Russia picked up the phone, typed in some numbers, and put it to his ear, and waited while the ringing tone sounded.
He heard the other person pick it up.
Leaning out of his window, he shouted down the phone line.
"Hey America! I can see Alaska from here!"
Somewhere in America, a handsome blonde man with glasses put a rather expensive phone down on the table in front of him, and facepalmed.
Review please.
...but you know where flames go.