AN: Just want to be clear that most of the chapters of this story will NOT be like this. This one was more of a prologue/story setup. I basically wanted to show off my badass character and all his abilities so this is a bit of an ability dump. The video game part was more of a means to an end, a way of making him super powerful. It will not have a massive roll in the story though it will be present. Anyway enjoy the chapters, things will pick up next chapter. Unlike many of my stories, I don't have a great idea of how the story is going to end but I'll give a general idea what is it about. Just a footnote only the first bit of this story is in the first person, I suck at it and just wanted it to help convey the confusion Naruto was feeling. This story is going to be updated more sporadically than most of my stories will be, sorry for that. This chapter is somewhat of an ability dump, hence why I called it a prologue. If you plan on reading the story you should definitely read it though.
Cliches/Warnings: Harem, Godlike!Naruto, Dark!Naruto, AU, Sakura and Civilian Council Bashing
Summary: Naruto Uzumaki, is not a normal person. In fact, this wasn't even his first life. He'd been reborn twice before and every time he was powerful, powerful enough to challenge gods. Now he has been reborn in the Naruto Universe but a special power has awakened just like in his other lives. The power of a gamer. Read as he exploits his new found power and gains a harem of girls along the way. Godlike! Naruto AU
Unstoppable
You know when I died the first time I was completely expecting to just end. No heaven, no hell, just to simply stop existing. So when I was reborn and became Blade Ranger, a baby born into the Marvel universe with powerful telepathy and physical abilities that would decimate a vampire, along with my original magical powers I was understandably shocked. When I managed to ascend to something akin to godhood in that world I was nearly catatonic. Being reborn for a third life wasn't enough to even phase me. However, when I took my place in a new body and finally settled into the new mind I was beyond catatonic, I nearly went had a heart attack induced coma. I saw floating, semi-transparent, boxes that staying in the same corner of my vision no matter where I looked.
The God of Gods has appeared, initiating a program. 70%… 84%… 97%… loaded…
Ping! Welcome to The Game, enjoy your new life!
Ping! Thanks to reaching a collective level of two million in your past lives you have gained ten bonus points per level you once had.
Ping! Thanks to a demon sealed inside of you, your health and chakra have gained boosts.
Ping! Due to outside influence, you have gained a new perk, Charming!
Name: Naruto Uzumaki
Race: Divine One
Titles: The Gamer
Rank: S Class Threat
Allegiance: Self
Level: 1
Health: 900,000,150/900,000,150
Chakra: 900,000,004,700/900,000,000,900
EXP: 0/100
Points: 0
Bonus Points:20,000,000
END- 3
STR- 1
AGI- 5
WIS- 47
INT- 49
CHAK- 9
PER- 11
LUC- 12
CHAR- 999
I'm sure you can all imagine my reaction upon seeing this message. I thought, 'What the fucking hell?' I tried to say it too but being in the body that was only a few months old stopped me from doing so, it came out completely garbled. 'Okay, my life is a video game now, that is… different. Is anything else off?' I thought, surprising myself with how calm I was despite the circumstances. My name was Naruto Uzumaki which I was okay with. That Naruto universe was one I knew enough about to exploit, just like my time in the Marvel world.
I took some time to look around where I was out of curiosity. It was a relatively small room with pretty much nothing in it other than the crib I was in and a mirror in a corner. That was something I quickly took note of as well, it meant that either my parents were too poor to afford toys for me, they kept them outside of my room or I was neglected. It could've been a mix I suppose. I meanwhile was in an old fashioned wooden crib. But aside from that, things were looking pretty normal, despite becoming a video game character. I tried to think about things logically in order to process what was going on.
My new power was being a video game come to life, that was obvious. I wasn't sure if that was something everyone in the world I was in was as well or if it was just me or if perhaps only a select few had it. I briefly wondered about the race it called me but shrugged it off. My stats made sense, for the most part, my body was weak and slow because I was a baby but I still had the intelligence of my past lives. I had no clue why my charisma was so high but I was certainly not going to complain. The health and the chakra were wacky but that could be explained by the first note saying there was a demon sealed inside of me. 'Wait! A demon sealed inside of me? How did I not process that !?' I thought in panic. I had a flashback to the small box I had seen before it was replaced by the stats box. Yep, I had a demon inside of me. I shrugged my small shoulders from where I laid in the crib, I'd had a lot of stuff worse than a little neglect in my past lives.
