levi ant erin werw traped in bad guys dungen an cold nat eskap.
relevi sed: 'wel, if wer stuc, thers onli on thing too doo'
eron relpid: 'NO, RI WE MSUT FITGH HERD STAIL'
rilvai wus ten liek: 'no, i cum all ouver yor boot'
ereen: 'NO, NOT MY MANLY SOLJER BUUT' he sed suggestiv
raviolli tehn did supris reply: 'NO, BECUS I WILL TAKE BUUT OF AND COME ON YER TOE!11'
but den bad guy came in door and he was not bad guy becus he was actualy girl!
bad girl was liek: 'now i wil kill yous! and make eren have secks wit me'
BUT THEN RELIVEI THREW LUBE AT HER but bad guy girl deflekted it
eren: ' oh NOOO, YOU DID?!'
then bdsm chains aperd an took uver protegnoistds but one chain took of in distanc
bad guy aprochd
den relivi took botel of lub and bad guy wes liek: 'I THINK IDESTROYT IT'
rilvi sed: 'YOU ONLI TINHK TAT' and gave lub to eren and turn him into most pwoerful man in eturnia: BEAREN-MAN who den got up with is ber titan power and smachd bad guy who wwas now on flor but she shot laser at dem and den eren was bisexual
rivel: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
den, out of nowher power rangers cum and punch ad guy with big gughem robet and enemy boss feel and then...
BEAREN: 'nao we cna has THREEEESOME'
and then dey habd rhresome with bad guyw ho was now gud