"a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend" -willow from buffy. now here's my disclaimer: the grass is green, except for when you're on namek.
"thats it! i'm gonna go live on an island!" rei yelled one afternoon while walking with usagi and ami during the first season of sailor moon before jedite is defeated.
"what do yo mean, rei-chan?" usagi asked.
"i am going to live on an island, with all the wild critters!"
"you know, japan IS an island..." ami pointed out.
"uh, fine then! i'm going to live on a little island! where's the nearest island, ami-chan?"
"i already told you, we're on an island right now."
"the nearest LITTLE island!"
"ummm, the middle of the lake right in front of us?"
"ok! here i go!" and rei jumped into the lake and swam to the island. she lived a happy life there, among the trees and wild critters. she ate a lot of the wild critters, and because she was sailor mars, she had an easy way to cook them. but often, she burnt them, and they became crispy critters. eventually, she cooked all the wild critters on the island, and because she suddenly got a strange fear of swimming in lakes, she couldn't get back to civilization and died of starvation on that island.
meanwhile, this happened:
"CONGA LINE!" sailor moon yelled. and so sailors mercury, jupiter, venus, chibi-moon, uranus, neptune, pluto, saturn, star fighter, star healer, and star maker, chibi-chibi, (eh, why not...) lethe, mnemosyne, ki, phi, heavy metal papillion, aluminum siren, lead crow, iron mouse, tin nyanko, vesta, juno, ceres, and pallas all did a little dance in the sailor sensh conga line, even though all but four were there a couple seasons too early.. its a shame that sailor mars had to miss this.
and the moral of the story is: DON'T GO LIVE ON AN ISLAND, EVEN IF ITS JAPAN, CAUSE THEN YOU GOT THESE WEIRD SENSHI RUNNING AROUND DOING THE CONGA LINE!!!
"thats it! i'm gonna go live on an island!" rei yelled one afternoon while walking with usagi and ami during the first season of sailor moon before jedite is defeated.
"what do yo mean, rei-chan?" usagi asked.
"i am going to live on an island, with all the wild critters!"
"you know, japan IS an island..." ami pointed out.
"uh, fine then! i'm going to live on a little island! where's the nearest island, ami-chan?"
"i already told you, we're on an island right now."
"the nearest LITTLE island!"
"ummm, the middle of the lake right in front of us?"
"ok! here i go!" and rei jumped into the lake and swam to the island. she lived a happy life there, among the trees and wild critters. she ate a lot of the wild critters, and because she was sailor mars, she had an easy way to cook them. but often, she burnt them, and they became crispy critters. eventually, she cooked all the wild critters on the island, and because she suddenly got a strange fear of swimming in lakes, she couldn't get back to civilization and died of starvation on that island.
meanwhile, this happened:
"CONGA LINE!" sailor moon yelled. and so sailors mercury, jupiter, venus, chibi-moon, uranus, neptune, pluto, saturn, star fighter, star healer, and star maker, chibi-chibi, (eh, why not...) lethe, mnemosyne, ki, phi, heavy metal papillion, aluminum siren, lead crow, iron mouse, tin nyanko, vesta, juno, ceres, and pallas all did a little dance in the sailor sensh conga line, even though all but four were there a couple seasons too early.. its a shame that sailor mars had to miss this.
and the moral of the story is: DON'T GO LIVE ON AN ISLAND, EVEN IF ITS JAPAN, CAUSE THEN YOU GOT THESE WEIRD SENSHI RUNNING AROUND DOING THE CONGA LINE!!!