Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Summary: This is a one-shot story about Naruto's son playing tricks on Jiraiya.
One day, as Jiraiya was peeping in his favorite hot springs's spot, Naruto's six year old son Arashi happened to walk by. Arashi's big blue eyes widened and then he smirked so evilly that he would shame the greatest of any anime villains.
After making a few preparations Arashi ran up to the door of the women's bathing room and shouted "A PERVERT IS PEEPING!!".
Jiraiya noticed Arashi cheerfully waving goodbye. He then noticed that Arashi tied him to the tree he had been hiding behind. Jiraiya's face paled as he faced the wrath of a thousand females.
You could say that he got his ass beat pretty hard.
A few weeks later, after Jiraiya had healed from his beating, he decided to take Arashi on an extended training mission. As they traveled Jiraiya noted that Arashi would occasionally pull out a small pad and take a few notes. Jiraiya did not know why Arashi was writing stuff down nor did he know what he was writing, but as long as it kept him out of trouble... They spent several hours training diligently then rewarded themselves with a bath in the hot springs.
After a nice, long soak they dressed and went to the dining hall. As Jiraiya sat down he failed to notice that Arashi was trying not to laugh hard. Then everyone heard a loud farting sound. Everyone looked at Jiraiya who laughed nervously and replied oops. Everyone ran out screaming and for the rest of the month in that town people avoided Jiraiya. Arashi would laugh while holding out a whoopie cushion.
One day, while training, Arashi pushed Jiraiya off of a mountain. Jiraiya managed to regain his footing and he landed safely, but not without a big shock that went from his abused ankles to his head when he landed. He, however, was not safe when Arashi pushed down a big rock.
The rock hit his head and Jiraiya let out a goofy laugh as a anime bump appeared above his wildly swirling eyes. A hippo fell on his head, then a elephant fell on his head, then a modern air plane fell on his head. Lets just say after all these things fell on his head, he let out an insanely goofy laugh as a larger bump appeared on his head. Don't ask how Arashi got the hippo, elephant, and plane.
One day Arashi told a lie when he told Tsunade that Jiraiya was trying to force him to read his book. It turns out that Sakura, his father's old teammate over heard it as well. You could say that Jiraiya's screams echoed so loud that the entire world heard it.
Arashi had so much fun that he went to sleep while tears of laughter falling down his face. Meanwhile, Jiraiya plotted his revenge. If he recovers that is.
(Fin)