"For real, Kakashi-sensei: Sasuke needs therapy. From real, professional therapists."
"Okay, Naruto. I'll set up the appointment and make sure he goes."
+++Later that week…
"YOU HAD SASUKE-KUN COMMITTED, YOU MONSTER!"
Kakashi stared at Sakura, his pink-haired student in disbelief. He knocked her out and took her to the psychiatrist.
+++The next week…
"So… what are we going to train today, Kakashi-sensei?"
Kakashi sighed. Of course the only sane member of his team was the annoying one.