Disclaimer: I do not own the Devil May Cry Series which was owned by Capcom. Bonus hint, I also do not own the Animal Crossing Series which was owned by Nintendo
So it all started when Dante was down the street and then...
"Hey Dante, care for a game of "cock-rub?" The fangirls asked him. "Holy...shit..." Dante then said. Dante then threw Tom Nook at the fangirls. Then the fangirls raped Tom Nook. Dante's eyes were wide open then Dante ran home. Dante was safe in this place as he had more Tom Nooks to his ammo. Dante was shivering and bloodshot when he said, "No...more fangirls, more...Coco Puffs..." Dante said. Dante then pulled out Coco Puffs (Demonic Flavor!) And then started chugging them like they were mother fuckers on pie who were on top of a custodian mansion. "Dante, you blithering fool, your supposed to put them in a bowl and put milk on it, instead of chugging it down from the box." Vergil said out
loud. "Well fuck you." Dante said. Then Dante pulled out a pistol and aimed it at Vergil's head. "Now I want you to give me a pack of starburst...and some skittles." Dante said. Then the fangirls jumped through the window stealing ALL of Dante's coco puffs. Then Dante was screaming his ass off, enough to make Vergil deaf. And then Dante woke up from his bad dream... "Phew, glad it was a bad dream..." Dante whispered to himself. "Hi sexy baby..." Said a random fangirl. It seemed as though Dante was out of luck...