Azyzz stood with his eyes directed straight ahead. Maybe hacking Gaia to get his pixelated avatar back wasn't the way he should have tackled the problem. Too bad he hadn't realized this sooner. If only his mother would have told him that inmate clothing reeked of cheap detergent. Why couldn't he pick out his own clothes? Didn't these people know he owned 5 trillion gaia gold? He would be able to buy all the Horns of the Demon like 5 times and hoard them all to himself.
A sudden overwhelming feeling of regret went through Azyzz as he was being pushed into his jail cell. He might have been okay with all of this if there was at least a computer in here with a warm glass of milk and some of mother's cookies. How did these people expect him to survive here without some of mother's cookies?! He gripped the cell bars, holding back a moan of distress. He couldn't risk making any suggestive noises when some of the prisoners where giving him lewd stares. Azyzz couldn't blame them! They probably took one look at his avatar on Gaia and wanted to beg him for gold.
He swayed on his feet for a moment before having the hairs on his neck stand on end. He felt the eyes of someone behind him staring at his back. He felt too vulnerable here with no computer screen to cover up his bullshit. With wary eyes, he turned to find his cellmate. This shit was too surreal. This dude literally emanated from the shadows like Christian Bale did in The Dark Knight. He might have even been turned on by this much to his horror, but no way was he ever going to admit this. At least not out loud. (*I Won't Say I'm In Love from Hercules starts playing in the distance*) Azyzz took in a sharp breath of air as the figure became clearer.
"Kowalski," he breathed.
Azyzz had never been able to speak to Kowalski before. It brought him some grief to know that he never had the pleasure of doing so when he could have before coming to this place. The grief was quickly replaced with what seemed to be excitement as he realized that out of all the other prisoners in here, he was placed with Kowalski! It seemed as if his luck was beginning to turn already! What excited him most already was the fact that Kowalski seemed to be just as pleased to be placed with him.
Kowalski took the small steps needed to get closer to Azyzz, his huge ass head almost blocking off the light coming in through the tiny window in the cell. He put a hand on Azyzz's shoulder, his piercing eyes not allowing him to look away. He was stuck in a trance being this close to Kowalski. Feeling his heavy breathing on his own face sent a shudder running up Azyzz's spine and his heartbeat beginning to kick in much faster.
"Imma show you some dick pics." He whispered as he gently stroked Azyzz's cheek with a huge sausage finger.
Oh, yeah. His luck was in fact turning around.