A/N: decided to wrote down the Gibbs rules and sorry if mix some of the numbers up
Some of them maybe in the wrong order but should all be there
The NCIS Special Agent's 50 Golden Rules:
1a. Never let suspects stay together
1b. Never screw over your partner
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene
3a. Don't believe what your told…always double check
3b. Never be unreachable
4. Best way to keep a secret is to keep it to yourself. Second best is tell someone else IF YOU MUST! There is no third best
5. Don't waste the goods
6. Never say you're sorry, it's a sign of weakness…unless to a friend
7a. Always be specific when you lie
7b. Never lie to Gibbs…he always knows
8. Never take anything for granted
9. Never go anywhere without a knife
10. Never get personally involved in a case
11. When the job is done, walk away
12. Never date a co-worker
13. Never involve lawyers
14. Never share personal information
15. Always work as a team
16. If someone gets the upper hand break it
17. Always have a conference room available
18. Its better to seek forgiveness, then ask permission
19a. When given a Gibbs stare, don't say something stupid
19b. When given a Gibbs slap, take it
20. Never underestimate your opponent
21. Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness…unless to friends
22. Never ever interrupt Gibbs during an interrogation
23a. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live
23b. Never put anything but coffee in coffee.
24. Never underestimate your opponent.
25. Don't try to explain the process. Get to the bottom line
26. Be prepared for anything.
27. Sleep on the Plane - you never know when you're going to get another chance.
28. Never underestimate Gibbs gut.
29. Expect no please with demands.
30. Always have a spare of clothes at work.
31. Never interrupt Gibbs when he is in the basement.
32a. Expect Gibbs driving as normal
32b. Be ready for quiet car rides.
33. Gibbs is not dead. He has the ability to charm women.
34. Bickering results in Gibbs slaps.
35. Always watch the watchers
36. Simplify as much as possible.
37. There is no room for play when there is work.
38. Your case, your lead.
39. No such thing as coincidences.
40. Don't let down your team.
41. Expect Gibbs to watch you at all times.
42. Don't become a road block in Gibbs way.
43. Try to piss off other agencies.
44. First things first…hide the women and children
45. Always clean up your messes
46. Expect no smile from Gibbs.
47a. There is no good side of Gibbs.
47b. There is no favorite, unless your name is Abby Scuito.
48. Failure isn't a option
49. Never trust an undercover agent unless it's one of your own.
50. Loyalty is a powerful motivator - earn it from your team.
51. Sometimes you're wrong
The NCIS Special Agent's Unspoken Golden Rules:
Do what you have to for family
Protect the ones you care about
The team is a family and always trust them to have your six
Never hurt Abby
Never question Abby's forensic science
Never mess with the forensic scientist's Caf-Pow! if you want to keep all your body parts in their correct place
Never piss off Ziva…if you want to live!
Always trust your partners instincts as well as your own
Never be afraid to ask for help