'I am definitely the same Naruto Uzumaki from the anime then, though if it is like the Avengers world there will be small differences at the very least!' I pondered. I immediately swore, mentally at least.
I needed more information, it was time to experiment. 'Close' I thought as a test. Instantly the small character stats menu that had been stuck on the left side of my vision disappeared. 'What other menus do I have' I wondered. I began thinking out as many possibilities as possible. 'Pause' Nothing. 'Home screen' Nothing. 'Character' A small window popped up and a small smirk adorned my baby face. It probably would've given Satan nightmares but in my opinion, it looked really funny, especially in the mirror.
Info: Naruto Uzumaki, also known as Harry Potter and BladeJackson, is the legendary divine being, a soul capable of being born three times, every time gathering more power than the previous life. On the third and last life of the divine being, it is theorized it will become many times stronger. He is a good person to his allies but for everyone else, he is a sadistic asshole with enough power to kill every person on the planet. Due to his rebirth, he is the jinchuriki of the nine tailed fox's Yin and Yang chakra.
Wow, was that a huge gold mine of information. This was my last life, at least if the game was to be believed. I wasn't overly worried. I was sure I could invent some way to become immortal or close to it, I'd lived for thousands of years my past two lives after all. Apparently, I was the jinchuriki for the nine tailed fox, that was nice. It was also important to note I had the Yin and Yang chakra not just half of it. Which meant I was one major chakra powerhouse. 'Wait a minute! It classifies ME as only an S level threat? What the fuck! I killed gods! HOW THE FUCK AM I ONlu LEVEL THREAT, I should be classified as at least SSSSS if not higher!,' I raged. 'Then again, I have barely any bodily control, perhaps the rating is accurate,' I reasoned.'Close' The menu immediately disappeared. 'What other menus would there be... skills!' A menu popped up instantly.
Gamer Mind LVL 1 (Max)-
You are a true gamer, outside influences cannot affect your mind and they cannot panic nor feel more than slight fear. Also allows the user to become smarter simply by upgrading intelligence and become better able to use that intelligence by upgrading wisdom.
Gamer Body LVL 1 (Max)-
You have the body of a video game character, you do not need sleep, food or anything else really. Your body will only take damage proportional to the attack. An attack with a one hundred damage sword when the user has one hundred thousand health will result in less than a paper cut even if the strike would sever any other's arm from their body. Additionally upgrading strength, will make you stronger, upgrading endurance will increase your durability, upgrading dexterity will increase your muscle control, flexibility and stamina, upgrading agility will increase your speed.
Wizard Lvl 1000000 (Max)-
You are a wizard, access your magic and kick everyone ass.
Avenger Lvl 1000000 (Max)-
Your collection of powers from your past life, with these you are nigh on invincible.
Dimensional Dungeons LVL 1 (1/100)-
Create a dungeon to train in with monsters varying based on the difficulty. Level 1, one day in dungeon equals twelve hours real world. Every level doubles the number of days equal to twelve hours.
Charming LVL 1 (Max)-
You excessive charm and your easy-going appearance cause nearly all of those around you to like you. It is impossible for a girl to just like you. Any form of affection towards you will cause them to develop obsessive levels of love and devotion towards you. Additionally, others will like you more (Charisma x1000 )
Those abilities would become important later but at the time, were largely irrelevant. I could hardly do any training at the time being. 'However Gamer Mind did explain why I was so calm earlier,' I mused 'It said via one of those notifications if was due to outside influence, I wonder what influenced it to force me into having that charming ability.' Wait, there was a bonus point thing in the status screen. How can I use them? 'Bonus Points?' Nope. 'Bonus Perks, Yes! ' I thought and another box quickly appeared before my eyes.
