Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.

I hope you enjoy this. It's the first story on that I put up without me being in it.

IMORTANT: Kuwabara won't be in this fan fic.

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Chapter 1

Getting Changed

"Is that the best you can do? My grandma can hit better than that!" Yusuke shouted as he jumped up. There was a huge demon that looked terrible. He was obviously beaten up by the Rekai Tentai. He swung around his mallet and ended up hitting Yusuke. "Yusuke!" Kurama shouted and ran over towards Yusuke. (Remember, this demon must be like 20 feet tall.) "Come on, you need to go to the hospital." Kurama said with concern. The demon picked up Kurama and started squeezing his body.

Hiei teleported up and sliced the demon's hand off. He went down and caught the hand. "Get out of there!" Hiei kicked one of the fingers and Kurama slid out. The demon was now going off. He was swinging his mallet in random places and ended up hitting Hiei and Kurama at the same time. Yusuke pointed his finger at the demon. "Spirit...Gun..." He said so quietly that not even Kurama could hear it. He fainted as soon as his spirit gun hit the demon.

Kurama slowly awakened as he noticed that he was in the Spirit World Hospital. "What...Am I doing here?" Kurama looked to his left and saw Hiei on a hospital bed asleep. He looked to his right and saw Yusuke in another hospital bed asleep. "You guys were knocked out by the demon that Yusuke killed at the last moment. If we wouldn't have seen the flash from Yusuke's spirit gun, then we probally wouldn't be able to find you guys. Meaning you would've died." Koenma explained. Yusuke grinned when that was said. "Ok Yusuke, you can stop pretending to be asleep." Kurama said with a chuckle.

"You know, if it weren't for all this pain, then this is feels like heaven." Yusuke smirked.

"Shut up." Hiei groaned.

"So you're finally awake?" Yusuke retorted.

"Hn." Hiei turned on his side and stayed quite. "Listen, you guys have been seriously injured. Right now you probally don't realize how badly hurt you are. Yusuke, you have a broken leg, extremly deep cuts, and a broken rib. Kurama, you have a broken arm, three broken ribs, and extremly deep cuts. Hiei, you have a broken back, a broken rib that has actually went through your left lung, and a broken pinky...Oh yeah, and extremly deep cuts." Koenma informed.

Yusuke's eys grew huge. "All that has happened to us? Why the hell can't we feel all that?"

"Because while you guys were alseep we made you drink this potion that eases the pain. It also keeps you from dying." Koenma walked out of the room. "Wow. I would never imagine. So how you guys feeling?" Yusuke asked.

"I feel like this is the worst day ever." Kurama said quietly.

"I really don't care. I just want my rib out of my lung and back to where it belongs." Hiei complained.

"Well, I'm going to ask for something to kill al the pain." Yusuke almost got up.

"Wait! Your leg is broken, remember? Just push that red button next to you." Kurama instructed.

"Oh, right." Yusuke reached over and pushed a little red button that was connected to the bed. Before they knew it a nurse came into the room. "You need help?" The nurse asked politely. "Yeah, I want to go ask Koenma something, but I can't hardly move because of my broken leg." Yusuke tried to act so pityful and helpless. "Oh you poor thing. Here, I'll help you into your wheel chair. On the count of three. 1, 2...3." The nurse lifted Yusuke up and sat him in a wheel chair that was next to his bed.

"Wow. Strong nurse." Yusuke said to himself as the nurse pushed the wheel chair out of the room. Kurama layed back on his bed and tried to go back to sleep. Hiei sat up and was thinking about this whole thing. After a while he layed back and went to sleep.

At Koenma's Office

"Hey Koenma. Do you have anything to kill the pain?" Yusuke asked.

"Yeah, but I must warn you, the side affects can change your life forever." Koenma warned.

"I don't care. I really need something." Yusuke complained.

"Oh alright. But if you don't like what the side affects do, don't come complaining to me." Koenma got up and searched around in a big cupboard. He pulled out a blue potion that was foaming at the top. Steam was coming out of the potion when he brought it out. Koenma walked over to Yusuke and poured out a little bit into a cup. He handed the cup to Yusuke. "You don't need much. Oh, and if you need something to wash it down with, just tell me." Yusuke drank the potion and instantly started gagging.

"I'll get you something to drink." Koenma walked over to his fridge grabbed a random drink. "Here you go." He handed the drink to Yusuke. "THANKS!" He chugged down what appeared to be soda. "Thank you so much. That was aweful! But now...It's like I'm...like I'm a noodle." Yusuke felt no pain now and was limp. The nurse took him back to the room he was in when he woke up.

2 Hours Later

Kurama and Hiei slowly woke up at the same time. They looked over at Yusuke and he was in a deep sleep. He had a very thick blanket over top of him. "Figures." Kurama said in a jokingly tone. Hiei saw a bottle next to him, and it was the same bottle with the potion Yusuke had taken in it. Hiei slowly got out of bed and got the bottle.

"Hey fox, look at this. It kills all pain." Hiei tossed the bottle to Kurama.

"That's odd." The pained fox looked at the bottle. "I guess it wouldn't hurt to try it." Kurama wasn't thinking at all because of the potion Koenma gave them earlier when they were alseep. Kurama reached over to a table next to him to get out a medicine cup. He poured a little in there and took a sip. "UGH! That is the most bitter thing I have ever tasted!" The fox shouted as he started gagging. Hiei looked in the fridge ang grabbed a soda. "Try this." Hiei tried his best to toss a can of soda to Kurama. Kurama caught it and started chugging it down.

"That...Was so bitter." Kurama complained as he tossed the potion to Hiei. Hiei took a little sip and started gagging. He reached in the fridge and got out another soda. He chugged that down as fast as he could. "ACK! I never want to try that again!" Hiei slowly limped back to his bed.

