For the past couple of weeks, Roy Mustang has been blowing off his good friends, Jean Havoc and Heymans Breda, to meet up with some little cutie in the University library. College was supposed to be fun with the guys not 'blow off your lifelong friends just to get some ass'. Well why are they trippin', this chick will be gone by the end of the week and then it will be back to the way it use to be, right- WRONG!
Havoc has always been the clever one; Breda was more of the clueless one- so when Mustang's new girlfriend shows up at their apartment for "Movie Nite Friday", Havoc was the first of the two to notice the vibe between the lovebirds.
Havoc and Breda go to the kitchen to get snacks, or just to get away from the now necking couple. Havoc could not stand it anymore. He had to talk to someone, unfortunately, that someone was an extremely lost Breda who was barely paying attention.
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(Jean)
I can see what's happening…
(Breda)
What?
(Jean)
And they don't have a clue…
(Breda)
Who?
(Jean)
They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line,
our trio's down to two.
(Breda)
Oh.
(Jean)
Ze sweet caress of twilight…
There's magic everywhere…
and with all this romantic atmosphere,
Disaster's in the air…
OOO
Havoc remembers a time when it used to be just the guys in their 'no girls allowed' clubhouse. Scaring the next-door neighbors' daughter and having her brothers' dog chase them around the block. They used to catch bugs and have belching contests, now it's "Riza this, Riza that"- Riza, Riza, RIZA! Havoc knew the impending doom of his friend. He has seen 'How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days' - AND IT IS NOT A CHICK FLICK, SHUT UP. Havoc became watery-eyed just thinking about the damage that woman will cause.
OOO
(Jean)
And if he falls in love with her,
it can be assumed…
(Breda)
His carefree days with us are history…
In short, our pal is doomed!
OOO
The scene cuts to Roy getting to second base with Riza as Havoc weeps on the kitchen floor and Breda tries to comfort him by offering him a brownie.
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(A/N: This dabble was produce by a 16-year-old city child jacked up on pixie sticks and Kool-aid. I do not own the Full Metal Alchemist Characters nor do I own the Lion King Song. Thank You and Goodnight.)