Sue clapped her hands together loudly and everyone else in the kitchen suddenly looked towards her. "I can't believe I forgot to tell you guys last night!" She exclaimed. "Brad has a new girlfriend."
"What?" Frankie looked surprised.
"Really?" Mike looked suspicious.
Sue nodded her head. "Her name is Sally and she works in the mall. She's so nice and so pretty, and I think her and Brad are going to be so happy together." Sue frowned. "I'm so bummed me and Darrin broke up, we could've gone on double dates together."
"So Brad's dating a girl?" Axl asked. "Actually, you know what? I don't care."
"Whatever Axl, I think he really likes her. Remember how he never kissed me? They are already kissing! Whenever he brings her food from work she kisses him really quick. It's very mature and adult like. I could see them doing the same kiss as one of them heads off to the office or something."
"Ugh, this is boring. I can't believe I have to sit around and listen to this." Axl groaned.
"Why are you here Axl? Don't you have a apartment you could be at right now?"
"Over spring break a family of some woodland creature moved in, so we're waiting for them to move out. I was thinking about just living out of my car, but you guys are close enough that I figure I'd just stay here until the whole problems works itself out."
"Mmm, well fine. But I'm about to do Wrestlerettes practice over Skype, so don't come bother me in my room." Sue grabbed a bottle of water out of the fridge.
"You wish I would hang out in your room dork." Axl said, but Sue was already headed back to her room.
"Do you think Sally knows that Brad is…" Frankie paused. "Well, you know?"
"I thought everyone but Sue knew, but apparently she's not the only one."
"I'm sort of curious to meet the girl. Would it be weird to invite her over?"
"Yes." Mike sounded baffled at Frankie's reasoning. "Sue seems to like her, so there might be a chance you'll meet her through Sue."
"Yeah. But you know Sue did say that she worked at the mall. I might be able to go and look at her there."
Axl had gotten tried of listening to his parents chattering, so he decided to take a page out of Brick's book and join him in the living room. Brick was texting someone, probably his girlfriend, instead of reading. Axl was shocked that his dorky little brother had a girlfriend and he didn't.
Axl spent a few minutes checking what was on the channels, but he couldn't find anything interesting. Frankie and Mike were still talking in the kitchen, so Axl decided to go do something in his room.
He ended up spending another five minutes or so trying to find his guitar in his room, but after moving around a lot of mess, the instrument still had not been found. With nothing else left to do, he decided he would go mess around on the computer for awhile.
As he was walking through the hallway, he realized that Sue had left her door open. She was in front of the laptop the school provided doing some dumb cheering routine she had probably made up.
Axl noticed that she had changed into her pajamas to do this. She was wearing one of her old t-shirts and a loose pair of sweat pants. The outfit gave Axl inspiration. He stayed quiet and managed to get all the way to the open door without her noticing him. Then, as quickly as he could, he burst in, grabbed onto the sides of her loose sweatpants, and yanked them down.
"Axl!" He heard her shout, but he just grinned.
"You just got Axed!" He yelled before he looked to see her most likely embarrassed face.
He thought he would get to laugh at her wearing some dumb pair of underwear that probably had unicorns and rainbows on it, but what he saw instead shocked him.
The underwear were pink, which seemed like something Sue would choose, but the rest of it was not Sue's style at all. It was lacy and practically see-through. They looked like something… well something a girl Sue's age might wear, but he never expected to see them on her.
Instead of trying to pull her pants back up she apologized to the other Wrestlerettes and shut the laptop. When she turned around to do this, Axl was able to see the back of the underwear. It was just more pink and more lace, but the cut of them showed off a gratuitous amount of Sue's ass.
He couldn't deny that they looked good on her, but then all of a sudden he had to deal with the fact that he had just thought that.
She bent down to pick up her pants and she was still saying very angry things at him, but it was like he couldn't hear anything. He finally broke his gaze away from them just as the sweatpants were pulled up.
"I can't believe you Axl, you're the worst!" Sue yelled before she stormed out of the room. "I'm telling mom." Sue was at the end of the hallway, but Axl was still in her room, unable to get the image of her underwear out of his mind. "Mom! You won't believe what Axl just did!"