Gold Cock was in his mansion fuckin some hoes sideways when a bangin came at his door. "Who da fuck could that be?!"
"Yo nigga its me! Let me in! This big ass nigga bout to whip my ass! And you next nigga!"
Gold Cock recognized that voice. He jumped from his seventy-two virgins and let Big Daddy in.
"Tha fuck is goi- Whoa nig tha fuck happened to yo ass?!"
Big Daddy gasped for air. "Some fat bitch kicked my ass than this he-man lookin mutha fucka comes in and be tryin to fuck me up!"
Gold Cock frowned. "You mean that gay ass nigga?! OH SHIT! Hes really fuckin coming for us..."
Gold Cock did the slap of deal'or'kneel on Big Daddy instantly healing his pimp ass.
"Ight my nigga we gotsta get tha fuck outta here! I dont know how gangsta this fucker is but if he did DAT SHIT to you i don wanna meet his as-''
At that moment a big ass muscular version of Lincoln broke down the door, his long white hair flowing gracefully.
Gold Cock and Big Daddy supressed a laugh. "Gay ass" They both said.
This nasty muscle bound nigga threw a punch so powerful it knocked Gold cock through his own throne. He grabbed Big Daddy and body slammed him with the force of a nuke! Big Daddy slapped all he could but this nigga wouldnt let tha fuck go.
Gold Cock sat up. "OH HELL NAW!"
He flew, his hand glowed with the power of a supernova. He raised it higher.
The guy looked up from Big Daddy
Big mistake. Big Daddy thrust dat cane so far up dat bois ass he sang like cinderella. Big Daddy slapped his ass off and joined Gold Cock.
Their hands filling with power they radiated enough respect together to overload every suns core and cause infinite supernovas. They looked at each other and swung down on the poor fellow.
He experienced the life of every hoe that Big Daddy and Gold Cock had ever dealt.
But his nasty ass got right tha fuck up.
"WHAT THA FUCK?!" They both yelled.
"I was sent by the harem gods! I am the force that will stop all pimps!I a-"
Gold Cock leaned over to Big Daddy and handed him a switch-blade. "Yo lets take this nigga out old style."
Big Daddy nodded. They switched them out and began shanking his pretty boy ass! Their stabs were swift and quick but it got the job done.
When it was over Big Daddy and Gold Cock rolled so many joints that they left a trail of roaches all over the damn carpet.
They both did the crip walk outta the mansion while draggin his herculean lookin ass away.
"We gottsta ditch this niggas ass in some other dimension! But where..."
Gold Cock smiled. "How about we drop his ass off with a pimp i met a few weeks ago. Hes fly!"
"Ight"
They ditched his nasty ass off with a pimp.
Once they got back to Gold Cocks place they did lotsa meth and blow together! They fucked hoes for a week straight.
Yay pimp friends.
Little did they know that they had dropped that gay boi at a false pimps his house. Lets see what tha fuck happens.