Disclaimer: I don't own LoD, Sailor Moon, or anything else (except myself)
in this fic.
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There is a small house somewhere in Endiness. The house seems empty, but if you look a little closer, you'll find some REALLY bored dragoons and winglies there.
Meru: Boring! It's so boooooooooring here! I wanna DO something!!
Rose: Like what?
Meru: Dunno... Maybe some games... Anything!!
Albert: I have some books, if you are interested.
Meru: Nah... Hey!! Let's play Twister!
Everybody: NOOOOOO!!!!
Shana: How about "Spin the Bottle"?
Rose: And what next? "Hide and seek"?
Miranda: ...or "Pin the tail on a dragon"?
Shana: You are mean!!
Lenus: Ooh! I heard the voice of a god! it said, "go and tell 'em to play this game, "reveal your secrets"...
Inari: *appears from the mist* You dumbass!! That was me, not a god. And btw, it's godDESS!!!
Lenus: But... you just said you're NOT a god...
Inari: Shut up you stupid blonde, I'm the @#½±$# author here!! And, you're gonna play that game. Agree?
Everybody: No...
Inari: Good. Dart, you start. Tell us your darkest secret.
Dart: I'm a pyromaniac.
Rose: You know, a SECRET means something others DON'T know.
Dart: ???
Inari: -_- whatever. Meru, you are next.
Meru: um... Maybe I'm a little bit older than I've told you guys... and...
Inari: Yes, go on.
Meru: ...I'm not really a wingly. My hair's just gone gray.
Inari: ...Anything else?
Meru: Kongol is my half brother.
Kongol: *stratches his head* So is Meru half Giganto or is Kongol half wingly?
Albert: But Meru just said she isn't a wingly, didn't she?
Kongol: Kongol don't understand.
Inari: That ain't new. So, Shana, do you have a secret?
Shana: *giggles* I have a huuuuuuge crush on Mamoru from Sailor Moon!
Haschel: Hey, I love Sailor Moon too!! I watch it every day!! I like it most dubbed in Swedish! And...
Inari: Great, we heard Haschel's secret too. Lloyd, your turn.
Lloyd: *takes a deep breath* I... I have HIV.
Lenus: WHATTAFU*K?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Meru: WHATTAFU*K?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Shana: WHATTAFU*K?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Lavitz: WHATTAFU*K?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Dart: Don't worry Lavitz, you're not infected by that he killed you. It doesn't spread...
Lavitz: YES, I KNOW THAT!!!! *turns red*
Meru: Shana?? So you've been with Lloyd too?
Shana: *embarassed* I couldn't help it... he was SO sexy with that hood!!
Lloyd: I got it from Rose.
Haschel: The hood?
Lloyd: No, you moron. The disease!
Dart: *gulp*
Shana: Dart!!
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After a little "family fight"...
Inari: And next...
Miranda: Hold on a little. So I'm the only girl here Lloyd hasn't fucked???
Lloyd: *counts with his fingers* Yeah, I guess so.
Miranda: Then, we'll have to fix that immediately! *starts to drag Lloyd to the bedroom*
Lloyd: Wait! I don't have any condoms! (translation: "Please somebody save me from that crazy woman!!!!")
Miranda: It doesn't matter! *takes Lloyd's shirt off*
Lavitz: *drools*
Lloyd: But... you dont mind that I have HIV??
Miranda: Oh, who cares! And besides, if Dart has it, I probably have it already.
Shana: DART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There is a small house somewhere in Endiness. The house seems empty, but if you look a little closer, you'll find some REALLY bored dragoons and winglies there.
Meru: Boring! It's so boooooooooring here! I wanna DO something!!
Rose: Like what?
Meru: Dunno... Maybe some games... Anything!!
Albert: I have some books, if you are interested.
Meru: Nah... Hey!! Let's play Twister!
Everybody: NOOOOOO!!!!
Shana: How about "Spin the Bottle"?
Rose: And what next? "Hide and seek"?
Miranda: ...or "Pin the tail on a dragon"?
Shana: You are mean!!
Lenus: Ooh! I heard the voice of a god! it said, "go and tell 'em to play this game, "reveal your secrets"...
Inari: *appears from the mist* You dumbass!! That was me, not a god. And btw, it's godDESS!!!
Lenus: But... you just said you're NOT a god...
Inari: Shut up you stupid blonde, I'm the @#½±$# author here!! And, you're gonna play that game. Agree?
Everybody: No...
Inari: Good. Dart, you start. Tell us your darkest secret.
Dart: I'm a pyromaniac.
Rose: You know, a SECRET means something others DON'T know.
Dart: ???
Inari: -_- whatever. Meru, you are next.
Meru: um... Maybe I'm a little bit older than I've told you guys... and...
Inari: Yes, go on.
Meru: ...I'm not really a wingly. My hair's just gone gray.
Inari: ...Anything else?
Meru: Kongol is my half brother.
Kongol: *stratches his head* So is Meru half Giganto or is Kongol half wingly?
Albert: But Meru just said she isn't a wingly, didn't she?
Kongol: Kongol don't understand.
Inari: That ain't new. So, Shana, do you have a secret?
Shana: *giggles* I have a huuuuuuge crush on Mamoru from Sailor Moon!
Haschel: Hey, I love Sailor Moon too!! I watch it every day!! I like it most dubbed in Swedish! And...
Inari: Great, we heard Haschel's secret too. Lloyd, your turn.
Lloyd: *takes a deep breath* I... I have HIV.
Lenus: WHATTAFU*K?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Meru: WHATTAFU*K?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Shana: WHATTAFU*K?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Lavitz: WHATTAFU*K?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Dart: Don't worry Lavitz, you're not infected by that he killed you. It doesn't spread...
Lavitz: YES, I KNOW THAT!!!! *turns red*
Meru: Shana?? So you've been with Lloyd too?
Shana: *embarassed* I couldn't help it... he was SO sexy with that hood!!
Lloyd: I got it from Rose.
Haschel: The hood?
Lloyd: No, you moron. The disease!
Dart: *gulp*
Shana: Dart!!
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After a little "family fight"...
Inari: And next...
Miranda: Hold on a little. So I'm the only girl here Lloyd hasn't fucked???
Lloyd: *counts with his fingers* Yeah, I guess so.
Miranda: Then, we'll have to fix that immediately! *starts to drag Lloyd to the bedroom*
Lloyd: Wait! I don't have any condoms! (translation: "Please somebody save me from that crazy woman!!!!")
Miranda: It doesn't matter! *takes Lloyd's shirt off*
Lavitz: *drools*
Lloyd: But... you dont mind that I have HIV??
Miranda: Oh, who cares! And besides, if Dart has it, I probably have it already.
Shana: DART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!