True Sharingan-
Grants you the ability of the Mangekyo Sharingan without fear of blindness and use all the abilities without any cost of chakra or any risk of blindness. You can trap people in your illusions, see things happening in slow motion to the point you almost see your opponents as unmoving and use the unstoppable flames of Amaterasu.
Cost: 10000 Bonus Points Per Eye
Ultimate Byakugan-
Grants you the Byakugan but with one difference, it can see a perfect 360-degree field, it has no blind spot.
Cost: 10000 Bonus Points Per Eye.
Divine Rinnegan-
Grants you the ability to learn every jutsu easily, master all five basic elements like they you had primary affinities for them, also gives you perfect chakra control and unique paths of power. You may summon any natural animal, learn anything someone else knows via absorbing their soul, heal anyone you wish from the brink of death, create robotic body enhancements, and you control gravity.
Cost: 30000 Bonus Points Per Eye
Elementalist-
You can use all element combinations, Ice Release, Wood Release, Lava Release, Storm Release, Boil Release, Swift Release, Explosion Release, Scorch Release, Power Release, and Magnet Release.
Cost: 150000 Bonus Points
Power Leveler (1/10)-
You need 99% less XP to level up anything
Cost: 2500 Bonus Points Per Level
Collector-
Every time you kill a monster in a dungeon you get every drop possible.
Cost: 75000 Bonus Points
Energetic-
Gives you chakra that would be equal to that of a nine hundred ninety-nine thousand tailed bijuu if such a thing existed, it is unrivaled in its chakra amount and chakra regeneration.
Cost: 500000 Bonus Points
Magician-
With this, you can use both Yin and Yang as well as Yin Yang release to create objects from nothing, bolster your own physical strength and heal people.
Cost: 150000 Bonus Points
Dragon Summoner-
With this, you gain the dragon summoning contract.
Cost: 100000 Bonus Points
Point Obsessed (1/1000)-
You gain five hundred more points each time you level up
Cost: 3000 Bonus Points
Gamblers Deal-
Have three legendary or better items added to your inventory.
Cost: 1000 Bonus Points
Can't Be Bothered-
If you're too lazy to train to buy this for one hundred thousand points to put wherever you wish.
Cost: 10000 Bonus Points
Chakra Avatar-
With this power, you can create a body made of chakra centered around your true body. The more chakra you put into the avatar the larger it will be.
Cost: 150000 Bonus Points
Elements Unknown-
Grants you power over Light and Darkness two of the three secret elements. With this, you can control both of them as if you had a primary affinity for them. With light, you may bend it to your will allowing you to change the way things look and create extremely powerful illusions, with enough practice you may even make said illusions into reality. With Darkness you control shadows, bending them to your will to hide and protect yourself. Shadows will even protect you of their own accord.
Cost: 175000 Bonus Points
True Power-
You can control the element of Time and Space. Slow down your enemies, speed yourself up or even view into the future and past with the power of Time. Travel anywhere instantly, create your own dimensions and more with the power to control space itself.
Cost: 100000 Bonus Points
Blinding-
Anyone who looks at you with a dojutsu active will have their dojutsu disabled whenever they are near you unless you release the 'curse' from them. This prevents those with a Sharingan from copying your moves, those with a Byakugan from seeing your chakra points, etc.
Cost: 1 Bonus Point
Copy Maker-
Create true clones of yourself with this power. Your clones will be just like you in every way except when they die they will disappear. An additional feature of this clone is its ability to constantly share memories as it learns instead of giving them all at once when the clone dies. This allows for better scouting, easier learning, and more possibilities.
Cost: 50000 Bonus Points
Truthmancer-
You can hear the thoughts of those around you as if they were being spoken to you. You may also sense their feelings, said the combination will allow you to always know the truth no matter someone's skill at lying.
Cost: 75000 Bonus Points
Unblemished-
Nothing can pierce your flesh, break your bones, or tear your muscles, your body is indestructible. (You still take damage despite this.)
Cost: 25000 Bonus Points
Unbeatable-
Your Endurance, Chakra, Strength, and Agility are multiplied by ten. The amount of health and chakra you gain for each point put into it is multiplied by one thousand.
