and his sidekick laughed. "Just don't do anything weird alright? Take care."
The engineer sighed as continued his journey to the parking lot. Luckily a couple of meters more and he would be there already and besides, his car was way different than the other vehicles so it would be easy to spot. Yanking out his car keys from his pocket, he unlocked the car from a distance and jogged to the car, entering it.
"Ah, some peace and quiet….", Dell mumbled.
Finding the perfect position to sleep, the red engineer closed his eyes only to be immediately disturbed by multiple loud explosions as well as some yelling. Instantly in anger due to wanting some peace, he grabbed an Austrailium Frontier Justice from the back of his car and exited out.
"All right, who is causin' all of this fuckin ruckus!", Dell roared as he cocked his shotgun.
The engineer opened his eyes wide open.
"If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it!", a BLU drunk demoman yelled.
The red engineer was surrounded by the entire BLU team, each pointing their weapons at them. From a distance, the same pair of metropolice officers were watching, not knowing what to do.
"What nice weapon ya got there!", the BLU engineer snickered. "I'll be a shame if you have to giv' it up."
Dell Conagher knew that the engineer wanted his Austrailium Frontier Justice along with his other things, which he is not willing to give up. The weapon he held in his hands has been with him for a while, saving him multiple times despite only three bullets at a time can be fired.
"What? You are goin' have to kill me for that!", Dell exclaimed.
The BLU engineer frowned upon his response.
"So be it. Get him."
("Intruder Alert" by Valve plays)
The entire BLU team rushed towards the red mercenary, all of them equipping their melee weapons.
"Bring it on!", Dell yelled.
Dell deployed his mini wrist blades and shotgun and embraced the outnumbered fight. He managed to get a few gashes and a few placed shots on the enemy team but sadly, even with all his martial art skills, the buff heavy on the BLU team subdued the engineer. Dell was being beaten from all sides, unable to counterattack the men. Several minutes later, a voice was heard.
"Hey! Leave him alone!"
Dell thought, "No, why is she here? She is going to get killed!"
The red engineer tries again to escape but failed. The BLU team, finishing the beating, all turned towards the pink-haired girl.
"Heh, who are you?", the BLU engineer asked. "His girlfriend?"
"No! Not even!", Mei angrily blushed.
She rushed towards the enemy engineer proceeded to punch the man only for her hand to be caught.
"Lady, I think you'll need to try a lil' harder th-"
Mei knees him in the crotch.
"Er..."
*Extremely loud scream occurs*
"gEt THaT bItcH!"
"Uh oh."
She immediately sprinted towards the back of the nearest truck as the men magically pulled out their weapons to fire upon her. The spy, pulling out the Eternal Reward climbed onto the top of the truck and rushed towards the defenseless girl. Hearing a noise behind her, she turned to see a sharp dagger barely missing her head allowing her to grab the spy's arm and jerk it in front of her. The spy fell off the truck but instantly stood to attack again. He thrusts his arm forward, puncturing Mei in the stomach. The mercenary pulled out another knife from his sleeves, aiming for the head. Quickly moving her head to the side, she catches the spy's arm and used her legs to push the man off from her, making him stumble into another vehicle. The Spy's Enforcer in his suit was fortunately loose, allowing the weapon to plummet onto the hot concrete. Seeing the revolver, Mei hastily snatched it, aiming towards the spy. Realizing that the barrel aimed towards him, he instantly snaps up his Ambassador.
*blam!*
Meanwhile, the two metropolice officers from earlier finally decided to report the conflict that is standing before them.
"So, uh, do we report this shootout now?", the sidekick asked. "Because I don't see this ending anytime sooner."
"Yeah, your right. It's also getting too loud for me.", responded the officer. "DISP, we have an OC 10-103. Additional CPT including Airwatch. Oh, also a DB."
"Attention PT, OC 10-103 is now Code 1. CPT 10-103m at 10-20. UPI is 148. Multiple DB. Code 3 at 10-20.", the Overwatch dispatcher announced.
"10-4."
"Alright, so apparently we are going to have to ditch this shootout?", the sidekick asked.
"Y-Yeah."
"EEEEEEEYAHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the BLU heavy screamed as he continually fired his minigun.
"KILL HER, KILL HER!", the Scottish yelled.
Dell Conagher, still laying on the ground, watched as the men firing their weapons in the exact same spot, not moving. They are stupid, he thought. They could have simply walked towards the back of the truck and kill his partner there, but nope, they are very immobile hoping that the bullets reach the back of the vehicle. The engineer tries to weakly revive itself, obviously failing and falls onto the ground again.