"Whoa...Colors. Heheh. The room is like, all swurvey." Kurama started talking like a hippie.

"What are you talking about?" Hiei watched as the fox acted drunk.

"I feel no pain." As soon as Kurama said that he fell backwards, and as soon as his body hit the bed he was asleep. "Hn. Stupid fox." Hiei muttered. Before he knew it, he felt no pain. "Whoa. That crap really does work. Why is the room spinning?" Hiei was now seeing things, just like Kurama had saw. Hiei fell back on his bed and in an instant he was asleep.

The Next Morning

Hiei slowly woke up and stretched. He noticed thatthe potion he drank had not only made him feel better, but it also made the wounds fix themselfs. So he was back to normal...Almost. He pulled off the covers and saw something that would make any short man scream. Long and girly legs. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH! WHAT HAPPENED?" He realized his voice sounded like a woman's voice. No...This can't be...This is impossible! This has to be a dream! He ran into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH! I'M A WOMAN!" Kurama snapped awake and look at the bathroom room door. "Who the heck is complaining?" My voice! It sounds like...A woman's voice! Thought Kurama.

Hiei walked out of the bathroom. "ACK! You too?" Hiei said as he...she ran over to Kurama.

"Yeah. This is terrible. What could've happened?"

"I don't know. But I want this fixed NOW!" Hiei snapped.

Yusuke woke up by the sound of "a girl" yelling. "Hey, have you two young ladies seen my two friends?" Yusuke asked with a yawn. Holy shit, I sound like a girl...Cool. Yusuke thought.

"Yusuke, I'm Kurama. And that lady right there is Hiei." Kurama said trying not to laugh.

"Bull! Hiei is short! That girl right there is tall!" Yusuke said as Hiei growled.

"Well go look in the mirror. If you are a girl, then will you believe us?" Kurama sounded like he was going to cry.

"What? There is no way I'm a girl! And I'll take on your bet, if I am a girl I will believe you. But if I'm a guy, then I'm going to think you two are crazy." Yusuke walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. "3, 2, 1." Kurama and Hiei both said at the same time while pointing to the door. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH! SOMEONE GAVE ME A MAKEOVER WHILE I WAS ASLEEP, THEY CUT MY HAIR A LITTLE, THEY CHANGED MY VOICE SOMEHOW, AND THEY GAVE ME FAKE BREASTS! THANK YOU!" Yusuke shouted.

"They aren't fake!" Kurama was trying to convince Yusuke. Koenma walked in to see what all the screaming was about. "What's going on in here?" Koenma shouted. "Oh, one of us stubbed our toes and ended up breaking a nail." Hiei said in a preppy voice. "We were changed into girls, you dolt!" Hiei snapped. (Just for the people who don't understand, when Hiei was talking in a preppy voice she was being sarcastic.)

"So all three of you took the potion?" Koenma was absolutly shocked. "No you pansy, we just woke up like this. Of course we took the potion!" Kurama snapped. "What bit you in the butt this morning?" Koenma questioned.

Yusuke walked out and was strangling Koenma. "You did this to us! You're the one who gave us the potion! You're the one who didn't tell us what the side affects were! You're the one who's about to be bruetally murdered by a girl!" Yusuke shouted as he shook Koenma up and down by the neck.

"Let go!" Koenma shoved Yusuke off as he was gasping for air.

"How could you do this to us?" Yusuke had tears streaming down her face. (You guys are going to have to get used to me calling them "her" and "she")

"Oooh, Miss Emotional. Did I hurt your feelings? Awww. That's so cute." Koenma teased.

"Shut up!" Yusuke ran out of the sobbing. Koenma, Kurama, and Hiei all sweatdropped.

"Well, if you guys are going to be girls, then you will have to have girl names. Kurama, your name will be Kurumy. Hiei, your name will be Hina. I mainly say this because of your mom." Koenma chuckled as Hiei glared. "And Yusuke's name will be Yuna. Could you two tell him that later?"

"Sure." Kurama agreed. "But I'm going to take you two ladies shopping. You seriousy need some female clothes."

Hiei was about to run off when Kurama grabbed her by the hand. "No one will know who you are." Kurama informed Hiei. "Oh by the way, one of the side affects was that you are now normal humans. Hina, if you take off your bandana you will notice that you don't have your jagan." Koenma notified them.

"What?" Hiei snapped. "And don't call me Hina!"

"You heard me. And get used to it." Koenma leaded them to Earth. They poofed into the clothes section of the mall. What shocked them was that Yusuke was already there. "What are you doing here?" Kurama asked. "Uh...I'm here for the same reason you are...?" Kurama, Hiei, and Koenma just stared blankly. "What? And why are you guys here?" Yusuke questioned.

"We're here to get new clothes to go along with our looks." Kurama said in a girly way.

"Well...Uh...I am too...I guess." Yusuke stuttered.

"By the way, your name is now Yuna." Kurama informed.

"What? Why?"

"Ask the genius who turned us into girls." Kurama snapped as she stomped off.

"Change us back. I would like being a girl, but I have too many emtions. And pain is a lot worse as a girl. And not to mention that I don't even want to stare at myself because it would be gay!" Yusuke already had tears shooting down his face.

"I'm sorry. But the potion that you have to make to change you back a male would take a year to make. And I didn't have one pre-made because I never thought in a million years that someone would be stupid enough to risk their own gender just to be out of pain." Koenma explained.

"This can't be happening!" Yusuke ran out of that area sobbing.

"We better get clothes at a different time." Hiei walked out.

"I'm just going to buy the clothes for you. I'll send them to you guys...girls once I purchase them." Koenma turned around and saw that he was talking to himself. "Damn. Oh well." Koenma continued searching for clothes as customers walked by thinking he was gay.

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