Cost: 1000000 Bonus Points
Perceptionist-
Your three perception related senses are ten times more effective, nothing can escape your sight, no-one can approach you unheard, no smell evade your nose. (Perception*1000000)
Cost: 250000 Bonus Points
Gambler-
Multiplies your luck by a million, you are truly one lucky man with this ability.
Cost: 15000 Bonus Points
Of course I an actual genius in both of my past lives so I did the only reasonable thing I could've done at the time. I bought every last one of them and maxed them out. Honestly, I expected burning pain from all the dojutsu I unlocked but it didn't happen. 'Apparently, the Naruto show did not describe things accurately,' I mused. I didn't buy any Gambler's Deal and Can't Be Bothered perks, I didn't feel the need for either. I hesitated over the close button of the screen. 'Whatever,' I thought before I reached up and tapped on Can't Be Bothered and the typical thing popped up though this one had a slight variation.
Buy? Y/N Buy 10? Y/N Buy 100 Y/N Buy 1000 Y/N
I clicked on the thousand's yes button and it showed another message.
Ping! 100000 Points has been added to your character.
I quickly bought a total of five of the Gambler's Deal to go along with it. After all, I could always use some legendary items. Instantly another notification appeared.
Ping! You got lucky! You found 15x God level items!
Due to my new perk, Gambler I was so lucky every single item I got was even rarer. I had to admit, being godlike in a war consumed world was going to be pretty fun. That was all I needed from that bonus perks page I decided to put off looking at the God level items until later, so I closed it with a swipe of my hand. 'I cannot wait to see how much I can fuck things up,' I thought as it closed, another notification appeared.
Ping! Perk page closed, enabling abilities purchased.
Instantly I felt like every part of my body was on fire but what was worse was the sensory overload I was receiving suddenly, I could suddenly hear and smell so much more even if I was forced to shut my eyes due to the sudden burning they experienced. No doubt it was due to the many dojutsu I acquired. I wanted to scream and call out but I bit my calls back. From what I remembered of Naruto he lived in an orphanage when he was younger and the citizens all hated him. Well... that was me now. If I called out or awoke the matron of the orphanage with my cries I'd probably get ignored or beaten or worse despite my age. Well, apparent age... being nearly godlike in power twice did make me have a very, very long life span.
I frowned mentally as I thought back to my time from before. As I realized something, it was slowly blurring, making it harder and harder for me to remember anything specific. It was odd that I could remember the Naruto show. Perhaps I remembered because it was where I was at the time. I could hardly focus on it though, I felt like I was dumped into a pool of lava. Suddenly, and abruptly, all the pain stopped and I opened my eyes. I gasped out loud as I did so. I could see everything so clearly. It was shown in such perfect detail, it was disorienting but I could see in a perfect circle around me and I could see everything with perfect detail. Of course, the perceptionist perk only increased my already near perfect eyesight thanks to my dojutsu.
I looked in the mirror across from me and saw that while my eyes were red they had purple rings doing outward with a star situated perfectly in the center. It was a very interesting combination of the three. I was mildly surprised they were active on their own, to be honest, I must've subconsciously channeled chakra into them. I tried to feel the energy running through me and flinched slightly as I felt the presence. It reminded me of both my previous lives, no doubt from my powers as a demi-god and wizard. I focused on the small rivers I felt flowing towards my eyes and willed them shut. I watched in the mirror as all of the dojutsu disappeared from my eyes.
'Hmm, interesting' I thought curiously, in the show deactivating a dojutsu hadn't hidden it completely, with the Sharingan their wielder's eyes were pure black, the Byakugan made the user appear to be blind and the Rinnegan wasn't active at all. 'I wonder what my stats are now, I just bought a ton of new powers. Stats' I froze in shock as I saw the window appear in front of me. It took a moment to realize I had bought 1 million points to spend where I wanted. I quickly assigned them and looked at my stats again, I think I almost pissed myself as I looked at them.