"Get up Dell, get up!", the red mercenary mumbled to himself.
Using his arms to lift the front part of himself up, he raised his head to see a muzzle placed directly on his forehead.
"Oops, looks like I forgot to kill ya.", the BLU engineer smirked, snapping the hammer of the revolver. "It wouldn't be fun if you're around."
The red engineer growled, awaiting his fate in the hand of his cloned enemy.
("Intruder Alert" by Valve ends)
"DETRIOT SMASH!"
"wHAT THE fUCK?!", BLU sniper exclaimed, seeing a mass of a reddish-pink mass heading towards him.
The BLU engineer swivels his head to see his teammate fly across the parking lot, leaving a trail of blood. At that moment, the red mechanic snagged the revolver from the clone's hand while clutching his Austrailium Frontier Justice that was nearby.
"The hand is quick'er than the eye!", Dell aggressively said.
Seeing a surprised and scared engineer, Dell instantly emptied out the revolver into the man's body finishing with a shotgun blast to the head leaving a headless corpse.
"Mei? Mei!", Dell called out. "Me-"
"I'm fine!"
The engineer sees his partner sitting on a limbless BLU heavy, along with others, eating a sandwich on one hand and the other, a bonesaw.
"Uh, Mei? Your bleeding!", the red mercenary said. "Here I'll set up a dispenser!"
"Oh uh, It's okay-er, you don't have to do anything! This isn't half bad!", Mei complemented, hinting towards the sandwich's healing capabilities. "I feel a lot better now!"
"Y-Yeah right. Now what the hell was that?!"
Dell with his Austrailium Frontier Justice, limping due to his beating, sees a young man with green hair standing in shock at what he has done. He raised his shotgun with a threatening posture.
"Oh, no….", the kid said, looking at the BLU sniper that flew across the parking lot.
"HEY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!"
"Ah! Er, I'm Izuku Midoriya!"
"Turn aroun' kid."
"O-Okay."
Dell and Izuku stared at each other for a moment until Mei interrupted their staredown.
"Stand down Dell, he is a friend of mine!", she interrupted as the red mercenary looked at her with suspicious eyes.
"You know this person?"
"Yeah, he goes to the same school as me."
"Uhhh, lemme guess...U.A.?"
"Yep, that's the one!"
Dell lowered his shotgun, limping towards the green-haired man patting him on the back. He smiled for a moment, only for that smile to turn into a worried expression.
"Mei. We have a problem."
"What kind of problem?", she asked making a confused face. "Wait, League of Villians again?"
"Yeah."
"League of what now?", Dell asked.
"League of Villians. It's a long story."
"Tellin' me that enemies of yours are here?"
"Yes."
"Oh, boy..."
"Where's your class?", Mei asked.
"T-They are at the Cancun Country Club!", Izuku answered.
"Wait a minute, if your friends are at that country club, why are you here?", Dell demanded.
"Er..."
Earth II; Cancun International Airport
"Shit! 11-99 officer needs assis-"
*metropolice death sound*
A firefight broke out, causing a significant number of police and civilian casualties. Metropolice officers retreated, throwing smoke bombs to silently and stealthily make their escape while the surviving civilians barely reach the emergency exit doors. All of the mini-stores were burned and demolished, only leaving ashes. Then, a blonde woman with two buns on her head came out of Starbucks with a drink in her hand.
"Where were you?!", Tomura asked. "We were fighting these police officers an- is that a drink in your hand?!"
"Yeah, it's uh….a frappuccino...I made it myself….what a sip?", Himiko responded.
Tomura stared at her until a man in black and gray bodysuit barked up.
"OOH, can I have a sip?"
"No."
A disappointed Jin lowered his head down when Tomura described his business in Cancun.
"Listen very closely. The police are on our tail now…..", Tomura said looking at Dabi.
"Sorry."
"So, we are going to have to do this mission quietly now. We know that the heroes are here on their vacation and since All Might is not with them, it means that our new ally here can help us control them.", Tomura continued with a crippled smile.
The League of Villians rotated to stare at an approaching figure behind them, which was covered by the smoke and flames of the fire. The figure paused, then walked out from the flames. It approached Tomura, stopping, then saluting. Taking out his knife to flip it around, to play with it, it asks-
"What's our first step boss?"