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The room was silent.

Tension rose from the bottom all the way up to where Xemnas sat- in his gleaming white throne.

Xemnas pulled off his hood to reveal his tanned face, wrinkles forming from age and frustration. The rest of the organization members sat poised, prepared, and anxious to hear Xemnas' important news. Xemnas inhaled deeply, and everyone leaned in to listen.

"I'm getting married," he said simply.

The shock stunned everyone. Nobody expected anyone in the Organization to get married, especially Xemnas.

"Why?" Larxene asked, suspicious. "And to whom?"

"I am currently engaged to one of the members of the Kis bloodline. She is arriving tomorrow, and her children will be arriving the day after," he replied, waving his hand as if it was nothing.

"Ah, so you're gonna bed her and then meet the kids, eh?" Xigbar snickered, propping his chin on his hand.

Xemnas threw him a cold look. "You know nothing about us so far, so I suggest you keep quiet."

Everybody paled at the thought. Did Xemnas mean that he already…?

"Ew…" Roxas groaned, clutching his stomach while exchanging glances with Axel.

"Who is she? What's she like?" Larxene questioned, as if she was interrogating a criminal. Saix moaned, rubbing his forehead. Where was his ibuprofen when he needed it…?

"Her name is Kamui Kis. She's divorced with the same man three times, has three pairs of twins, and the creator of her own world. She's a Kis- which is totally different from anything we have encountered. She's quite interesting, actually. Quite rambunctious, I must say."

Axel chuckled. That was a pretty big statement, since Xemnas never mentioned Axel's misbehavior around the castle. He looked up as Xemnas continued to speak.

"She will be arriving tomorrow, as I said, early. She speaks little English, but she understands what you say to her. As for her children… I was hoping some of you could share bedrooms with them."

The members were silent. Suddenly, Larxene stood, and raised an accusing finger at Xemnas. "This isn't fair!" she exclaimed, her electric blue eyes narrowing. "How come we have to baby-sit your kids?! Three pairs of twins, this is ridiculous! How do you expect us to keep them all under control?!" She bellowed, her voice echoing. Other members followed suite and protested, placing Saix and Xemnas in hopes of finding a pain reliever somewhere soon.

"Quiet," Xemnas said, raising his hand. "Listen, her family is powerful and quite useful. Our Organization is lacking as we need more resources. She will fit in, or else I will personally make her fit in," Xemnas growled, his frustration growing. "I also encourage you all to get in good relationships with the rest of her family. She entrusted her hand in marriage to me, so I should be able to show her that I can take care of things swiftly and accurately. Who knows, maybe you will all like the change."

Larxene sat back in her throne, crossing her arms. Electricity fizzed from her fingertips, longing to fry Xemnas' precious hair to a crisp. As soon as Xemnas dismissed them all, she was the first to leave.

Everyone left in a murmur, curious about the future and surprised by the sudden news.

"Imagine! Kids! And what're we gonna call her, 'mom'?!" Axel ranted, licking his ice cream in the kitchen across the table from Roxas.

Roxas shrugged, "Maybe. But what will Saix be? 'Auntie'?"

"That's right," Axel whispered, "Saix is mom…"

"That's because Xigbar makes us call him mom," Demyx said, taking a sip of water as he sat next to Roxas. He shivered, "I'm kind of scared. What if the kids are… you know… Little evil bastards?"

Axel raised an eyebrow. "Gosh, you, I've never heard you speak like that." He shrugged, "Well, maybe they'll be useful. I mean, I could always use a pair of little troublemakers. Kids are fun, aren't they?"

-- ♥ The Next Morning (Rather early, really…)

Xemnas had ordered everyone awake. Larxene, though, had miraculously gone missing.

It was so early, it was still dark outside. Well, in the World That Never Was, it was always dark…

Oh, you get the point!

Everyone but Larxene stood at the entrance, yawning and rubbing their eyes. Zexion rubbed his eyes so much that his eyeliner made it look like he had two black eyes. Axel's hair looked flatter than usual, oddly. Roxas, Saix, and Xemnas seemed to be the only ones that were prepared and ready to escort. At first, Saix and Roxas didn't know what to wait for. Not even Saix, Xemnas' most informed henchman. Xemnas' lips curled into a small smile, and Roxas looked around to see what he was looking at. He gasped sharply, witnessing something turn the corner.

She was bright, that was for sure. Her pale skin made her baby blue gown glow, and her white shawl covered her graceful arms. Her hair was as white as snow, but shone blonde in the little streetlights that were provided. A long braid sat carefree over her shoulder, and vivid blue eyes shone brightly underneath her long and concealing bangs. She walked as if she was floating, not making a sound or a stumble. The rest of the Organization members stared and gawked at her, Xigbar drooling and Axel amazed that Xemnas managed to score a babe like that. She was petite, yes, and rather… different for Xemnas. She walked up to Xemnas, and placed a hand on his cheek. She spoke quickly in a language that no one understood, and Xemnas replied instantaneously, nodding and grabbing her hand.

"She's French!" Roxas observed with his mouth open. "But if Xemnas understands her… Wow, I guess I know less about him than I thought."

"May I present to you, gentlemen, my future wife: Kamui Kis."

-- ♥ End Chapter One