Name: Naruto Uzumaki
Race: Divine One
Titles: The Gamer
Rank: God Class Threat
Allegiance: Self
Level: 1
Health: 9,722,474,000/ 9,722,474,000
Chakra: 999,900,000,004,700/999,911,112,000,000
EXP: 0/1
Points: 1
Bonus Points: 13,079,999
END- 194,449,500
STR- 211,112,800
AGI- 280,567,900
WIS- 111,158
INT- 111,160
CHAK- 111,120,000
PER- 111,433,141,600
LUC- 111,123,000,000
CHAR- 37,296,000,000
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It was a very strange feeling every time he upgraded a skill. Naruto could physically feel himself getting stronger, notice my thoughts becoming faster and clearer, feel my chakra levels rising. But he had to admit that it felt awesome. Then a thought occurred to him as he stared at my new stats. He had an inventory, the gamblers deal mentioned it. 'Thanks one hundred thousand intelligence, Close, Inventory' He thought. 'I cannot wait to see all the cool shit I bought!' The stats menu disappeared and a new window popped up in front of it. He looked at it quickly. It had a grid-like pattern and a small bar on the right side that seemed to indicate that he could scroll down. In the first row and a half, there were items with a rainbow background, no doubt indication they were god level items.
His eyes snapped to the first item on the grind, a glowing book. He reached out a finger and touched it and suddenly it appeared in front of him, floating between the inventory page and his body. He reached out a hand tentatively and grabbed it, watching as a small item description box appeared.
Book of Diversity-
Tier- God
Grants you all ninja related skills at the highest tier but at level one.
Use? Y/N
Naruto quickly clicked yes and got notifications as skills for genjutsu, taijutsu and fuinjutsu appeared. Apparently buying his other abilities earlier unlocked ninjutsu. He tapped the second item in his inventory, another book and the same thing as the last happened.
Book of Obsession-
Tier- God
Description: Allows you to learn how to perfectly use any skill you wish, causing it to hit max level, if it is not already, assuming the book has one million chakra, it regains one hundred thousand chakra per month on its own but you may channel in more to speed it up.
Chakra Stored: 1 Million
Use? Y/N
Naruto began to mentally cackle as he read the description. Most people wouldn't even have anywhere close to a million chakra since from what he had seen that was equal to that of a one-tailed bijuu's chakra. But for him one million was easy. He could reuse the book as many times a day as he wished. He tapped yes and a list of his skills popped up. He took a second to read through it, drooling over the long list of powerful stats. 'Madara and the Akatsuki are FUCKED!' He thought with relish, remembering the world's local bad guys.
Naruto tapped on fuinjutsu and suddenly his head flooded with information as he got notification after notification saying his fuinjutsu had leveled up. He repeated this for every skill he had, recharging the book after each use. Naruto looked up from his crib, his eyes his perfect mixture of the Byakugan, Rinnegan, and Sharingan, surrounding himself in an aura of his different releases. 'These people better be ready because a new opponent has arrived on this planet, and I refuse to play nice,' Naruto thought. He closed his inventory after briefly surveying the other items, they were not of any use to him yet. He had honed the abilities in both of his other lives to godlike levels, it just so happened that he did so in that world slightly sooner. He hadn't understood when he had bought his powers but he did now. A single of his abilities would make someone extremely powerful when they knew how to truly use it. But for him to have thirty abilities each of which could transform a regular person into a dangerous enemy? Two of those abilities were practically unstoppable on their own. He wasn't just unstoppable, it wasn't even possible to slow him down.
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From there on Naruto's life was relatively simple for two years, miserable but simple. He was just completely ignored. It wasn't a surprise really since Naruto had the same treatment as a child in the show. But it was definitely annoying. He wasn't outright beaten but he could feel the glares of the civilians in Konohagakure, full of malice and hatred. He was pretty sure the matron of the orphanage he was living in wanted him to starve since she never came and got him the morning after he arrived, or any other for that matter. The fox bijuu was probably the only reason the body had survived before his arrival. Of course, that hasn't stopped him. He'd simply climbed out of his crib and gotten food himself. The matron hadn't had anything to say about it. That may have had something to do with the genjutsu he had trapped her and the rest of the adults in the orphanage under though.
