Suji San was walking down the street when he bumped into a man. The man, Suji San knew, was Fuji San, a famous mobster in the city. Fuji San spat on Suji San, and then went on his way. Suji San was not going to let him go that easily. He pulled out his katana and cut Fuji San's arm off. Fuji San was furious
With his remaining arm, he took Suji San and brought him to his home dungeon.
The dungeon was cramped and smelled like freshly killed dog. The dungeon had about 100 other captors, all of them had angered Fuji San in some way. Soon after Suji San had been put in the dungeon, Fuji San made an announcement. The whole dungeon was being shipped to Japan to help Fuji San win a war against an opposing gang.
Suji San was not excited to go to Japan, but he was excited to meet new people. And meet new people he did. Soon Suji San met a woman named Kuji San, whp Suji San had a crush on. Suji San waited to admit his crush to her on the boat on the way to Japan. This way she couldn't escape him.
Suji San waited out the months before the trip by talking to Kuji San. She was the sweetest woman he had ever spoken to. She was also parpalegic, so she couldn't move away from him. Suji San felt a connection forming between them. He could hardly wait for the boat ride to Japan so he could finally confess his love.
Eventually, the boat trip did come. All of Fuji Sans' prisoners were loaded onto a big boat. As soon as everyone was settled, Suji San admitted his love. Then, Kuji San pulled off the wig. Kuji San was a man! Suji San sat there in shock. The love of his life, was a man!
Suddenly, people burst through the windows of the boat. The Japanese gangs! They started shooting into the crowd, and they shot Kuji San! Kuji San told Suji San to swim to Japan with his 17 year old son, Puji San. Suji San agreed, and jumped off the boat along with Puji San, and started swimming.