Finally, two years after his arrival, it was time for him to leave the orphanage completely. A simple genjutsu to the adults once again had gotten him kicked out of the place. His reason for leaving? There was only one more year until the Uchiha massacre and Naruto wanted to save at least one. Preferably one that wouldn't become obsessed with killing Itachi. While Naruto had no problems with letting Itachi die he had to leave the man be for a while. If he killed him the entire timeline would be thrown out of whack. No, Itachi was simply too important to be killed, for the time being, he was going to become a member of Akatsuki soon after all.
The reason he had chosen that specific day to get kicked out was simple, the Hokage's weekly visit to him was every Sunday, that very day. Of course, the Hokage was the perfect person to go to with his request for an apartment. He needed an apartment so he could move around with less supervision. Hence why he was sitting on the steps of an abandoned building not far from the orphanage he used to live in. He looked up as he heard footsteps and smiled widely, putting on his mask of an advanced and mature child. There walking towards him was the third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. Naruto hurriedly raised to his feet.
"Hokage-sama," Naruto said as he bowed low to the ground. The Hokage scowled lightly as he pulled Naruto into a hug.
"Come now Naruto, I've told you every time I see you, you can call me Jiji, there is no need to be so formal," The Hokage said gently. Naruto shook his head from inside the Hokage's grip.
"I apologize Hokage-sama but you are the Hokage and must be shown respect," Naruto said firmly. Hiruzen mentally sighed. 'It is truly sad to see what the treatment he has received has done to him, for a child to be so serious and formal, he has grown up too fast, Kami he is only four!' The Hokage thought miserably. Hiruzen had wanted to help him for as long as he could remember but there was little he could do. Despite having considerable power and influence in the village with nearly every member of both the ninja the civilian council's opposing him he could almost never get anything done.
Of course thanks to the Uchiha backing the law for killing people that attacked others due to prejudice he was able to kill anyone who directly attacked the boy, but it still annoyed him that he couldn't do more. The way the matron of the orphanage glared at the young boy he viewed as a grandson with such hatred, the way the other children avoided Naruto like the plague, it hurt him and he wasn't even the one they were hating. Hiruzen shook himself from his thoughts, there were other matters he needed to get to the bottom of.
"Now Naruto why were you waiting outside for me?" The Hokage asked worriedly. 'If they kicked him out he will need to live on his own, all the other orphanages have already expressly told me to never bring him to them, I do not know how he will handle that,' Hiruzen thought anxiously.
"The matron of the orphanage decided that I was no longer welcome there," Naruto said impassively. The Hokage cringed slightly at the dead monotone his voice held before going eerily still as he heard what had happened.
"Naruto, as much as I hate it, you will need to live on your own from now on, I am afraid to say that none of the other orphanages will take you," The Hokage said after a moment. Naruto simply nodded in acceptance. Hiruzen was surprised Naruto didn't ask why but then again he probably shouldn't have been, Naruto had only asked once and after he said that he would tell Naruto eventually then Hiruzen had never heard it asked again.
"Where will I stay?" Naruto asked quietly as he pulled away from the Hokage. Hiruzen sighed slightly.
"I can get you an apartment and a monthly budget, normally I would assign a guardian to watch over you but I doubt anyone that is able would be willing so you will need to be totally alone," The Hokage explained, his annoyance showing in his tone. Naruto smirked mentally while showing disappointment on his face.
"I understand, thank you Hokage-sama," Naruto said, bowing his head slightly as he thanked the Hokage. 'My plan worked,' Naruto thought smugly.
"Come Naruto, I have time set aside for my visit to you, I can use it to get your apartment," Hiruzen said as he turned away, holding Naruto's hand in his. Together they both walked away from the orphanage, heading towards the apartment complex Naruto would live in for the considerable future.
AN: What do you guys think? Did I make him too godlike? Duh, of course I did. I do that in pretty much all my stories though, speaking of stories, today or tomorrow another new story will release. On the bright side I know quite a bit about Naruto, it's a fandom I know alot about. Naruto in this story will be considerably warmer than my main character is in A God of Gods (At least towards allies) Also, writing these new stories kinda has my update schedule shot so I apologize for that. Overlord story next!